Drunken Fizzzzznatch,,,aka Rooster, bitch.

[Captain Rooster]

Hop in, ask a question, oh questioner.

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[canofsoup15]

What is the meaning of life?

Why is Pie so goddamned tasty?

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[BoondockSaint]

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

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[Captain Rooster]

Life=love

Pie=the one thing man cannot cobtrol. Liken its use to plutoniun and asphalt.

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[Hottub]

Hey Cap?

Is it true


wine before beer, never fear...
Beer before liquor, never been sicker?



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[Captain Rooster]

Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

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No. I am more of a 7-11 disiple.

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[Tazz]

Will my mother ever REALLY like my girlfriend?

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[Captain Rooster]

Tub, I say drink IT all and let God sort 'em out. Drink water and say your prayers before bed--'nuff said.

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[Captain Rooster]

Tub, I say drink IT all and let God sort 'em out. Drink water and say your prayers before bed--'nuff said.

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[canofsoup15]

If you had the chance to have sex with the hottest chick in the entire universe, but you knew you would die right afterward. Would you do it?

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[monsterone]

when will i get a new job and what will it pay?

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[Tazz]

How long do I wait before telling my boss we need benefits or we leave?

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[Hottub]

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Yo, didn't you, like, work at All-American Burger?

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[Captain Rooster]

Tazz,

Here's my thought...

Mother, will she tear your little boy apart?

Think about it. Oedipus did.

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[Captain Rooster]

If you had the chance to have sex with the hottest chick in the entire universe, but you knew you would die right afterward. Would you do it?

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Nahhhh, bitches and hoes know how i feel, yo

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[Hottub]

"Mother, should I build a Wall?"



"Dave, Ho's. Ho's, Dave."
"Evening, Bitches."

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[Captain Rooster]

How long do I wait before telling my boss we need benefits or we leave?

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Just play the role of avery other poor fuck in America, look at the fleg and say your prayers.

I am a fucked-up drunk.

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[Tazz]

Will Ronald Reagan always be the greatest president I live to see?

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[Captain Rooster]

"Mother, should I build a Wall?"

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"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"
Big A.S.S.#22127

YOU, yes YOU, stand still, Laddy!

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[keithy_19]

Will I ever get laid?

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[Captain Rooster]

Will Ronald Reagan always be the greatest president I live to see?

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Dutch = D Day to the modern American. Any questions.

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[Captain Rooster]

Will I ever get laid?

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No. Stick to the batch rag. Next question.

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[Tazz]

How long will "Mother" be stuck in my head?

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[Captain Rooster]

How long will "Mother" be stuck in my head?

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Mother should i have the botox injection?
Mother should i get some benefits?
Mother should i spank myself?
Mother should i give up the hamster life?
Mother how do i give up the hamster life?
Wait, I can't.

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[DreamWeaver]

Rooster am I pregnant?

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[Captain Rooster]

Rooster am I pregnant?

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Yes, It's a boy. And you were hot at eight.


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[TheMojoPin]

Will Milhouse and I be best friends forever?

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[DreamWeaver]

Will Gvac ever post again?

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[Hottub]

Does beer have the essenial vitamins, and minirals to sustain life?


*OFFICIAL* Best Drunk Rooster thread EVER!!

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[Captain Rooster]

Will Milhouse and I be best friends forever?

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

Sdaly. Milhppuse turned to the white horse and is currently riding him to the apocalypse. Say goodbaye. he like horses, ya know ;)


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[Captain Rooster]

Will Milhouse and I be best friends forever?

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

Sdaly. Milhppuse turned to the white horse and is currently riding him to the apocalypse. Say goodbaye. he like horses, ya know ;)


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[Tazz]

Will my girlfriend still be at her current job next year?

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[TheMojoPin]

Why am I still in Saigon?!?

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[DreamWeaver]

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

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[Captain Rooster]

Gvac ? No

He 's in contact with angels.

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[canofsoup15]

In what ways does drinking affect one's ability to function?

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[Captain Rooster]

"How do blind people know when they're done wiping?"

They smell blood, hunny. Don't you?



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[Captain Rooster]

"In what ways does drinking affect one's ability to function?"

heart function
there is no pain you are receding
brain
tongue
my wife hates me
dogs bark
ice cream attcks
you would not understand
this is not how i am...


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[TheMojoPin]

Where have all the cowboys gone?

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[Captain Rooster]

"Where have all the cowboys gone?"

America killed 'em. Think about it.

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[DreamWeaver]

Who would win in a fight...Wolverine or Spiderman?

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[Tazz]

Is President Bush misunderestimated?

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[TheMojoPin]

Dude, drunk Rooster is fuckin' PROFOUND...

And I got a better fight...Wolverine vs. Captain America...WHO WALKS AWAY?!?

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[Captain Rooster]

Who would win in a fight...Wolverine or Spiderman?



Mankind needs to see Spiderman win but the bloodlust of Wolverive...and the admantium claws.... would tear Sperman into li'l pieces. Agreed? C'mon, admit it, Wovie is the daddy os all of marvel fag-snots.

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[canofsoup15]

Why is the Pope so old?

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[Captain Rooster]

"And I got a better fight...Wolverine vs. Captain America...WHO WALKS AWAY?!?" Vibranium, Vishanium, ol' Wolvie takes cap america out behind the wood pile and spanks is funk undies into the real world.

Cappy cries.

Roger?


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[Captain Rooster]

"Why is the Pope so old?"

Why is cheese so cheesey, yo?



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[Zipgun]

If Reese doesn't go back in time, he can't get Sarah Connor pregnant, but the only reason he goes back in time, is to save her so she CAN get pregnant. So, if Reese didn't go back in time, and grew up knowing of John Connor as a hero, wouldn't that mean that another dude knocked up Sarah Connor, and thus, the future John Connor will not be the same one Reese once knew?

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[TheMojoPin]

Did you see Wolverine clean up at the Tony Awards this past weekend?

Who knew the ol' Canucklehead could sing and dance?

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[Captain Rooster]

"Why am I still in Saigon?!?"

You're not, you're in Ho Chi FUCKING Minh City.

Roger, yo?



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[Captain Rooster]

"If Reese doesn't go back in time, he can't get Sarah Connor pregnant, but the only reason he goes back in time, is to save her so she CAN get pregnant. So, if Reese didn't go back in time, and grew up knowing of John Connor as a hero, wouldn't that mean that another dude knocked up Sarah Connor, and thus, the future John Connor will not be the same one Reese once knew?"

Actuallu, the entire situation suggsts that Man is destined to fail at his own hands. it suggests that man cannot avoid the inevitable mushroom. The is what Chinua Achebe fights against, but Goldam predicts through his boys on the island, yo. Right?



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[JustJon]

Marge, is this a pimple or a boil?

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[Captain Rooster]

Marge, is this a pimple or a boil?


A zit. Marge is a lesbian. Her hair represents a huge blue-balled penis. next question.

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[TheMojoPin]

Why do birds suddenly appear...every time that you're near?

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[Captain Rooster]

"Why do birds suddenly appear...every time that you're near?"

Because sappy songs bring the "happy" people to firmer states....catch me. I think the reference has to do with Muppets but I am a man.


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[TheMojoPin]

The Muppets are ALL man, baby! Don't fuck with the felt.

Who's got the funk?


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[Zipgun]

Where are all the "you know what's" over in "you know where?"

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[Captain Rooster]

"Where are all the "you know what's" over in "you know where?""

Taji--kicking ass.

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[Captain Rooster]

"Who's got the funk?"

We got the fuck. next question.

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[JustJon]

Will Mojo ever admit to his deep down love for Cheap Trick and Family Guy?

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[Zipgun]

Ever bite into a chicken leg and have some big ol' vein come snappin' back at ya'?


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[canofsoup15]

If i had five boobs and six hands, how many nipples could i squeeze at once?

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[DJEvelEd]

My father used to call me "the little abortion that got away". Am I a living abortion or just an overripe sperm?

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[Tall_James]

My question...."Do Men Make Passes At Chicks Who Wear Glasses?"


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[JPMNICK]

An old man has a goat, a wolf and a cabbage. He wants to cross a river in an old boat that can take just himself and only one of the three at a time. How can he cross the river with both animals and the cabbage, without anything eating anything else (i.e. the wolf eating the goat, the goat eating the cabbage...etc)??

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[canofsoup15]

He holds the cabbage and takes the wolf in the boat?

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[bigbaldirish]

who is your daddy? and what does he do?

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