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SilentSpic
06-09-2004, 12:44 PM
The capital of the United States had to evocate because of a bomb scare. This has not hit the news yet. But when it does... remember you heard it here first.

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Mike Teacher
06-09-2004, 12:55 PM
i cant do it. i cant.

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schmega
06-09-2004, 12:57 PM
i cant do it. i cant.

yes you can. its your livelihood. its what you were born to do. if not you, who else?


CUZ I AINT GONNA.

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Furtherman
06-09-2004, 12:59 PM
I'll do it!



Capital Evocation


Holy shit! You mean the induction of a particular tissue produced by the action of an evocator during embryogenesis is happening right now?!

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reeshy
06-09-2004, 01:00 PM
I'd do it but I ain't got the balls....I'm a girl!!!!!

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Furtherman
06-09-2004, 01:04 PM
All clear! (http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/Politics/capitol_evacuated_040609.html)

Edit.... AND it seems there was no evocation after all. That's good, because it sounds messy and probably would take a while to clean up.

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This message was edited by Furtherman on 6-9-04 @ 5:10 PM

SilentSpic
06-09-2004, 01:18 PM
Come on people you can do it. I fuck up... now let me pay.

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Def Dave in SC
06-09-2004, 01:22 PM
E-VAC-U-A-TION

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Def Dave in SC
06-09-2004, 01:22 PM
A big bunch of pussies you all are.

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Freakshow
06-09-2004, 01:27 PM
quiet you!

I'm reading about the evocation on my xomputer.

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reeshy
06-09-2004, 01:30 PM
E-VAC-U-A-TION


Isn't that what DJEvelEd does best??????

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Iamnotatool
06-09-2004, 01:34 PM
No, thats evolution.


Someone put the emPHAsis on the wrong syLAble

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Mike Teacher
06-09-2004, 01:42 PM
Come on people you can do it. I fuck up... now let me pay.


Nahh it's cool.

yes you can. its your livelihood. its what you were born to do. if not you, who else?


Yeah but then i look like the Spelling Nazi Dick that I am, so I lose either way. But thanx, and yer right.

'Sad is the Man who can only find one way to spell a word' -samuel clemens, i think.

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Mike Teacher
06-09-2004, 01:44 PM
E-VAC-U-A-TION


great Song!!!! I love Rod Stewart!!! Not That Way!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!



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Furtherman
06-09-2004, 01:52 PM
Come on people you can do it. I fuck up... now let me pay.


Ahem.... I did point that out thank you very much.

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Furtherman
06-09-2004, 01:53 PM
double post! Now I fuck up!

grumble grumble can't win grumble grumble

This message was edited by Furtherman on 6-9-04 @ 5:54 PM

cheezeemee
06-09-2004, 02:05 PM
Yeah they evacuated cause of an airplane coming in.
Look it's AIRFORCE ONE!


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ChickenHawk
06-09-2004, 02:19 PM
COME ON PEOPLE! HE'S A SPIC! HE'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE THESE MISTAKES!


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FUNKMAN
06-09-2004, 02:58 PM
i high school some guys took college courses but others went to the evocational school to work on their wood and stuff...

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whorehay
06-09-2004, 03:34 PM
the whole thing resulted in a premature evacuation

ADF
06-09-2004, 04:39 PM
My e-vocation is drawing sigpics.

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Mike Teacher
06-09-2004, 05:06 PM
i say ADF tops the pyramid.

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DJEvelEd
06-09-2004, 05:47 PM
He spells it like he pronounces it. I know Spanish hookers that say menstruation and masturbation the same. Es a Latino ding da chu woudnu unnastan.

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