Name this animal!

[Furtherman]

People sight strange creatures all the time. Usually they are described as large cats, almost panther-like. No one has gotten a picture yet.

Until now. It's not a panther, but it is unidentified at this moment.

Wait! It's a ... : Unidentified creature stumps experts (http://www.news-record.com/news/local/rand/creature_060304.htm)

http://www.news-record.com/graphics/june/creature060304.jpg

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[Hottub]

I think I will name him Butch!

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[FUNKMAN]

that's a FOG

half fox, half dog

if he had a bow in his hair he'd be a FAG

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[Furtherman]

FOG is good, but how about a DOX?

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[Tall_James]

"I'm not going to kill it," Kurdian assured folks.

Why not? It might be good eatin'!


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[Patches]

WHO CARES!?! KILL IT!

EDIT: Damn you James, beat me to it. Great minds think alike. Great twisted, bored minds.
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[BrownTown]

This thing seems to be a bit more than just a Dog-Fox Mutt. It's marsupial blood must be recognized.

It got to be a Kangarox or a Dogaroo

I got a letter from the army so I think that I'll enlist. I'm not brave or proud of nothing I just want to kill something.

[Freakshow]

that's a FOG

half fox, half dog

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[blakjeezis]

I think we should call him Steve.

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[FUNKMAN]

but how about a DOX?


then i couldn't fit my FAG joke in... maybe a COX?

the 'mog' thing from Spaceballs is funny stuff...



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Lloyd, he's definitely a Lloyd.

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I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

[SatCam]

It could also be a hybrid, Kurdian was told.

I always knew these cars were fishy!

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[mikeyboy]

I always wondered what happened after yerdaddy spent that night with the kangaroo.

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[Furtherman]

Update! Because I know you're all dyin' to know.

Everyone's got an opinion on photo of mysterious creature (http://www.news-record.com/news/local/rand/creature_061004_hp.htm)

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[jeffdwright2001]

I would love him and squeeze him and call him "George".

[reeshy]

He would look great after being stuffed and put on my mantle so all my friends could admire me!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Reeshy's just kidding, animal-lovers.

He doesn't have any friends.

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[calikid]

i think that i have seen something like this before. it turned out to be a fox with mange. It's kind of like if foxes were taking pictures of us and then they came across someone with cancer who had undergone kee-mo and thought they had discovered a new creature.

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[Jennitalia]

I would love him and squeeze him and call him "George".



LMAO!

I want one!

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[TwiztidRock]

Hmmm, looks kile some sort of fish to me, Freshwater, native to the Pacific Northwest.

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[Mike Teacher]

definiately a bug.

did it arrive from a bug meteor? from klandathu?

just checking.

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[LarryCrunt]

It is obviously one of them deerdog-wolfsheepmudrings, native to Gern on the banks of the Rectum River.



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[Furtherman]

It seems this mystery animal has made its way from North Carolina to Baltimore!

The following story ran yesterday on WBAL's website. This time they were able to get the animal on video.

Check it out, it looks very similar to the animal picture I posted at the beginning of this thread.

Mystery Animal Lurks In Baltimore County (http://www.thewbalchannel.com/news/3545312/detail.html)

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0719/3545320_120X90.jpg


Edit: It kind of looks like the Tasmanian Tiger (http://www.dpiwe.tas.gov.au/inter.nsf/WebPages/BHAN-53777B?open) but they are extinct.

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This message was edited by Furtherman on 7-20-04 @ 2:31 PM

[furie]

http://www.news-record.com/graphics/june/creature060304.jpg
A dingo ate your baby.


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[Freakshow]

we get dere mystery animal here in Balteymore, hon.



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[SatCam]

I get mystery animals here all the time but that's only because I dont' know the difference between racoons/possom/ground hogs/beaver/other large rodents

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[Furtherman]

Mystery Animal Possibly Spotted Again In Maryland (http://www.theksbwchannel.com/news/3558739/detail.html)

This guy can get around!

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0721/3558702.jpg

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[Furtherman]

Now what is THIS?

Could be a hairless dog... but those ears... they don't look like dog ears.

http://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/chupacabra2.jpg

Chupacabra? Strange Animal Found in Elmendorf (http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=FAE91F84-A264-4AC3-8EA4-9097690CDEFC)

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[Furtherman]

Well, someone else has made the connection.

Maryland Mystery Animal 'Seen' All Over The World (http://www.thewbalchannel.com/news/3591000/detail.html#)

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0729/3590966.jpg

I'm onto something here whether you like it or not!!

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[Patches]

The Chupacabra is part of Mexican folklore.


I thought the Chupacabra was supposed to be in Puerto Rico?

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[furie]

The Chupacabra is part of Mexican folklore.


I thought the Chupacabra was supposed to be in Puerto Rico?

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<b>I distinctly heard 'Jew down the price.' -Ben Stein</B>

La Chupacabra lore is from both actually. oddly enough, the mexican version of La Chupacabra greatly differs from the Puerto Rican version.


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[Melrapuo]

It shall be named Steve.

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[fluffernutter]

I thought he was being called Todd.

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=fluffernutter

[FUNKMAN]

looks like a mangy mongrel with a mullet...



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[Furtherman]

You were close Funkman!

Baby Md. Mystery Animal Caught, Identified (http://www.nbc4.com/news/3604803/detail.html)

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0802/3604787.jpg

It seems it was a young red fox with mange thanks to a parasite called sarcoptic mange, a "skin parasite that looks -- under the microscope -- like spiders".

Yeck.


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[blakjeezis]

Awwwww. I feel bad for the poor sumbitch. I have a soft spot in my heart for creatures that can't look after themselves in those situations, like when they get sick and stuff. Retards and animals always get me.

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[Furtherman]

I don't know. I feel as if I have to keep this updated. It's the little Chupacabra in me.

Chupacabra? Exhuming the Elmendorf Beast (http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=E69839B5-5E04-45C5-9027-5CB484EBA2F4)



The mysterious creature killed in Elmendorf is creating curiosity among scientists all over the country. The rancher you saw first on WOAI is getting calls from as far away as Philadelphia. Researchers will now dig up the bizarre-looking beast in an attempt to identify what some are calling the famed Chupacabra.


I'm betting on a hairless Coyote.


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[TheMojoPin]

You ALWAYS bet on the hairless coyote.

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[Furtherman]

My one man crusade to find out what it is continues...

S.A. Zoo Weighs-In on Chupacabra Debate (http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=4E470718-F7B0-48AB-AC65-C5A1108E62B0)



John Gramieri, the Mammal Curator at the San Antonio Zoo, doesn't think it's the Chupacabra. It's definitely unique, but he thinks it's a mix between a dog and a coyote.


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[Lumber]

It`s Reeshy lookin` for spare change...
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[reeshy]

I don't get it!!! Should we start anothe feud???

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[Freakshow]

survey says
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Damn i'm bored.

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[high fly]

I'd name it "Snuggles" and write to Casey Kasem about my loss when it dies....






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[reeshy]

write to Casey Kasem about my loss when it dies.


Write now...cause I'll kill it now!!!!!

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[Furtherman]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in... the... yard or field ... um.. outside, somewhere.

http://cctvimedia.clearchannel.com/woai/chup1.jpg

LUFKIN, Texas -- Local animal experts are having a hard time identifying a strange looking animal killed in Angelina County on Friday -- an animal that looks eerily similar to the as yet unidentified "Elmendorf Beast" killed near San Antonio earlier this year. (http://woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=EBC8FC7B-ED5D-46A5-8DA4-3C6F6C31975E)

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[Furtherman]

<p>...and another baby angel dies.....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>CAPTURED!</p><p><a href="http://www.click2houston.com/news/4895017/detail.html" target="_blank">Farmer May Have Caught Legendary 'Chupacabra'</a></p><p>&quot;Reggie Lagow set a trap last week after a number of his chickens and turkeys were killed. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What he found in his trap was a mix between a hairless dog, a rat and a kangaroo.&quot;</p><p><img height="207" src="http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0825/4894992.jpg" width="223" border="0" /></p>

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[TooCute]

That woai site needs a better editor. Not only are there multiple instances of its/it's being mixed up in their articles, I'll bet anything that the zoo guy said &quot;family canidae&quot; not &quot;family candidate&quot;.&nbsp;<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; "> &ldquo;It's clearly a member of the dog family, a family candidate,&rdquo; explains Gramieri.</span></div>

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[Furtherman]

<p><font face="Helvetica" size="2"><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40312" target="_blank">The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is The Chupacabra</a></font></p><p><img height="126" src="http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/The-Only-C.article.jpg" width="90" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;People of Mexico, our cities have fallen under siege by thieves and murderers, but we stand together against lawlessness. The criminals and the gangs will not win! The Chupacabra, on the other hand, might. For, although hardened criminals cannot hop over trees to attack their prey, rumor has it the Chupacabra can.&quot;</p>

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[Furtherman]

http://www.arr-the-kraken.com/images/chupacabra.jpg

http://www.arr-the-kraken.com/images/chupacabra_small.jpg

This oddity was spotted outside a Seattle office block and has been the subject of some fevered speculation as to what it might be. (http://www.arr-the-kraken.com/)

[ChimneyFish]

Strange.
Whatever it is, it looks like a baby.
I would have to go with a hippo. Pygmy, as per the article, although I don't know how common it is to the PNW.

[Furtherman]

Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk (http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk)

http://gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/07/IMG_1883_3_.JPG

No, Lizzie Grubman's still alive. This is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak. A tipster says that there is "a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island," but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we're not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast.

Fake....? viral marketing...? One or the other is my guess.

[Furtherman]

Authenticity Of The Montauk Monster Contested By Scientists (http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Authenticity_of_the_Montauk_Monster_Contested _by_Scientists_21276.html)

Scientists believe that either the picture was created using Photoshop or that somebody used latex or other materials that can resemble skin to create this strange animal. However, looking back to those days when a dead platypus was shown to scientists for the first time, some of them though that the animal was the creation of a taxidermist.

[grlNIN]

Probably a huge rat.

[Knowledged_one]

People sight strange creatures all the time. Usually they are described as large cats, almost panther-like. No one has gotten a picture yet.

Until now. It's not a panther, but it is unidentified at this moment.

Wait! It's a ... : Unidentified creature stumps experts (http://www.news-record.com/news/local/rand/creature_060304.htm)

http://www.news-record.com/graphics/june/creature060304.jpg

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I will call him george and i will love him and squeeze him and make him my own

[Furtherman]

Bump!

Carnie!

[ChimneyFish]

It's obviously a baby griffin.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/griffin5.jpg

And, no. Not Peter, Lois, Brian, Stewie, Chris or Meg.

Or Kathy or Eddie.:tongue:

[bobrobot]

Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk (http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk)

http://gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/07/IMG_1883_3_.JPG

Fake....? viral marketing...? One or the other is my guess.

The ass reminds me of Baked ham... & the head looks like an Eagle... It's a Beagle!!!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i318/motoryachtsoco/WrenSite_DancingSnoopy.jpg

[OGC]

Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk (http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk)

http://gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/07/IMG_1883_3_.JPG



Fake....? viral marketing...? One or the other is my guess.


I like the way it is giving us the finger. Suppose that means something ?

[Friday]

Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk (http://gawker.com/5030531/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk)

http://gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/07/IMG_1883_3_.JPG



Fake....? viral marketing...? One or the other is my guess.

he looks like a Steve to me...

[Reynolds]

what would a turtle look like out of its shell?

The sick fuck that found it took that piece of cloth around it's front leg, and is wearing it around his neck.

[midwestjeff]

he looks like a Steve to me...

Silly Friday.
Bears don't have beaks.
Although, those claws would be great to scroll, scroll, scroll.

[sr71blackbird]

I bet that its a shih tzu:

http://stfsc.bizland.com/pageimages/Copy%20of%20skeletonwnumbers.pdd.gif

http://www.skullsunlimited.com/graphics/shi-tzu-skull-lg.jpg

[MrPink]

Chupacabra that went north to beat the heat?

[Furtherman]

http://gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/07/IMG_1883_3_.JPG

Raccoon!


http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/montauk-raccoon-composite.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

what would a turtle look like out of its shell?

The sick fuck that found it took that piece of cloth around it's front leg, and is wearing it around his neck.

A turtle's shell is part of its skeletal strcuture.

[Midkiff]

There is a new picture now which makes it pretty clear that it is probably a dog, something like a pit bull. The nose is gone from being eaten or smashed or decomposed. You can even see lots of fur left:

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-07/41361961.jpg

[docgoblin]

There is a new picture now which makes it pretty clear that it is probably a dog, something like a pit bull. The nose is gone from being eaten or smashed or decomposed. You can even see lots of fur left:

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-07/41361961.jpg

It's being widely reported now that the 'monster' is a prop from a movie being shot on Long Island. Newsday is reporting it as well as various other sources.

Here's one story I found online: Montauk Monster a Movie Prop (http://gothamnews.wordpress.com/2008/08/06/monster-of-montauk-silly-season-hoax-to-promote-movie/)

The only thing that seems odd about this is that the story says that Splinterheads is a monster movie. If you read the plot synopsis however there doesn't seem to be any mention of monsters in the film. In fact, it doesn't appear to be a monster movie at all.

[Furtherman]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01610/yeti_1610004c.jpg

This bizarre creature dubbed the oriental yeti has baffled scientists after emerging from ancient woodlands in remote central China.

The hairless beast was trapped by hunters in Sichuan province after locals reported spotting what they thought was a bear.

Hunter Lu Chin explained: "It looks a bit like a bear but it doesn't have any fur and it has a tail like a kangaroo."

"It also does not sound like a bear - it has a voice more like a cat and it is calling all the time - perhaps it is looking for the rest of its kind or maybe it's the last one?

"There are local legends of a bear that used to be a man and some people think that's what we caught," he added.

Local animal experts now plan to shipped the mystery beast to scientists in Beijing who will perform DNA tests on the beast.

Ehhh, I prefer my yeti a bit more furry. Besides, this is obviously an Asian chupacabra.

Chupacabrasian?

[disneyspy]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01610/yeti_1610004c.jpg



Ehhh, I prefer my yeti a bit more furry. Besides, this is obviously an Asian chupacabra.

Chupacabrasian?

neil

[StanUpshaw]

How does a mange-stricken animal still make the news?

And show me one fucking scientist who is "baffled" by this.

[Crossweird]

And show me one fucking scientist who is "baffled" by this.


http://www.vh1.com/shows/series/the_greatest/one_hit_wonders/quiz/img/1.jpg

[Furtherman]

How does a mange-stricken animal still make the news?

And show me one fucking scientist who is "baffled" by this.

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/themuppetsbeeker.jpg

[Crossweird]

And so it begins....

[Furtherman]

How does a mange-stricken animal still make the news?

And show me one fucking scientist who is "baffled" by this.

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsE/5206-2863.gif

[Gutter]

http://www.nyworkerscompensationalliance.org/A+Far+Side+Rocket+Scientists+bagjoke(1).jpg

[Jughead]

http://www.nyworkerscompensationalliance.org/A+Far+Side+Rocket+Scientists+bagjoke(1).jpg

Far Side Rules great one Gutter ..............

[Furtherman]

Tourists in China are flocking to get a glimpse of a strange-looking animal which is keeping zoo staff guessing as to what kind of creature he is (http://travel.aol.co.uk/2011/09/22/can-you-tell-what-it-is-yet-zoo-mystified-by-unidentified-creature/).

The weird but wonderful animal, with his dappled fur and prominent eyes, has yet to be identified by zookeepers, and was handed in by an anonymous man.


http://www.blogcdn.com/travel.aol.co.uk/media/2011/09/monkey1.jpg

http://www.blogcdn.com/travel.aol.co.uk/media/2011/09/monket-table1.jpg

[CountryBob]

Tourists in China are flocking to get a glimpse of a strange-looking animal which is keeping zoo staff guessing as to what kind of creature he is (http://travel.aol.co.uk/2011/09/22/can-you-tell-what-it-is-yet-zoo-mystified-by-unidentified-creature/).

The weird but wonderful animal, with his dappled fur and prominent eyes, has yet to be identified by zookeepers, and was handed in by an anonymous man.


http://www.blogcdn.com/travel.aol.co.uk/media/2011/09/monkey1.jpg

http://www.blogcdn.com/travel.aol.co.uk/media/2011/09/monket-table1.jpg

Gremlin?

[Crash]

Gremlin?

Zookeepers have been advised not to feed it after midnight.

[StanUpshaw]

Articles are saying monkey, but I bet rodent.

Okay...marsupial: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Spotted_Cuscus

[Judge Smails]

Obviously a Jeep.

http://www.blogcdn.com/travel.aol.co.uk/media/2011/09/monkey1.jpg

http://i21.ebayimg.com/08/s/000/77/4b/b94d_2.JPG

[A.J.]

Tourists in China are flocking to get a glimpse of a strange-looking animal which is keeping zoo staff guessing as to what kind of creature he is (http://travel.aol.co.uk/2011/09/22/can-you-tell-what-it-is-yet-zoo-mystified-by-unidentified-creature/).

The weird but wonderful animal, with his dappled fur and prominent eyes, has yet to be identified by zookeepers, and was handed in by an anonymous man.


http://www.blogcdn.com/travel.aol.co.uk/media/2011/09/monkey1.jpg

http://www.blogcdn.com/travel.aol.co.uk/media/2011/09/monket-table1.jpg

Looks like a lemur.

[deliciousV]

I say cut that fucker open and see what it's made of! Keep some DNA and make some more, sell em to the rubes at Easter, call em Jesus Monkeys.

[Crash]

I say cut that fucker open and see what it's made of! Keep some DNA and make some more, sell em to the rubes at Easter, call em Jesus Monkeys.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's not gonna get any better than this. Lock this fucker up. :lol:

[cougarjake13]

Looks like a lemur.

my thoughts exactly

[brettmojo]

Obviously a Jeep.

http://www.blogcdn.com/travel.aol.co.uk/media/2011/09/monkey1.jpg
The Spotted Hippolox.

[Chigworthy]

The weird but wonderful animal, with his dappled fur and prominent eyes, has yet to be identified by zookeepers, and was handed in by an anonymous man.

What makes it wonderful? It looks fairly kick-able to me.

[Judge Smails]

The weird but wonderful animal, with his dappled fur and prominent eyes, has yet to be identified by zookeepers, and was handed in by an anonymous man.


Has anyone checked to see if it has four asses?

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/41792_135905403110273_8386_n.jpg

[cougarjake13]

Has anyone checked to see if it has four asses?

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/41792_135905403110273_8386_n.jpg

nice !