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BrianTheBailBondsman
05-14-2004, 01:04 PM
Ok it's said that God created Adam & Eve (Created man in his image).<P>
1) who came first them or cave man / prehistoric man.
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a) if them, what the F happened? how did it go from them good looking and knowledgable (forbiden fruit from the tree of knowledge) to a goofy grunting cave man?
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b) if cave man / prehistoric man then the bible is wrong saying adam & eve.
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reeshy
05-14-2004, 01:09 PM
OK..I'll bite...what's the password, Himmler?????
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Mike Teacher
05-14-2004, 01:50 PM
Ok it's said that God created Adam & Eve (Created man in his image).
Yes, thats one of several hundred creation stories/histories/myths aka facts to the believers.
Opinions differ.
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Mike Teacher
05-14-2004, 01:54 PM
oh yeah i just remembered.
A very content Egg and a very frustrated chicken are lying on a bed together. The Egg, smoking a cigarette, looks over to the Chicken and says, 'I guess that solves that.'
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zoom2457
05-14-2004, 02:14 PM
You are on fire tonight, Mike.
My theory is that the cave man / prehistoric man came first and they all got wiped out with the dinosaurs, then God decided that the planet was too empty and created adam and eve.
However, if Adam and Eve were the only people created, where did all the people of different colors come from. Or any other people. Eve was the only woman, did Cain or Abel procreate with her? If so, maybe that's why Cain killed Abel.
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This message was edited by zoom2457 on 5-14-04 @ 6:16 PM
Furtherman
05-17-2004, 10:47 AM
Adam and Eve is a story folks. Believe otherwise and I have some excellent real estate to sell to you.
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Jennitalia
05-17-2004, 11:08 AM
The Flintstones came first.
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jocefus
05-17-2004, 11:15 AM
adam probably did and didnt recipricate
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