jessica simpson is mannish

[bigbaldirish]

i hate this literally stupid woman. i wish someone would punch her in her gigantism infected head. she looks like britney spears, the same way Bizarro looks like Superman. now after trying to avoid her dumbness, it infects television commercials with it's promises that muppets eat pizza, and "liquid ice"

now make a reality show with aguilera, that i'd watch, must be like a porno.

this is just an angry opinion, because i'm sick of seeing her face on TV, Magazines, hearing her voice on the radio, in songs or interviews. she needs a good mule to kick her in her fat not proportionate to her body head.

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[Noellevious]

"liquid ice"


Uh, water?

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[JohnnyCash]

I cant stand her. She is so stupid. I cant wait for 15 minutes to be up. But now it looks like her little sister is going to have a show on MTV.

...stupid...stupid...stupid...

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[FMJeff]

i love how she exploits her stupidity in commercials...way to take money for being an idiot......idiot.

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[Heavy]

I hope she dies

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[newport king]

i hope she dies...on my dick.

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[irishkb]

i hope she gets naked, we all get to see it and then she can die...

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[BrownTown]

Do you think Nick Lachey ever looks at what he married, and seriously considers putting two in the back of her head? He's got to be pissed about constantly being around a cartoon character idiot. I know he's not a genius or anything, but the chick is borderline retarded.

I got a letter from the army so I think that I'll enlist. I'm not brave or proud of nothing I just want to kill something.

[Patches]

eh. Whatever. I would still fuck the shit out of her.

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[BrownTown]

eh. Whatever. I would still fuck the shit out of her.

Don't get it twisted and mistake criticism for the chick's persona as writing off her "fuckability". That's Apples & Oranges. I understand that I may be an exception to the rule because I was a filthy bastard before I got married, but unless a girl has a plumbing defect of some sort that prevents intercourse, she has potential for fuck. That doesn't mean she's a dream girl or anything, but the right combination of alcohol and needs can increase any lady's bang potential. Shit, I could've given Bea Arthur a whirl if the mood was right.

I got a letter from the army so I think that I'll enlist. I'm not brave or proud of nothing I just want to kill something.

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[Freakshow]

Shit, I could've given Bea Arthur a whirl if the mood was right.

I smell mod quote!

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[walking joint]

she is so stupid. i would hate to be her....you know rich, hot and more famous than any of us will ever be. its like those polls i've seen on the board asking would you rather be rich/hot/smart...i'd usually settle for one of the 3...but she is so stupid she took 2.

and mannish?...i'd love to see the ladies you are all having sex with. i'm sure they are much hotter than she is.

[YoungJersey]

you are nuts.

"Shit in one hand and put put all your hopes in the other and see which one fills up first"

[Patches]

Don't get it twisted and mistake criticism for the chick's persona as writing off her "fuckability". That's Apples & Oranges. I understand that I may be an exception to the rule because I was a filthy bastard before I got married, but unless a girl has a plumbing defect of some sort that prevents intercourse, she has potential for fuck. That doesn't mean she's a dream girl or anything, but the right combination of alcohol and needs can increase any lady's bang potential. Shit, I could've given Bea Arthur a whirl if the mood was right.


I was simply responding to the 'mannish' in the title.

I'll tell you what though- If we are ever in a bar and we run into Jessica Simpson and Bea Arthur, Bea's all yours big man!

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[furie]

way to take money for being an idiot......idiot.


"it's that fool on the television, geting paid to play the fool."


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[JohnnyCash]

I dont think shes hot at all. And her stupidity makes her even more unattractive.

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[JustJon]

i hope she gets naked, we all get to see it and then she can die...
You mean the Christian girl who's career is managed by her family and didn't have sex till she was married?

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[Patches]

You mean the Christian girl who's career is managed by her family and didn't have sex till she was married?


Man, no matter how hard he tries, I bet Nick never talks her into anal. Then again maybe she's so dumb, he can tell her its just her 'other vagina'

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[PanterA]

If Jessica Simpson is mannish, then I'm a flaming homosexual

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[Patches]

I'm a flaming homosexual


Isolate THAT!

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[Freakshow]

I googled mannish to try and make some sort of joke, but I got a lot of picuters of attractive female models. Mannish must mean something very different in Asia?

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jessica simpson is mannish

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Well if that's mannish, then call me GAY!

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[blakjeezis]

You mean the Christian girl who's career is managed by her family and didn't have sex till she was married?

For real, did you see her latest Maxim spread, if you can even call it a spread. It was like 3 shots, from the neck up, of her in like a white turtleneck. Way to go Maxim.

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[bigbaldirish]

she has a man face, look at it when she is not in a publicity shot, or airbrushed to death. something about her screams "my sex change was amazing, and the hormones are starting to kick in"

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[ADF]

I loved that show.. Mike Connorsh wash great in it!

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[Gmann]

she has a man face........



She has a face ??

[Fallon]

F that, she's hot.

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[cheezeemee]

Somebody should Nick Berg her ass
daaaaaaaaaamn =(

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She's ugly and her mother dresses her funny.

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[Arienette]

i think she's hot, and i find her kind of endearing.

and nick was smart to marry her. he gets to be the only guy who's ever fucked her. then, he can divorce her without even worrying about the money, because she makes more than he does.

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[FUNKMAN]

which part of her is 'mannish' to you?

would it be her firm succulent breasts of her tight succulent vagina?

just curious

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[JPMNICK]

I think she is hot as hell. Awesome body, natural chest which is a HUGE bonus for me. I also think she has a pretty face. I would not complain if I had a chick as hot as her. I do not see one manly thing about her appearence.
As for her being stupid, I think most people say and do dumb stuff through the course of a few months. And if we had a comaera crew following you around and the people edit it together into a 1/2 hour show, they could make you look like a complete idiot to. The magic of "reality" TV.

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[cheezeemee]

And if we had a comaera crew following you around

If there was a comaero crew following me around i would be scred shitless. Especially sice i dont know what a fucking comeara is!!!! EEEEEEKK!!

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[TheMojoPin]

She's got a magnificent body, but her face is pretty odd-looking...it's even moosier than the average female Fox News anchor, and definitely pretty "man-ish" a lot of times. And that whole "orange skin" still looks weird and gross, and makes me think she'd taste and smell like a Circus Peanut. Not even porn stars are attempting that look.

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If there was a comaero crew following me around i would be scred shitless. Especially sice i dont know what a fucking comeara is!!!! EEEEEEKK!!

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[JPMNICK]

I really am a zilch when it comes to typing and not checking over my post. I need to type all my replies in Word, then spell and grammer check them, then post. I will have to get my new system down. Starting with my next post.

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[Freakshow]

Everythin', everythin', everythin's gonna be alright this mornin'
Ooh yeah, whoaw
Now when I was a young boy, at the age of five
My mother said I was, gonna be the greatest man alive
But now I'm a man, way past 21
Want you to believe me baby,
I had lot's of fun
I'm a man
I spell mmm, aaa child, nnn
That represents man
No B, O child, Y
That mean mannish boy
I'm a man
I'm a full grown man
I'm a man
I'm a natural born lovers man
I'm a man
I'm a rollin' stone
I'm a man
I'm a hoochie coochie man

Sittin' on the outside, just me and my mate
You know I'm made to move you honey,
come up two hours late
Wasn't that a man
I spell mmm, aaa child, nnn
That represents man
No B, O child, Y
That mean mannish boy
I'm a man
I'm a full grown man
Man
I'm a natural born lovers man
Man
I'm a rollin' stone
Man-child
I'm a hoochie coochie man
The line I shoot will never miss
When I make love to a woman,
she can't resist
I think I go down,
to old Kansas Stew
I'm gonna bring back my second cousin,
that little Johnny Cocheroo
All you little girls,
sittin'out at that line
I can make love to you woman,
in five minutes time
Ain't that a man
I spell mmm, aaa child, nnn
That represents man
No B, O child, Y
That mean mannish boy
Man
I'm a full grown man
Man
I'm a natural born lovers man
Man
I'm a rollin' stone
I'm a man-child
I'm a hoochie coochie man
well, well, well, well
hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry
Don't hurt me, don't hurt me child
don't hurt me, don't hurt, don't hurt me child
well, well, well, well

Yeah


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Yeah, she's a regular Linda Hunt all right.

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[jeffdwright2001]

So when she has sex with Nick, is it hot man on man action?

[bigbaldirish]

She's got a magnificent body, but her face is pretty odd-looking...it's even moosier than the average female Fox News anchor, and definitely pretty "man-ish" a lot of times. And that whole "orange skin" still looks weird and gross, and makes me think she'd taste and smell like a Circus Peanut. Not even porn stars are attempting that look.


and that is my point, yeah she got a kickass body, but i go for a total body and face deal. would i hit it? only if she kept her mouth quiet and her thoughts to herself. and it would have to be doggy style, so i don't have to see that man face

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[walking joint]

yeah she got a kickass body, but i go for a total body and face deal. would i hit it? only if she kept her mouth quiet and her thoughts to herself. and it would have to be doggy style, so i don't have to see that man face


i'm sure she wants you so bad she would agree to those rules Total Package.

[bigbaldirish]

wow, so by me saying that she had a kickass body, means she wants me. Fan-Damn-Tastic

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[mikeyboy]

Congratulations.

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[Snoogans]

id fuck jessica simpson right after im done with lindsay lohan

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[saveopieanthony.net]

Lindsay would be better...and tighter...and yes, less manly.

"who's dick is this" - jessica growling in heat of passion....

"fuck me harder...yes" - lindsay moaning...


damn I gotta stop getting hard at work


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[jeffdwright2001]

damn I gotta stop getting hard at work
Work hard, play hard.

[grlNIN]

I like her without makeup. She looks prettier that way.

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[bigbaldirish]

Congratulations.



carmen electra has a kickass body, and face is perfect.

does she want me now too? please tell me she'll divorce navarro, and take me

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[WhackBagKid]

i dont care what any of you nay sayers say, Ashlee Simpson is punk.


says so on her tank top.

you should all take a ride on the funny train!!!

[schmega]

face is perfect.

the face that sits on that big giant head?

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[Iamnotatool]

I would knock the dust off that pussy, and pay good money to do it.

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