LESS THAN 2 YEARS FROM NOW - THE ANTICHRISTS BIRTH [Archive]

curtoid

06-07-2004, 09:58 AM

Man, considering how freaked out people get over computer glitches,
news of asteroids hurtling towards the earth, mad cows, killer sharks,
psycho's kidnapping children from their beds, terrorists around every
corner, liberals and other evils (both real and ficticious), combined
with the new religious furvor that seems to be catching on among all
the cool kids, how weirded out will people be in two years, in and
around June 6th, as the tabloids (and more than likely the movies)
begin to fuel the fear of the coming of THE ANTI-CHRIST!
Wooooo! WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

People will be enducing labor in record numbers to avoid their brats being born on that day - 6-6-6!!!

729 days to go!  

This message was edited by curtoid on 5-5-05 @ 10:21 AM

chgojim

06-07-2004, 10:05 AM

I don't get your math? June 6, 2006? if that's the case has the antichrist been here on June 6th, 6 or June 6th 1006? or is this just an arbitrary date.

Maybe it was born yesterday June 6th 2004, just add the 2 and 4 together and ya get 6.

furie

06-07-2004, 10:07 AM

(Maybe O&A will be on the air by then?)

coincidence?

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TheMojoPin

06-07-2004, 10:14 AM

The anti-christ will be the child spawned by the union between the children of Jennifer Aniston with Brad Pitt and Gwen Stefani with Gavin Rossdale.

Mark my words.

Our eyes won't even be able to look upon it.

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Mike Teacher

06-07-2004, 11:20 AM

huh?

there was the year 666 and there is the year 2004 and two years from now? 2006. 6/6/06 by my recollection of the american standard for M/D/YY.

Maybe the number of the neast is 6606.

some seperate the numbers with a month; hence on my blog today is 07 Jun 2004, so that convention is sometimes DD/MM/YY. Might be a Mili thing; I got it from something like that, and its 1521, dammit.

The calendar has been changed quite a few times. christ was not born 2004 years ago. but then again, the only person who was there back then just died. RIP Prez Reagan.

But I find numerology cool, so if curtoid says it, fine by me. Two years to go: Who wants to fuck?

[Edit: 07 June is my dads Birthday too! He is 74 today. Sadly, he flew from This earth in 1996, but for me, he remains, and today, I say happy birthday dad. Hes flying around somewhere I'm sure; in some form or another. He sure lives in me.]

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SatCam

06-07-2004, 12:07 PM

I can't wait to tell Tupac.

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curtoid

06-07-2004, 12:14 PM

But I find numerology cool, so if curtoid says it, fine by me.

All curtoid...I mean I was really saying was that *people* will be freaking out over it, much the same way they went into histrionics over the millennium, even though technically they were a year off.

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Furtherman

05-05-2005, 06:44 AM

Papyrus Reveals New Clues to Ancient World<a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/04/0425_050425_papyrus.html">http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/04/0425_050425_papyrus.html</a>Classical Greek and Roman literature is being read for the first time in 2,000 years thanks to new technology. The previously illegible texts are among a hoard of papyrus manuscripts. Scholars say the rediscovered writings will provide a fascinating new window into the ancient world. So far 65 volumes of transcripts and translations have been published by the London-based Egypt Exploration Society, which owns the collection. The latest volume includes details of fragments showing third- and fourth-century versions of the Book of Revelations. Intriguingly, the number assigned to "the Beast" of Revelations isn't the usual 666, but 616. 

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jimmyNYC

05-05-2005, 06:51 AM

quote:Man, considering how freaked out people get over computer glitches,
news of asteroids hurtling towards the earth, mad cows, killer sharks,
psycho's kidnapping children from their beds, terrorists around every
corner, liberals and other evils (both real and ficticious), combined
with the new religious furvor that seems to be catching on among all
the cool kids, how weirded out will people be in two years, in and
around June 6th, as the tabloids (and more than likely the movies)
begin to fuel the fear of the coming of THE ANTI-CHRIST!
Wooooo! WOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOO!

People will be enducing labor in record numbers to avoid their brats being born on that day - 6-6-6!!!

729 days to go! 

This message was edited by curtoid on 5-5-05 @ 10:21 AM the actual reference as depicted in "The Omen" is the 6th day of the 6th month at 6am ..... as someone who was born 6-6-3am i keep very aware of it all the time. 

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jimmyNYC

05-05-2005, 06:56 AM

quote:Papyrus Reveals New Clues to Ancient World<a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/04/0425_050425_papyrus.html">http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/04/0425_050425_papyrus.html</a>Classical
Greek and Roman literature is being read for the first time in 2,000
years thanks to new technology. The previously illegible texts are
among a hoard of papyrus manuscripts. Scholars say the rediscovered
writings will provide a fascinating new window into the ancient world. So
far 65 volumes of transcripts and translations have been published by
the London-based Egypt Exploration Society, which owns the collection. The
latest volume includes details of fragments showing third- and
fourth-century versions of the Book of Revelations. Intriguingly, the
number assigned to "the Beast" of Revelations isn't the usual 666, but
616. 

 
 many scholars believe
that the numerals actually refer to letters in the greek alphabet (i
think) and that 616 actually refers to emperor nero right around the
1st century when the christians were being masacred Ave Satani 

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05-05-2005, 06:59 AM

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DarkHippie

05-05-2005, 07:37 AM

Good, now we can get this whole Apocalypse thing over with

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LordJezo

05-05-2005, 11:35 AM

555 now. 666 soon.  

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SatCam

05-05-2005, 12:07 PM

I can't wait to tell Elvis.

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reeshy

05-05-2005, 03:05 PM

How old is East Side Dave?????

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PapaBear

05-05-2005, 08:18 PM

668...  neighbor of the beast.

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Duke

05-08-2005, 04:51 PM

wouldnt it of came here on 6/6/66 as in June 6th 1966 or something? 

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05-08-2005, 05:13 PM

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sr71blackbird

05-08-2005, 05:31 PM

Is heaven on Earth any better than hell on Earth? What would it be like if it was heaven on Earth? All peacefull and you cant really mess with anyone or joke about people etc. Sourrounded by the dead brought back to life and they just want to TALK to you all day... Hell on Earth?  What could it be like?  Pain? Agony? Torture?  Hey, if it was constant and never ending and I assume you cant "die" from it..at some point, doesnt it become old hat to you and you kind of just accept it? I guess youd be allowed to fuck with people and think dirty thoughts...how bad could it be...really?

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canofsoup15

05-08-2005, 05:36 PM

Satan wants you to go to hell.Satan has good marketing skills. Hell must be a wonderland! 

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spoon-fn-rules

05-08-2005, 07:51 PM

quote: The anti-christ will be the child spawned by the union between the children of Jennifer Aniston with Brad Pitt and Gwen Stefani with Gavin Rossdale. Mark my words. Our eyes won't even be able to look upon it. The anti-christ will be the child spawned by the union between the children of Jennifer Aniston with Brad Pitt and Gwen Stefani with Gavin Rossdale. Mark my words. Our eyes won't even be able to look upon it. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> Does this mean Angelina Jolie is the second coming?  It seems she has averted the apocalypse!  God Bless you and you're dsl's.  Now leave that ugly man and come home to papa (not David Ortiz you bastards!). 

VIVA LA SPOON!!!

FUNKMAN

05-08-2005, 07:55 PM

LESS THAN 2 YEARS FROM NOW - THE ANTICHRISTS BIRTH I'm gonna use plenty of ANTIPERSPIRANT before we get ANTIQUATED...  it's a fucking tough night i'm telling ya...

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AKA

06-05-2006, 12:51 PM

How many births are either being forced or surpressed tomorrow - or, more importantly, how many stories will there be about this?<img src="http://www.costumeshopper.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/00026.jpg" border="0" />

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Bulldogcakes

06-05-2006, 01:31 PM

I know you can "induce" labor. But how exactly would you "Supress a birth"?

narc

06-05-2006, 01:34 PM

You just push it back in. 
This thread makes me realize how much I miss KOP. i love it when the buddies referred to him as Lois Lane and Gossipy Gus. Because he's a woman.

mikeyboy

06-05-2006, 01:35 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: I know you can "induce" labor. But how exactly would you "Supress a birth"? I believe there are ways to slow down labor.  If a woman were to go into labor tomorrow afternoon, such methods might prevent her from having a demon baby.  Mind you, I have no idea what these methods are or even whether they are ethical -- I'm just throwing it out there.

cougarjake13

06-05-2006, 02:12 PM

i've heard of 3 stories on the news already of women who induced labor over the weekend to avoid potentially giving birth tomorrow<img height="100" src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetCougarJake13.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

06-05-2006, 02:15 PM

cougarjake13 wrote: i've heard of 3 stories on the news already of women who induced labor over the weekend to avoid potentially giving birth tomorrow<img height="100" src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetCougarJake13.jpg" width="300" border="0" />Of course there is.  These fucking people are assholes.  Superstitious sheep.

bobrobot

06-05-2006, 02:31 PM

I'm Pro Antichrist!!!<img height="640" src="http://www.thegivingflower.de/wp-content/devilprincess.jpg" width="480" border="0" />

bobrobot

06-05-2006, 02:35 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: I know you can "induce" labor. But how exactly would you "Supress a birth"?<img height="182" src="http://blogs.ipswitch.com/archives/red-stapler.jpg" width="220" border="0" />

Davios

06-05-2006, 02:50 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: I know you can "induce" labor. But how exactly would you "Supress a birth"? <img src="http://www.homeeconomiser.com/Tips%20Images/Hammer-Tip.gif" border="0" />

torker

06-05-2006, 02:58 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: I know you can "induce" labor. But how exactly would you "Supress a birth"?<img height="185" src="http://www.wooning.nl/artikel_img_thumb/trashcan.jpg" width="150" border="0" />

bobrobot

06-05-2006, 05:15 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: I know you can "induce" labor. But how exactly would you "Supress a birth"?<img title="chastity belt" height="222" alt="chastity belt" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/94/Chastity_belt.jpg/225px-Chastity_belt.jpg" width="225" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

06-05-2006, 05:17 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: I know you can "induce" labor. But how exactly would you "Supress a birth"? <img height="242" src="http://www.nndb.com/people/468/000026390/scott-peterson-booking-sized.jpg" width="212" border="0" />

bobrobot

06-06-2006, 06:06 AM

Bulldogcakes wrote: I know you can "induce" labor. But how exactly would you "Supress a birth"?<img title="Krazy Mama Glue 666" height="367" alt="Krazy Mama Glue 666" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/KrazyGlue666.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

natas

06-06-2006, 07:58 AM

today the anitchrist comes to suck the souls of all douches on godhatesfags.com

FUNKMAN

06-06-2006, 08:03 AM

Bulldogcakes wrote: I know you can "induce" labor. But how exactly would you "Supress a birth"? <img height="279" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_RqvwpoVEvAsA6hijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=124vdo8mg/EXP=1149696112/**http%3a//www.dnr.state.md.us/boating/saltpeter.jpg" width="527" border="0" />

ShelleBink

06-06-2006, 08:41 AM

TheMojoPin wrote: The anti-christ will be the child spawned by the union between the children of Jennifer Aniston with Brad Pitt and Gwen Stefani with Gavin Rossdale.

Mark my words.

Our eyes won't even be able to look upon it.    Well lets see here, 3 out of 4 aint bad... and Brad's first kid is a girl... Gwen and Gavin's son was just born too.... Holy fuck, Mojo was on to somethin' here...

Tenbatsuzen

06-06-2006, 08:50 AM

ShelleBink wrote: TheMojoPin wrote: The anti-christ will be the child spawned by the union between the children of Jennifer Aniston with Brad Pitt and Gwen Stefani with Gavin Rossdale.

Mark my words.

Our eyes won't even be able to look upon it. Well lets see here, 3 out of 4 aint bad... and Brad's first kid is a girl... Gwen and Gavin's son was just born too.... Holy fuck, Mojo was on to somethin' here...    Let's be honest.  The true Anti-Christ will be your son with Dale Jr.  Because seven seals will have to be broken and the seas will run red with blood when you snag him.

Tenbatsuzen

06-06-2006, 08:51 AM

And for what it's worth, Shelle has been trained to get aroused when she hears the phrases "off-track relaxin' with his friends" and "it's always... JUNIOR."

ShelleBink

06-06-2006, 08:58 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: And for what it's worth, Shelle has been trained to get aroused when she hears the phrases "off-track relaxin' with his friends" and "it's always... JUNIOR."   Ohhhh yeah.... wow, I think I just got a little wet.

SatCam

06-06-2006, 11:25 AM

I can't wait to tell Jimmy Hoffa.

Don Stugots

06-06-2006, 01:32 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Bulldogcakes wrote: I know you can "induce" labor. But how exactly would you "Supress a birth"? <hr color="cococo" align="left">

kick the bitch in her stomach?

Bulldogcakes

06-06-2006, 05:54 PM

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Justice4all

06-06-2006, 10:20 PM

Hell the Anti-christ is already born. Her name is Jennifer and she lives in Bloomingdale NJ. And I have proof!

Justice4all

06-06-2006, 10:21 PM

bobogolem wrote: <img height="640" src="http://www.thegivingflower.de/wp-content/devilprincess.jpg" width="480" border="0" />  Yea I know I am de-railing the thread but....could those kids be possibly any cuter?

bobrobot

06-07-2006, 07:50 PM

could those kids be possibly any cuter?They are lil fallen angels!!!<img height="410" src="http://www.vampyra.com/demons/images/fallen-ii.jpg" width="325" border="0" />

ChimneyFish

06-11-2006, 01:28 PM

Just so everyone knows, I was born in 1976.          I'm just throwin' it out there.

furie

06-11-2006, 01:32 PM

furie wrote: (Maybe O&A will be on the air by then?)

coincidence?

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furie

06-11-2006, 01:36 PM

jimmyNYC wrote: quote:Papyrus Reveals New Clues to Ancient World<a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/04/0425_050425_papyrus.html">http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/04/0425_050425_papyrus.html</a>Classical
Greek and Roman literature is being read for the first time in 2,000
years thanks to new technology. The previously illegible texts are
among a hoard of papyrus manuscripts. Scholars say the rediscovered
writings will provide a fascinating new window into the ancient world. So
far 65 volumes of transcripts and translations have been published by
the London-based Egypt Exploration Society, which owns the collection. The
latest volume includes details of fragments showing third- and
fourth-century versions of the Book of Revelations. Intriguingly, the
number assigned to "the Beast" of Revelations isn't the usual 666, but
616. 

 
 many scholars believe
that the numerals actually refer to letters in the greek alphabet (i
think) and that 616 actually refers to emperor nero right around the
1st century when the christians were being masacred Ave Satani 

BAC #743 "everybody is annoying me ...... i'm even starting to get on my own nerves."

actually 616 refered to caligulal; 666 refered to nero

super turbo death shark

06-11-2006, 05:06 PM

so uhh does anyone know who he is yet?i'm thinking it might be cool to get on his good side

Dougie Brootal

06-11-2006, 05:09 PM

Sharkmouth wrote: so uhh does anyone know who he is yet?i'm thinking it might be cool to get on his good side ill give you a few hints.1. he posts on this message board2. his initials are D M M....   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />     j/k