Dog Eats Man

[Reephdweller]

A 75-year-old man's body parts were found strewn all over a house in the city's Fishtown section Thursday and police said that his dog had been eating him.


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[calikid]

i wonder what old dead guy tastes like? it has to be better than gravy train

[blakjeezis]

People taste like pork. In this case, really old pork.

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[JPMNICK]

Maybe the dog was just licking the penut butter off and got to excited. we've all been there before.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Or maybe the old man just wouldn't wear the panties and bra from Victoria's secret!

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maybe the dog was pissed that he missed the sale.

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[Jennitalia]

A friend of mine told me of a similar situation a few years ago. He's a cop, and was going to this elderly woman's house, because her family hadn't heard from her in a few days. They found her dead, with her cats eating her.

That's probably how they'll find me.

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 6-4-04 @ 2:41 PM

[Recyclerz]

People taste like pork. In this case, really old pork.


Hey, old man may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cuz I wouldn't eat the decrepit motherfucker.

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Unless, you know, Wendy's was closed or something.



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[Katylina]

They found her dead, with her cats eating her.


You know you're done for when your own pussy starts eating you out!

Maybe the dog was just licking the penut butter off and got to excited

No, no... I bet it was the frozen hot dog!
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[TheMojoPin]

People taste like pork. In this case, really old pork.


Hey, old man may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cuz I wouldn't eat the decrepit motherfucker.

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Unless, you know, Wendy's was closed or something.



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[monsterone]

rumor is he ate him with some fava beans and a nice chianti. pre-meditated, definitely.

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