I couldn't find a good morning thread . . .

[jeffdwright2001]

So . . .
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[Patches]

mornin, sunshine.

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[JPMNICK]

Top of the morning to ya.

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[JPMNICK]

I also notice to morning picture you have choosen has a cock in it.



Just an observation



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[jeffdwright2001]

I also notice to morning picture you have choosen has a cock in it.

Isn't the cock usually the first thing awake in the mornings?

[Freakshow]

Hey.

Could you all not post so loud. I was up late drinking and I have a hangover. I can't take anything loud right now.







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[Tall_James]

I also notice to morning picture you have choosen has a cock in it.

So does the poster.

Zing!


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[Mike Teacher]

i literally want to stick a fork in the head of anyone who says good morning to me, even without a hangover...

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[Def Dave in SC]

FUCK!!! This sucks. I have to work overnight tonite (11pm-7am) and I woke up at 9-FUCKING-30! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK!!!!

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[JPMNICK]

Acording to the picture, it was found on Dgreetings.com. I wonder what the D stands for?

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[jeffdwright2001]

i literally want to stick a fork in the head of anyone who says good morning to me, even without a hangover...
But you're ok with those of us who type it right? Regardless of whether we have a hangover right?
Can't we just cuddle and chat a little bit?
What I want to know is where this relationship is going?
Did you set out the trash last night?
Are you going to have time to pick up the drycleaning today?

[Furtherman]

There is nothing more annoying than a chipper, loud, big smiling, happy-go-lucky asshole in the morning who feels it's their duty to wish everyone a good morning, comment on the weather, and announce to the world that it's almost Friday but the weekends are just too short.

They all deserve a punch in the throat.

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[Katylina]

hahahahahahaha-- well said.

I hate the words, "good morning." If I have to greet someone, I will say, "hello," in the morning. I am not sure why it annoys me so much, but my parents always knew this and persist to say it to annoy me.

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[jeffdwright2001]

There is nothing more annoying than a chipper, loud, big smiling, happy-go-lucky asshole

You've got my description down pretty well, but you need a comma between big and smiling.

[JPMNICK]

Nothing used to get me more mad then when I used to live home and I would wake up at like 1:30 in the afternoon and my dad would pull a "hey good morning nice to see ya". real witty. i used to think, i was so banged up last night you should just be glad i did not wake up in a hospital bed. Then I would chug a glass of OJ and then a glass of water and get right back into bed. Those were the days!

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[SatCam]

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[reeshy]

Him: Good Morning, Reeshy!!!!!
Me: Yea, whatever...fuck off!!!!

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[Def Dave in SC]

Wow, my fucking work schedule this weekend sucks. Its 6pm and I just woke up. for memorial day weekend my restaraunt will not close until tuesday. that means that I get to work overnight all weekend. YAY

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[sr71blackbird]

My asshole boss comes in every morning going good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning... I dont even turn around or respond. Im always wearing my headset and pretend Im on a call, and my seat faces away from the isle. This guy is in love with the sound of his own voice and I am always extra carefull to avoid all conversation at the end of the day, because he will just go on and on talking and I get a panic attack that I'll miss my train.


Aside from that... Good morning! :)

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