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Furtherman
06-01-2004, 10:52 AM
Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries (http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&u=/nm/20040601/od_nm/odd_sweden_condom_dc_1&printer=1)

Amorous Swedes to Get Emergency Condom Deliveries

STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish aid organization will roll out a new line of defense to the country's emergency services next week -- the condom ambulance.

From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the telephone number 696969 and a white van featuring a large red condom with wings as a logo will deliver them a packet of 10 prophylactics.

"We need to increase the usage of condoms," said Carl Osvald, marketing manager for the Swedish Organization for Sex Education, the non-governmental organization behind the initiative. "It is 50 percent about pregnancy and 50 percent about sexually transmitted diseases."

The ambulances will operate in Stockholm and the southern cities of Malmo and Gothenberg. The service, aimed at young people, will run until June 25 and be available between four in the afternoon and nine at night.

A packet of 10 condoms will cost 50 crowns ($6.72), less than they cost on average in the shops.

The incidence of sexually transmitted disease is increasing rapidly in Sweden and not enough young people use condoms, Osvald said.

"We need to change attitudes to condoms," he said. "If we need to get out in to the bedrooms to make things better we will do it."


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06-01-2004, 11:21 AM
works for me

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06-01-2004, 12:08 PM
True, but you are a whore.

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JohnnyCash
06-01-2004, 09:21 PM
I still get embarrassed buying condoms at the store. I wouldnt want a white van with a large red condom with wings logo on it pulling up infront of my house.

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AngelAmy
06-02-2004, 04:14 AM
im always proud to buy condoms at the store, it means i will be getting laid in the near future and i want the whole world to know!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am lazy and cheap but not THAT lazy and cheap that i would call some weirdos to deliver condoms to my door, plus i don't think my mom would appreciate that very much. (i love their phone number though)

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blakjeezis
06-02-2004, 10:56 AM
The van should have pics of a tube of toothpaste, Q-Tips, athletic socks, hair curlers, and Tinactin on the side. With a condom real small, down in the corner

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KERMIT
06-02-2004, 10:59 AM
I still get embarrassed buying condoms at the store. I wouldnt want a white van with a large red condom with wings logo on it pulling up infront of my house.


Great Job Cash. That is too damn funny.

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This message was edited by KERMIT on 6-2-04 @ 3:16 PM