Historical! Nixon to hammered to talk to UK PM!

[TheMojoPin]

"Shut the fuck UP, Checkers!"

Nixon IS comedy. Be he played by Anthony Hopkins or be he a head in a jar in the year 3000, where he's President of The World, Nixon is pure hilarity.

His flabby body may be dead and gone, but his spirit lives on forever!

Five days into the 1973 Arab-Israeli war, with the superpowers on the brink of confrontation, President Nixon was too drunk to discuss the crisis with the British prime minister, according to newly released transcripts of telephone calls. (http://g.msn.com/0US!s1.476_6199/58.e39/1??cm=LoginHotOnMSN)

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[Tall_James]

Ancient Klingon proverb - "Only Nixon Could Go To The China Club."


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[TheMojoPin]

Fuckin' A, I left an "o" out of "too" in the subject line...I blame Howard Hunt!

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[DarkHippie]

"Kissinger!! Gimme more of that Manichevitz, you Jewy Jew Jew."
"Yesh, Mishter Preshident."
*Glug glug glug* "Awww yeah, that's the stuff. That's great. That's sweeter than Jack Kennedy's ass!!"
"Mr.Preshident, ve have a servious cvisis on our handz."
"Fuck off, Hymie!! I've got a serious crisis in my pants! Get me 3 young fillies from the steno pool, and, uh, my Chiropractor for afterwards!"
"Yesh Mr. Preshident."
"and get a move on it!! all that time walking in the desert and you couldn't build some speed? Go!!"

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[East Side Dave]

Nixon IS comedy. Be he played by Anthony Hopkins...

I heard Oliver Stone originally wanted Robin Williams for the role of Nixon but Williams turned him down. That would have been different; lots of scenes with President Nixon grabbing his crotch.

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[TheMojoPin]

"Get down here and pray with me, Jew-boy!"

Akroyd didn't even bother to shave his moustache when he was playing Nixon on SNL...

And did anyone see the movie "Dick"? Dan Hedaya was hysterical as Nixon...

"HAAAAA-RRROOOOOOOH!!!!"

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Nixon uber alles! He know all the coolest people!

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