Help! Long Island Strip Clubs

[Gwen]

Alright: my boyfriend's brother is getting married in September so in planning for the bachelor party he asked me if I knew what the best strip club in Long Island is (i.e. least seedy, hottest girls, etc.) having been in Westchester the last 4 years he's kind of outta the loop on this kind of thing, but his brother still lives on the Island so the party'll be out there.

We're def gonna scout 'em all out before hand, but some suggestions are defintiley welcome. Also: closer to the New Hyde Park/Great Neck area the better. Thanks guys!

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[Crippler]

Whatever you do, don't even bother stopping by "Le Cafe" in Bethpage(?). My brother & I stopped in with about four friends after the John Valby show at Governor's a week or so ago because two of the young ladies we were with were eager to get lapdances (and who were we to stop them?).

It was midnight on a Friday, you would think a fairly hopping time for a strip club. All five of the girls would have been bad daytime strippers, and I think three of the were over 40 years of age and looked like they had been stripping since the day they turned 18. Not sure if the sixth one was hot or not, but the few times she did wake & pick her head up from the lapdance couch she had collapsed on, she was only awake long enough to look around, flip off the guys who were staring at her & laughing, and pass out again.

We finished our first drinks & were out of there in 5 minutes. The girls were so horrified, we didn't even try another place.

Other than that, I've never been to another strip club on Long Island so I don't have any suggestions. But hopefully I've spared you that trip. Happy hunting.

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[furie]

I'm not much for strip clubs, but I second the "Le Cafe" sentiment. Another club to stay away from is "Cafe Royale" in Farmingdale.


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[Katylina]

"The Habitat" is down the road from my house (Smithtown), and "Gossips" is in Farmingdale.

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[TooCute]

Judging from the kind of people I see in malls around here, I'm going to guess that strip clubs on Long Island are even skankier than strip clubs in New Jersey.

Good luck.

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[Katylina]

Hahaha-- you're right. She'd probably find more hoochies in a Middle School than in a strip club.

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[monsterone]

li strip clubs are ass. no full nudie.

i'm no conosiur, but my suggestion, take a train ride into the city. if you're going to spend the cash, go to the city.

i've only been to 2 clubs on li and the strippers won't shut the fuck up. get a pro, or here about some skanks c section or children while you get a $20 (2 min) dance.

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[IrishAlkey]

One where the taint is no less than five inches from the nose at all times.

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[monsterone]

One where the taint is no less than five inches from the nose at all times.

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good luck

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[IrishAlkey]

I have a long nose.

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[CruelCircus]

I haven't been, but i think Gossip has the best rep. They seem to get a lot of the top porn stars coming through on their tours. They're on Rt. 110 in Melville, just south of the LIE.
There are a lot of crappy joints on LI, though- the suggestion to go to the city (or Queens) might be the best bet.


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[JPMNICK]

I have a long nose.


so then are you talking about Scores?

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[IrishAlkey]

hoo hoo

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[SixPack]

Gossip is pretty good, but easily the most expensive. The Scene is probably one of the best that's not too expensive, but then again Monsterone is right. The strippers are annoying as hell and never leave you alone, so you might be better off going into the city.


BTW--Kristi, The Habitat has the absolute skankiest chicks on earth. The only place where the number of pounds is quadruple the number of teeth.

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i believe its called "Taste of Honey" in Hempstead. it sucks, but you'll have great stories to tell.

[TooCute]

The only place where the number of pounds is quadruple the number of teeth.

Huh?

Human adults have 32 teeth.
Quadruple that would be 128.

Clearly I am missing something here....

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[monsterone]

The only place where the number of pounds is quadruple the number of teeth.

Huh?

Human adults have 32 teeth.
Quadruple that would be 128.

Clearly I am missing something here....

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the strippers are very, very small.

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[monsterone]

by the way, to derail for a minute, most porn actresses are too short to be models so they take that route to get into the industry.

and gossip is way too over priced unless you have a hook up. i heard qweens is the place to go, on budget.

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[Gwen]

Thanks for your help, guys!

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[Katylina]

Well, it's my friend's birthday next Saturday 6/5 (SixPack), and silentspic and I are taking him to Gosisip. If anyone else is interested in going, let us know!

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