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Freakshow
05-25-2004, 04:47 AM
I don't know if anyone else has seen this, but Stuff Magazine has a picture of baby Jessica--the one who fell down the well in Texas years ago.
And I have to say Damn! She's all grown up (17)and she is quite attractive. I don't have a link or anything (sorry).
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Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick! I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.</center>
Tall_James
05-25-2004, 04:51 AM
I saw that picture. All I had to say was...well well well!
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I was looking for the pic and just found the archive of pictures from all of their former cover models.
Enjoy. (http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/gallery.html)
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Hoojibs
05-25-2004, 06:01 AM
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Furtherman
05-25-2004, 06:12 AM
That is unbelievable. I remember that whole situation and how the entire country waited to see if she would be rescued. She turned out nicely.
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JPMNICK
05-25-2004, 06:15 AM
To bad she did not fall down the well now, she looks about 7 feet tall in that picture. All she would have to to would be stand up.
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Iamnotatool
05-25-2004, 06:24 AM
Hey morons, thats not really her.
It's a spoof. Her name is different.
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Jack_Doff
05-25-2004, 06:29 AM
Would this be the appropriate time to start a "Would you hit it?" thread?
JPMNICK
05-25-2004, 06:34 AM
Stuff Magazine Sucks anyway
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Freakshow
05-25-2004, 06:47 AM
I figured if it wasn't really her I would get called a moron in 90 mintues or less. This board has not let me down!
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Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick! I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.</center>
jeffdwright2001
05-25-2004, 06:52 AM
Keep in mind that
A:
I figured if it wasn't really her
Does not necessarily predicate
B:
I would get called a moron in 90 mintues or less.
Hottub
05-25-2004, 07:01 AM
I would still slather her with my STUFF!!
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East Side Dave
05-25-2004, 07:54 AM
Awesome! I've spanked it to the photos of Baby Jessica so many times the press clippings from 1987 are beginning to crumble!!!
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skullcrush
05-25-2004, 01:08 PM
remember baby fey with the monkey heart. (aint nuttin like news from the 80's)
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schmega
05-25-2004, 01:10 PM
she's in dire need of a sandwich. how's she holding herself up with that arm?
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newport king
05-25-2004, 04:30 PM
dude check it out! ameilia earhart!!
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Katylina
05-25-2004, 04:37 PM
Can anyone find Helen Keller?
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sr71blackbird
05-25-2004, 04:44 PM
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Helen Keller
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Katylina
05-25-2004, 04:45 PM
Would you hit it?
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Lumber
05-25-2004, 05:00 PM
I just want to poke those lips above me!
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SatCam
05-25-2004, 05:11 PM
I knew it was her when I saw all her toes in tact.
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blakjeezis
05-25-2004, 05:17 PM
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And we're sendin' our love down that well
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All the way down!
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Mike Teacher
05-25-2004, 05:20 PM
If Helen Keller falls in the Woods, does she make a sound?
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TheMojoPin
05-25-2004, 05:39 PM
Yes.
And it's horribly hilarious.
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