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TheMojoPin
05-20-2004, 12:12 PM
Ron had a field day on the air with the story of the kid that basically beat up a bear when it attacked him.

Now, another potentially retarded kid has decided to bring the pain to the 'gators! (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5021959/)

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Freebird
05-20-2004, 12:23 PM
I wonder if the kid used the Stan Stasiak Heart Punch on the alligator.

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SatCam
05-20-2004, 12:40 PM
Okay, let's call every person who can tackle a kitten a retard.

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TheMojoPin
05-20-2004, 12:43 PM
Just picture him saying his soundbites like Slingblade.

And remember...he's funny "ha-ha," NOT funny "queer."

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walking joint
05-20-2004, 12:51 PM
i saw this kid on the "Today" show this morning and he looked as if he wanted to be anywhere else but on the show. every answer was one word. it was funny watching Katie try to get a story from the kid. he just kept rubbing his eyes and yawning. good stuff.

DarkHippie
05-20-2004, 12:55 PM
kid looks like he wants to go lawnmower racin

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Furtherman
05-20-2004, 01:00 PM
i saw this kid on the "Today" show this morning


The news media is awful like that. If the Titanic had sunk yesterday, Katie Couric would be sitting on a rescue boat in her directors chair and asking, "How cold was it?"

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05-20-2004, 01:02 PM
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SamoanWoman
05-20-2004, 01:39 PM
[quote]I wonder if the kid used the Stan Stasiak Heart Punch on the alligator.

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No silly he used the "5 Pressure Points of Death Technique".Text

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PanterA
05-20-2004, 01:55 PM
What ever you do....dont touch his ears!

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A.J.
05-20-2004, 02:11 PM
Retard strength or not, NOBODY could beat up this guy:

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Katylina
05-20-2004, 02:36 PM
In the interview the mother said that they had seen alligators in this particular lake before. Why the fuck would you let your son swim in it if you knew there were alligators in it????

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Davios
05-20-2004, 03:17 PM
Because from where they are from, alligators are simply seen as extended family members. I've seen these hillbillies name the alligators that regularly patrol their homes.

JPMNICK
05-20-2004, 03:17 PM
People go in the ocean all the time and they know there are sharks there.

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05-20-2004, 03:50 PM
Sorry this is off topic, but I just moved to NYC from DC and I am in desperate need of a way to hear the show at night....is there any way, radio or otherwise, to hear it??? Please let me know....

TheMojoPin
05-20-2004, 04:17 PM
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JPMNICK
05-20-2004, 04:17 PM
why would you think begging for an illegal way to listen to ron and fez would be off topic in a thread called
Possibly retarded kid beats up animal...AGAIN.

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mikeyboy
05-20-2004, 04:18 PM
Because he beat up an alligator.

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Katylina
05-20-2004, 05:02 PM
People go in the ocean all the time and they know there are sharks there.


But we don't SEE them!!

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