Weird Sex Acts

[Katylina]

My boyfriend wants to do weird things in bed. I mean, REALLY WEIRD.

What's the weirdest sex act that you performed?

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[DJEvelEd]

Filling some sluts cunt with diarrhea and then eating her out.

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[Katylina]

see what I mean

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[Reephdweller]

is it his diarrhea or yours?

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[Katylina]

I AM NOT THE SLUT HE REFERS TO



it's another one

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[JPMNICK]

its so nice to see a couple in love!

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[Reephdweller]

I AM NOT THE SLUT HE REFERS TO


sorry for the non-intentional indirect insult.

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[DJEvelEd]

is it his diarrhea or yours?

It would be MY stinking diarrhea in the sluts vagina.

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[Jennitalia]

I havent done anything too particularly crazy, so i'll recount the funnier things:


i was blowing an ex and wanted to come up for air, and try and prolong things, and he ended up shooting it up my nose.

my friend and i measured my ex's penis in college. cant believe he let us....it was 5 1/4.

first time i had sex, we had to go through pretty much a full box of condoms because it kept hurting me...and he really wasnt super large

i was with a guy with an uncircumcised pee pee. we also had sex for 6 hours and he gave me the most orgasms of my life.


i had sex in the same room as my little sister when she was like 9. im praying she didnt realize it

i was videotaped by my ex's friends having sex with him and stuff, before we went to college. that video went around most of his grade (I was 2 years older than he was). i'm praying my other sister didnt see that tape.


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[Katylina]

sorry for the non-intentional indirect insult.


It's OK-- u can still attend yoga class with me and the deep one.

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[TheGameHHH]

but mostly your boyfriends weird sex acts are just lame, boring, played-out gimmicks. what exactly does he want to do thats so weird?

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[JPMNICK]

Jen - you got hotter and hotter in my eyes every time you post

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[Cybersoldier]

Jen - you got hotter and hotter in my eyes every time you post


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[Iamnotatool]

What is weird to some is merely foreplay for others...

--after some normal fucking and what not, slid some anal beads in my girls ass, and at her request, we walked to the store and back with them still in, just the rip cord hanging out.

--did the pee thing with that same slutty girl, she wanted to try it, I got to pee first. Not really my thing, but I'll try anything once, as long as it doesn't hurt. Too much. ;)

--Perhpas due to an unnormal amount of porn I've seen, I've come to enjoy pussy to mouth, back to pussy, talking smack all the while. Gotta find the right girl of course...still waiting for her to let me A2M her but, I gotta find strong roofies...lol

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[Katylina]

Well I guess having someone shit on you or piss on you is weird to me.


I always wanted to make a video tape having sex, Jen. I found it hysterical that you snarfed your boyfriend's cum.


I tried anal beads once as well.
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[Reephdweller]

i was blowing an ex and wanted to come up for air, and try and prolong things, and he ended up shooting it up my nose.



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[Reephdweller]

u can still attend yoga class with me and the deep one.



Sweet!

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[DJEvelEd]

but mostly your boyfriends weird sex acts are just lame, boring, played-out gimmicks

Is that why we didn't stay together? I thought we'd still be sitting there on your couch, smelling each other's farts, getting turned on by the stagnant mix of our wretched excretory gasses. I couldn't tongue kiss you like you desired but we sure painted each others faces HUH!!!!!!









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[sr71blackbird]

I think Im in love with Jenn

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[Jennitalia]

Yeah, the video wouldve been ok, only i didnt know about it until a few months later when a good friend told me about it, and i was flippin.... mainly because my sister hung out in his group of friends. but, he was killed a few years ago, so it's hard to be mad about it... and i have a few scars on my knees from fucking him, which i'm going to treasure forever, because i REALLY loved this guy. just bad timing in our lives.


havent done the anal. i've heard WAY too many horror stories. an ex of mine, who is like a soul mate to me, was convinced he'd get it from me, and even tried to "slip" it in a couple of times....but you have to wake up REALLY early to pull a fast one on Jennitalia. We used a cock ring once, but i just didnt get it. and one time, in a drunken stupor, he fell asleep while we were banging, and i went all drama queeny on him. we still laugh about that one till this day.

don't mean to derail your thread with my boring stories, Kat.

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[Katylina]

No way-- sex stories make me hot. Keep them cumming. (hoo hoo)

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[sr71blackbird]

Im horny now! Thanks!

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[Jennitalia]

you may want to refer to the horny thread.


i blew a guy in the quad of our campus

blew a guy on a train

had a guy finger me on a train

fucked a guy in a parking lot (different bf's, different parking lots



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[JPMNICK]

I got a BJ on a plane going to italy, while in my seat. Just put her head under that little blue dieseased blanket they give you and went to town.

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[IrishAlkey]

Jen should open a band camp.

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[Iamnotatool]

Head in an Airport parking lot

Got caught fucking in my car on City Island

Been involved in more than 1 X-party, which often just turns into lots of weird, fun, sex situations...


Was fucking my City Island girl in same car mentioned above, doggy style (my favorite) and the door evidently wasnt closed all the way. It opened, she fell out head first, I nearly pissed the condom off my willy laughing so hard. What made it not so funny, is the prude didn't let me finish. :(

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[Jennitalia]

I know, Alkey, I suck.

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[IrishAlkey]

I kinda' figured that!

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[HypnoDude]

Oh yeah.."One Time in Band Camp".....lol

[Gmann]

wow youre quick

[Justice4all]

--While driving around manhatten I had someone riding me and another woman who was also in the back seat kept pulling it out and blowing me at the same time...back and forth. That went on for about 30 mins. Best ride around Manhhaten I ever had.

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[Tall_James]

Sex in a cemetary during the daytime.
Sex in an apartment building stairwell.
Sex on a putting green at a wedding.
Sex in a hot tub with another couple.
Sex on the floor of a Beauty Salon.


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[Hoojibs]

Sex in a parking lot.
Sex behind some bushes of a public swimming pool.
Sex on a pool table

Fingered a girl during an opera and a broadway show.

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[Katylina]

Since we're talking about places now, I might as well jump right in:
* high school football field
* woods
* library parking lot (caught by police)
* bowling alley bathroom
* club bathroom that just opened up
* I gave head in a self cleaning public bathroom in nyc

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[Justice4all]

Sex while driving on Rt. 80 right after crossing over the GWB into NJ.
Sex in a Taxi in New York
Sex in a Bathroom at two different NY lounges.
Sex on the roof of an apartment.


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Sex in a hot tub with another couple.

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Ahhh always fun when putting on a show.
Did the same James but just without the hot tub.

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[Jennitalia]

Sex on top of a car in a parking lot during a light rain
Sex in a backyard at a party
Sex in the hallway of an apartment building
Sex in the quad of Oneonta
Sex in my bed while my friend was on the floor



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[jocefus]

Sex while driving on Rt. 80 right after crossing over the GWB into NJ.


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[Jack_Doff]

Me. Her. Handcuffs. Big Toy.

Also, church parking lot.

[Iamnotatool]

just remembered one.

Naked chick giving me head at toll booth on West side highway, just north of 95 entrance...

talk about a suprised tolltaker

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[fiestygal]

i gave head in the parking lot of a nursery school/ daycare.... will i go to hell for that? :) ....

















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[Iamnotatool]

Only if you were blowing a 4 year old.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Was it an adult daycare?

[A.J.]

What's the weirdest sex act that you performed?

Finding women who actually wanted to have sex with me. That's pretty weird.

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[grlNIN]

sex in a park
sex in a park on one of those twirly slides
sex on a balcony
sex in my friends living room with 2 sisters and a niece sleeping in close proximity
oral in a movie theater

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[Iamnotatool]

About a month ago I was in a shaded area near my office eating lunch, reading the paper, when I realized the girls head in the car next to me disapeared into her guys lap. The lucky douchebag looks over at me and gives me the gayest thumbs up I ever did see.

Disgusted, and jealous, I promptly fled the area.

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[hyperspace]

lots of s&m bondage, foot and ass worship.....i gotta go!

[FUNKMAN]

i came on this girls belly and then i laid in it...

smelled bleachy

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[reeshy]

sex in my friends living room with 2 sisters and a niece sleeping in close proximity



Were they your sisters????????????????

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[Iamnotatool]

Reeshy a thread killer

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[CaptClown]

Finding women who actually wanted to have sex with me. That's pretty weird.

What did you do with the bodies? And did it hurt to sew your arm back on?

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Were they your sisters????????????????



No.

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[sr71blackbird]

One time I made love while my niece slept in the next bed, it felt weird and sexy at the same time.

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[LordJezo]

Hmm..

*basement parking lot of mall in car with people around
*top floor of parking deck at movie theater
*playground of an elementary school at 2am
*in bed with ex's roomate in the room awake and watching tv
*ex's kitchen while her father was upstairs
*sex while girl on period

Fingered chick on packed train coming home from NYC Thanksgiving parade.

Ate a.

Had a. a few years before normal sex.

A to V switch back and forth.

Woke up one morning after a couch romp with a girl and found poo on my fingers. That was nasty. Didn't notice it until I was in class and wondered what the brown stuff was and sniffed it.

Woke up after hooking up with a chick and found dried blood on my fingers. Again, nasty.

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[sexy bastard]

hey jenn would i find that video being sold on ebay?

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[Iamnotatool]

Woke up one morning after a couch romp with a girl and found poo on my fingers. That was nasty. Didn't notice it until I was in class and wondered what the brown stuff was and sniffed it.


Ever hear of a shower, you nasty fuck?

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[A.J.]

What did you do with the bodies?


I rocked them -- till the break of day.

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[LordJezo]

Woke up one morning after a couch romp with a girl and found poo on my fingers. That was nasty. Didn't notice it until I was in class and wondered what the brown stuff was and sniffed it.


Ever hear of a shower, you nasty fuck?


College+way too much tequila+couple hours of sleep+class at 9am = shower is the last thing on my mind.

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