Hasselhoff's new rap album.

[YoungJersey]

I swear to god.

From Allhiphop.com:
Hard-core rapper Ice-T is grooming a new rapper, one that he says will astonish the rap world with his skills - David Hasselhoff.


Ice-T recently revealed that he and Hasselhoff, star of 80's action television show "Knight Rider" and the worldwide hit "Bay Watch" are working on a rap album.


After striking up a friendship in Los Angeles due to the proximity of their residences, Ice-T agreed to produce Hasselhoff, who will reemerge as emcee "Hassel The Hoff."


"The man is a legend and we are going to show a whole new side of him," Ice-T told UK newspaper The Sun.


Hasselhoff, 51, is more than just a television actor. He is also a mega-star in Austria and Germany. He has released seven albums and the most recent, My America, went as high as #11 on the Austrian charts.


"The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humor," Ice-T said.


Hip-Hop has had an unofficial relationship with David Hasselhoff for numerous years. The theme music to "Knight Rider" has been sampled by various rappers over the years.


How bad is this gonna suck?
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[gypsy]

Ze Germans will buy it.

[Captain Rooster]

Wow. This could take off. Imagine the Knight Rider theme pulsing that phat beat in the back while he drops a few lines while boppin' his afro'd curls.

"Go Hoff, go hoff, go, go, go Hoff!"

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[WindowSill]

How bored must Ice T Be that he doing this? I mean you just know that while Hoff was recording Ice and his friends were just cracking up behind the glass...Im getting this the day it comes out and blasting it in my car on the L.I.E....

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[TheMojoPin]

I can hear the Germans putting the Berlin Wall BACK up because of this.

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[jaydogg420]

Ice T needs to lay off tha crack pipe.

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[Snoogans]

im ashamed at Ice T. first he plays a cop in homicide. then he plays a cop in whatever of the 90 law and order shows he is on. Now, he is pairing with Hasselhoff.

id rather have vanilla ice come back

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[reeshy]

This is gonna be nothing but a hassel!!!!!(I beat Funk to it , for once!!!!)

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[TheMojoPin]

Dude, Ice T was never on my beloved "Homicide."

Ice T's IMDB rap sheet (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001384/)

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[Snoogans]

i remember seeing Ice T on some show with that weird old guy from homicide, so i just assumed it was homicide


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[Snoogans]

he did a show with richard belzer, had to be homicide


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[reeshy]

Wasn't it something like "Law & Order: Sex Crimes Unit" or some such nonsense????

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[Snoogans]

yea i looked it up. the 2 shows, special victim or something and homicide did a show together, thats why i thought he was on with them

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[TheMojoPin]

Belzer's character from "Homicide" ended up on that L&O spin-off, but Ice T was never on "Homicide" itself.

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[ADF]

Don't you mean "homocide"?

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[furie]

this makes me appreciate the Macho-man's rap album that much more.


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[YoungJersey]

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[Cybersoldier]

let me guess they are also going to sample the Knight Rider theme song too. This might make Vanilla Ice look good

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[ADF]

Don't scoff the Hoff.

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[TheMojoPin]

Don't you mean "homocide"?

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It's not a full moon yet.


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[BoondockSaint]

"Hassel The Hoff."


That's what I call jerking off.

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[monsterone]

hey mods, can't you make a <i>ah geh geh geh </i> button in the code shorts for threads like this?

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[TheMojoPin]

If we did, Paul-O would sic his big fat wife on us.

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