Snakeheads!

[Furtherman]

Another Snakehead has been caught in the Potomac River.

Invasion! They'll eat all the other fish, then crawl out and eat your plants, your pets... your children!
They are, after all, a voracious alien species

An angler caught a northern snakehead fish over the weekend in the Potomac River, the third time in nine days that the voracious alien species has been found in the river. (http://www.wtop.com/index.php?nid=25&sid=205154)

But, to be a little serious:

Snakehead Fish Reveal Ancient Climate Shifts (http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20040503/snakehead.html)


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[jeffdwright2001]

I hear they are the natural enemy of the Cicada.

fight, fight, fight.

[Tall_James]

Who wins...

Snake fish with knife vs. Polar Bear with both arms tied around back?


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[Recyclerz]

Another Snakehead has been caught in the Potomac River.
Invasion! They'll eat all the other fish, then crawl out and eat your plants, your pets... your children!



Upon further investigation, the creature turned out to be House Majority Leader, Tom Delay who had become entangled in the fisherman's line while out for a swim in the river.


The warnings about your pets and children remain in effect.



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King Solomon he never lived 'round here.[b]

[Jack_Doff]

I heard the snakeheads actually killed Tony Randall but the government doesn't want us to know.

[Furtherman]

This photo was taken just hours ago along the Potomac!! The fisherman remains unidentified, yet dead.

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[TheMojoPin]

I've actually been to that giant muskie. It's up in Wisconsin, and it's actually a museum on the inside.

And there's only one way to take out those damn snakeheads...

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[jeffdwright2001]

You got that right Mojo - and Snake Eyes can handle it on his own.

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[Jack_Doff]

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Since 1997? C'mon. Those Joes have been not asking and not telling for a lot longer than 7 years. Especially that Roadblock. He's so big and sweaty holding his massive weapon. Oh yeah, he has a machine gun too.

[Tall_James]

http://www.nonprofitgeorgia.org/images/carville.jpg


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[TheMojoPin]

[quote]

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Since 1997? C'mon. Those Joes have been not asking and not telling for a lot longer than 7 years. Especially that Roadblock. He's so big and sweaty holding his massive weapon. Oh yeah, he has a machine gun too.

Well, the site I stole it from had only been around since 1997, and I was just too damn lazy to find another group shot.

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[PanterA]

when did Buzz lightyear join the GI Joes?

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[TheMojoPin]

Deep Six was first.

Those Pixar nerds are HACKS.

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[Furtherman]

Virginia Creates Task Force To Deal With Nasty Fish (http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0504/147604.html)



The Virginia Department of Game and Inland Fisheries has set up what it calls a Snakehead Fish Incident Management Team to deal with issues related to the recent findings. The snakehead - imported from China - can destroy an ecosystem and live out of water.


Ecosystem destoryers. This is the beginning of the Yellow War. First they send the snakeheads, then they invade California. There's a billion of them!!!



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[Furtherman]

<p>Well, nothing was done.&nbsp; Now they're here.&nbsp; Now it's war.&nbsp; Soon small dogs will start disappearing.&nbsp; Then children.&nbsp; A couple of Japanese imports will be reported stolen.&nbsp; No one will think anything is wrong.&nbsp; Then one day you're sitting on the toilet.&nbsp; Is that an itch?&nbsp; You look down.</p><p><a href="http://www.dailypress.com/news/local/virginia/dp-va--snakeheadrun1011oct11,0,5615640.story?coll=dp-headlines-virginia" target="_blank">&quot;They're in there by the thousands. You could see them literally coming up along the banks. The ones we caught didn't even put a dent in them,&quot; said Hammond, 43, an avid bass fisherman from Florida living here temporarily. &quot;We would throw one in the cooler, two others would jump out and we'd have to chase them through the woods.&quot;</a> </p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>

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Fish like that...

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i wouldn't suggest skinny dipping

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[PapaBear]

Baby Snakeheads was an awesome Frank Zappa song!

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[Furtherman]

They've adapted! And spread!

A SAVAGE fish more terrifying than a piranha has been caught in Britain for the first time — sparking fears of a deadly invasion. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article817553.ece)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00438/snn1925gx682_438463a.jpg

An Environment Agency source said last night: “The reaction was, ‘Oh s***’. This is the ultimate invasive species — if it starts breeding here it’s a disaster.”

[topless_mike]

They've adapted! And spread!

A SAVAGE fish more terrifying than a piranha has been caught in Britain for the first time — sparking fears of a deadly invasion. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article817553.ece)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00438/snn1925gx682_438463a.jpg

as a reefer, i see lots of n00bs asking questions about "well, when this fish outgrows my tank, i'll just release him into the wild".

nothing is more dangerous that that. the introduction of non-native species / bacteria / etc can literally wipe out a population before the natives can develop a way to defend itself.

this is how the snakehead boom happened.

[TheMojoPin]

Gotta love tha Sun "journalistic integrity:"

Psycho predator is Sid Fishious

The vicious giant snakehead EATS everything it comes across and has even been reported to KILL people.

Andy, of Lincoln, said: “It had a gob full of razor-sharp teeth."

[Knowledged_one]

as a reefer, i see lots of n00bs asking questions about "well, when this fish outgrows my tank, i'll just release him into the wild".

nothing is more dangerous that that. the introduction of non-native species / bacteria / etc can literally wipe out a population before the natives can develop a way to defend itself.

this is how the snakehead boom happened.

Just another excuse for us to have to bail out the brits again

First the Nazi's now the snakeheads

[topless_mike]

Gotta love tha Sun "journalistic integrity:"

reminds me of the weekly world news, enquirer, and the ny times.

[Fallon]

They've adapted! And spread!

A SAVAGE fish more terrifying than a piranha has been caught in Britain for the first time — sparking fears of a deadly invasion. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article817553.ece)

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00438/snn1925gx682_438463a.jpg
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[Furtherman]

Gotta love tha Sun "journalistic integrity:"

Exactly... that's why I quoted the "source" reaction:

An Environment Agency source said last night: “The reaction was, ‘Oh s***’. This is the ultimate invasive species — if it starts breeding here it’s a disaster.”

Right. Although I think it would be great if more agencies made statements like that.

Mike Brown of FEMA: "Oh shit... we're not prepared. This is the ultimate fuck up."

[topless_mike]

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