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BrianTheBailBondsman
05-22-2004, 01:28 PM
The Post about Rons's Stop got me looking and found these....<P>http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:qjqjlAQBGrgJ:www.firehousehumor.com/RESORT

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reeshy
05-22-2004, 01:30 PM
http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/signs1.jpg

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SatCam
05-22-2004, 01:31 PM
http://i.xanga.com/southksweety/gay%20strait%20sign.jpg

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reeshy
05-22-2004, 01:32 PM
http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/signs6.jpg

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Ich liebe dich, Arschloch!!!!
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SatCam
05-22-2004, 01:34 PM
http://www.mattfraction.com/pretty/phelps.jpg

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SatCam
05-22-2004, 01:37 PM
http://www.stupid.ca/features/2003-05-29/images/20.jpg

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BrianTheBailBondsman
05-22-2004, 01:39 PM
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~nmuntal/images/funny%20sign%20shits.jpg

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Melrapuo
05-22-2004, 01:39 PM
http://members.cruzio.com/~lupa/humor/signs/bunghole.jpg

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BrianTheBailBondsman
05-22-2004, 01:41 PM
http://www.drunktv.com/jasonisstupid/081003/funny/sign2.jpg

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Melrapuo
05-22-2004, 01:42 PM
http://www.thefunnypage.com/signs2/1.jpg

<img src="http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/melr2_sig.jpg">
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Melrapuo
05-22-2004, 01:46 PM
http://people.bu.edu/wwildman/WeirdWildWeb/media/images/other/signs_17.jpg

<img src="http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/melr2_sig.jpg">
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BrianTheBailBondsman
05-22-2004, 01:52 PM
<img src="http://www.headlinehumor.com/images/signs/s72.jpg" width="420" height="300" border="3" alt=""></a>


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BrianTheBailBondsman
05-22-2004, 01:56 PM
http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~lolly/tori/groin.jpg

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BrianTheBailBondsman
05-22-2004, 02:00 PM
<center><img src="http://www.proworldinc.com/images/A1/20/A12020A.jpg" width="128" height="100" border="3" alt=""></a></center>http://calskp.50megs.com/images3/ClintonSign.jpg

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BrianTheBailBondsman
05-22-2004, 02:01 PM
http://real_funny_pictures.tripod.com/signs13.jpg

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Duke
05-22-2004, 02:02 PM
wierd new jersey has a section called Sign posts ahead or something if u wanna see some more..

<img src="http://images.satcam.aboho.com/dukesig.jpg"

Katylina
05-22-2004, 02:02 PM
http://headlinehumor.com/images/signs/s59.jpg
http://www.public.iastate.edu/~jackace/funny/pics/signs/8.jpg

http://www.businessballs.com/images/funnysignsign.jpg


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newport king
05-22-2004, 06:25 PM
http://www.conmicro.cx/~kturtle/photos/roadhump.jpg

<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/newportking.jpg">

Mike Teacher
05-22-2004, 06:29 PM
oh man this is good stuff.

anyone else remember Nation Lampoon magazine's "True Section" they were around way before Leno and others started collecting these photos.

GOD I miss that magazine. Genius.

I have two 'True Section' anthologies that contain what looks like about half of the above, and a few hundred more.

You might really regret this.

::switching on scanner::

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newport king
05-22-2004, 06:29 PM
http://www.appliedinspection.co.uk/images/image15.jpg

<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/newportking.jpg">

newport king
05-22-2004, 06:30 PM
http://www.appliedinspection.co.uk/images/image17.jpg

<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/newportking.jpg">

newport king
05-22-2004, 06:31 PM
http://www.appliedinspection.co.uk/images/image19.jpg

<img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/newportking.jpg">

newport king
05-22-2004, 06:33 PM
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/signs/140503/icewarning.jpg

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Mike Teacher
05-22-2004, 06:34 PM
Oh, and to that "GOD HATES FAGS" guy? Sadly, that's from a Real Church with a Real site, and I will Link it, but please be WARNED: With a site with a name like that, its a Hate Site, pure and simple, and I dont know the policy here on that.

Ok maybe thats dramatic. But fucking A let me put it this way; these people come to the funerals of dead gays with those signs so the people burying their kid/parent/partner whatever can see that.

All I can say is more power to Amendment 1, baby.

Why do I have a feeling youve all seen it anyway? Or its been a thread...

Link (http://www.godhatesfags.com)

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Heather 8
05-22-2004, 07:38 PM
eh, forget it

This message was edited by Peachy on 5-22-04 @ 11:46 PM

TheMojoPin
05-22-2004, 08:42 PM
Oh, and to that "GOD HATES FAGS" guy? Sadly, that's from a Real Church with a Real site, and I will Link it, but please be WARNED: With a site with a name like that, its a Hate Site, pure and simple, and I dont know the policy here on that.

Ok maybe thats dramatic. But fucking A let me put it this way; these people come to the funerals of dead gays with those signs so the people burying their kid/parent/partner whatever can see that.

All I can say is more power to Amendment 1, baby.

Why do I have a feeling youve all seen it anyway? Or its been a thread...

Link (http://www.godhatesfags.com)

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One of the truly great AND hilarious things Michael Moore did was on one of his old TV shows...he followed that homophobic jerkoff around the country with his "Homo-Mobile"...basically a giant RV painted pink filled with gay guys. Absolute hilarity.

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sr71blackbird
05-24-2004, 05:03 AM
http://www.swifttechsoftware.com/sign2.jpg

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Freakshow
05-24-2004, 06:21 AM
<img src=http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/freak.jpg>
That's right, i'm 75% off.



This also reminds me of something I saw in my college dorm. They put up a sign that said 'in case of fire do not use elevator.' Somebody scrated right underneath it 'use water.' That still cracks me up to this day.

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Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick! I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.</center>

DreamWeaver
05-24-2004, 06:48 AM
http://images1.fotki.com/v1/photos/1/10428/18327/shal-vi.jpg

http://blakjeezis.homestead.com/files/ginani.gif

Tall_James
05-24-2004, 07:13 AM
http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/bnb.jpg


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DESERTEAGLE.50
05-24-2004, 09:14 AM
http://www.persepolis.com/jokes/Images/light-a.jpg
http://www.persepolis.com/jokes/Images/wheelchair.jpg

FINGA FONGA FINGA FONGA MOTHER FAH
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DESERTEAGLE.50
05-24-2004, 09:20 AM
http://www.charlietubbles.com/picSigns04.JPG
http://www.charlietubbles.com/picSigns06.JPG

FINGA FONGA FINGA FONGA MOTHER FAH
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DESERTEAGLE.50
05-24-2004, 09:30 AM
http://www.weirdpicturearchive.com/img/sign-emergencyphone.jpg
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/120_mm_mm.jpg

FINGA FONGA FINGA FONGA MOTHER FAH
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Patches
05-24-2004, 10:43 AM
http://www.statefarm.com/di/images/grinbaret.jpg

<img src=http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg>

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Duke
05-24-2004, 04:18 PM
http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/dukepic.jpg

<img src="http://images.satcam.aboho.com/dukesig.jpg"

EQ
05-24-2004, 04:46 PM
[quote]http://www.statefarm.com/di/images/grinbaret.jpg



I don't have pics like the this one Patches posted.

In New York, right off the West Side Hwy,
at the Dykeman Street exit,

there is an intersection, " Cummings" and " Seamen".

EQ
05-24-2004, 04:49 PM
Also, there is a town on Long Island has an intersection that reads:

" Kerrigan" and "Harding"

( Hey, does anyone know what town that's in? )

This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 5-24-04 @ 8:50 PM