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[Katylina]

My ex-boyfriend will not leave me alone. My friends say that all he does is bitch about me and moon after me. Unfortunately, we hag out at the same bar and share some of the same friends. He has this beautiful mirror that I bought at his place. All I asked was that he give it to my friend to give back to me. Hence came the onslaught of name calling and guilt trips. I am so fed up. I don't even enjoy going dancing at my bar anymore because he just STARES at me and does attention seeking things. I just blew up on him because in one breath he called me a bitch and the next he is begging to hang out. UGH. Any advice?

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[sr71blackbird]

Stay away from the guy. I would find a new hang out if he is bothering you like that. Otherwise, I'll go down there and put my boot in his eye! :)

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[JesterOfSadness]

Gonna go with sr71 on that one, just be careful.


Better yet, Just swallow some jacks-CM Punk

[Snoogans]

bust out da tech 9 and smoke that fucker like it aint no thang

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[Katylina]

Well, I'll have to have someone else do it cause my trigger finger is all busted up.

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[Reephdweller]

Me and SR71 make up a pretty decent death squad. Let us know the time and place and that sucka will be melted like hot butter on your breakfast toast.

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[sr71blackbird]

I can always cave his head in with a big old rock!

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[Katylina]

YABBADABBADOO!!!!

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[sr71blackbird]

I'll stuf the boulder in a pillow case to soften the blow and keep the paint from getting nicked. lol

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[ChickenHawk]

Oh, when I saw the thread title, I thought you were talking about these things:
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[FUNKMAN]

send him this way 'i'll drown him'...

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[Katylina]

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

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[TheMojoPin]

RUN!!!

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[Gmann]

I feel your pain


Im in the midst of planning an all out assault on my ex. I want my shit back too. I have shirts, dvd's and other assorted good I want back. Im going in there Repo-Man styleeeee.....

[bigbaldirish]

forgive me if i'm not correct on this, or not in tune with the current events of the board.
but your hanging with Eveled? why not have him fling some of that faeces, in this ex's general direction. or is it the master of poop hisself?

or ignore me, and forget i said anything.

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[Freakshow]

Oh, when I saw the thread title, I thought you were talking about these things:
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Funny, I thought she meant

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[fiestygal]

get your NEW boyfriend to kick his ass and make him call him daddy!

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..

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[Jennitalia]

I had an exboyfriend in college that called my mom 2 or 3 times in tears because I broke up with him. Even my mom thought he was a pussy. He wouldn't leave me alone. So finally I was just brutally honest with him, and told him that I got back with my ex who I was very happy with; that I never loved him, and that he was so much of a whiny baby, that I didn't want to even remain friends with him.

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[Gmann]

Wow.....

That made me wanna cry!

[Justice4all]

Ok here is what you do...you get two guy friends to dress up in pink gorilla suits and wait outside of the bar until this asshole is fully sauced.
Then when he leaves the bar have them jump out of the bar, club him over the knees with baseball bats and rip his clothes off. Then get into a rented car (if they have one of their cars it could be a dead giveaway) and tear up the clothes, throw them out the window and take off.
When he is asked by the police what happened all he can say is "Two pink gorrilas jump out, beat me and took my clothing." They will put him away for a LOOONG time.
And if they don't you can bet he will never step foot near THAT bar again.


P.S. I think you meant to title the thread EX's...X's just makes me think you are talking about porn...again. ;)
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[jeffdwright2001]

Have you considered calling in X's natural enemy?
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[Iamnotatool]

Ex's should all rot a painful, horrible death...

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[Jennitalia]

yeah, but they can come in handy those times you need to get laid, and your hand just won't cut it.

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[jeffdwright2001]

and your hand just won't cut it.
Ouch

[Katylina]

That's what my vibrator is for.

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[Iamnotatool]

I thought your vibrator was for mixing chocolate milk.

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[reeshy]

Ex's should all rot a painful, horrible death...


Careful what you wish for.....you're someone's ex, too!!!!!

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Hey! That wasn't me!!!


Well this guy is alittle bigger than me so I'd have to fling the F‘ces and out run his fat ass. He is most definitely gay and needs the scorn of a woman to make his buddies think he is a playboy and not the gayboy. Maybe Kat can invite him to a threesome and we can play rock paper scissors with our genitals so see who's the pivot boy. If bigjim had a threesome with us, he would probably have his nostrils full of my ball hair. That bald bastard's tits are so engorged, he looks like he breastfeeds. Invite him to a Big Ass Night of Fights and I'll train like Clubber Lang to bust his ass. I want a referee there so he wont fuck me if he wins.

The quick fix would be not to date losers. (uhh.........well GAY STALKER losers anyway)

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[Katylina]

Ha- you don't know they're losers until after you date them.

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[Gmann]

Truer words have never been spoken

[bigbaldirish]

you should take several pieces of baloney (or balogna, depending how YOU spell it) and put it all over this tools car, and then to add insult to injury, smear that faeces all over the windshield and back window.
and piss on the front grill, when the winter comes and he turns on the heat it will smell like piss and it will never never never go away.

oscar mayer if left overnight will leave spots all over the car. placed strategically of course.

tips from a hooligan, who used to get revenge on people that didn't know when to stop or who did me wrong

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[fiestygal]

[quote]Ha- you don't know they're losers until after you date them.

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AMEN!

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..

SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!

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