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Reephdweller
06-09-2004, 10:46 PM
I don't know what it is, perhaps it's just me, but everytime I see a movie or show with Melissa Joan Hart in it I can't avoid staring at what I see as a slight weird/lazy eye thing that she has going on.

http://geocities.yahoo.com.br/melissahart2001/index.12.jpg

I was on the phone with Blackie before and this movie with her is on and I keep getting distracted because of her lazy eye.

Now I'm not saying she's not hot, or "hittable" but I definitely see a lazy eye.

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Arienette
06-09-2004, 11:34 PM
i prefer thom yorke.

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Reephdweller
06-09-2004, 11:45 PM
http://www.brasil2000.com.br/imagens/Thom-Yorke.jpg

I totally forgot about Thom Yorke and his weird ass lazy eye.

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mikeyboy
06-09-2004, 11:47 PM
Thom Yorke looks ike a bee stung him right over his left eye.

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Arienette
06-10-2004, 10:14 AM
I totally forgot about Thom Yorke and his weird ass lazy eye.
Thom Yorke looks ike a bee stung him right over his left eye.and yet so, so sexy.

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Tall_James
06-10-2004, 10:20 AM
Angie Harmon too...

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Snoogans
06-10-2004, 10:21 AM
http://www.bobbyslayton.com/ww2_b.jpg

are you kidding?, Ill give my right eye

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Jack_Doff
06-10-2004, 10:35 AM
Did you know that Thom Yorke's facial deformities were caused by the doctor's use of forceps during his delivery?

Snoogans
06-10-2004, 10:36 AM
thats bullshit. they had to use forcepts when i was born and.....wait a minute

DAMN YOU

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FMJeff
06-10-2004, 10:42 AM
cross the t's and dot the....lower case j's...

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Snoogans
06-10-2004, 10:50 AM
see jeff is with it, everyone else is slow

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Jack_Doff
06-10-2004, 11:09 AM
This actually reminds me of something that happened when I used to work in retail. We noticed there was this girl who picked up a pair of sunglasses and was standing in the corner of the store trying to get the tag off. So, being as I was the most menacing 16 year old at Sam Goody at the time, they made me stand right behind her. She finally got the tag off the glasses and slid them in her pocket. So I tap her on her shoulder and she turns around and the corner of her left eye ended more than halfway between where it should have and the corner of her mouth. I felt so bad, I was going to let her have the glasses, but my boss was a hardon and called the cops.

What does this have to do with Melissa Joan Hart? Nothing, but this guy I went to college with grew up in the same town as her and saw her at church all the time. And you know how those catholic girls are!!!

WindowSill
06-10-2004, 11:18 AM
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Freakshow
06-10-2004, 11:27 AM
You see what you did Jack?


It seemed more like this to me:


like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on `em. `Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...



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jeffdwright2001
06-10-2004, 11:51 AM
So is this a "hit it or not hit it" or a "whore not a whore" thread??

I'd hit the whore. Who knows, maybe it'd correct that eye.

WindowSill
06-10-2004, 11:54 AM
EDIT: Fuck it...fuck her...

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Jack_Doff
06-10-2004, 11:56 AM
If it's "whore or not a whore" then I say Jeff D is a whore. Not that I've ever met him, but I just get that feeling.

A.J.
06-10-2004, 05:06 PM
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RocOutWithYACockOUT
06-10-2004, 05:45 PM
Fuck her lazy eye. I always thought she was hot. She has the booty of a blackwoman

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El Mudo
06-10-2004, 06:10 PM
You see what you did Jack?


It seemed more like this to me:


like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on `em. `Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...



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Snoogans
06-10-2004, 06:19 PM
Im with RockOut

i got something for her other eye that could make them match

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Tenbatsuzen
06-10-2004, 06:56 PM
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06-10-2004, 07:50 PM
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jeffdwright2001
06-10-2004, 08:01 PM
Wow TJ, that's more pronounced than I thought it was.

Wood eye?? Wood eye??!!

Hottub
06-10-2004, 09:27 PM
Georgie-Porgie puddin' and pie, jerked off in his girlfriend's eye.
When that eye was dried and shut, Georgie Fucked that one-eyed slut...
OOOHHH!!!
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06-10-2004, 09:59 PM
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Damn son! I'd tap that shit so hard.

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DESERTEAGLE.50
06-10-2004, 10:00 PM
http://www.mats2go.com/images/Large/11-07-5.jpg

80's Krull lazy eye (definitely singular)

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Snoogans
06-10-2004, 10:01 PM
except she isnt like that, cause it was airbrushed for maxim


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06-10-2004, 10:11 PM
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06-10-2004, 10:19 PM
high fly, my nigga, how you been bro

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WindowSill
06-10-2004, 10:23 PM
If a girl is hot enough to be in Maxim, air brush or not, she sure as hell is hot enough for me...and if the eye weirds you out, you can always just hit it from behind...


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Snoogans
06-10-2004, 10:25 PM
i wasnt sayin she isnt hot, im just sayin she doesnt look like that, id be all over it if given the chance.

and i dont give a fuck about no lazy eye, shit i have a slightly lazy eye


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Reephdweller
06-10-2004, 11:33 PM
Nice work Tall James!!

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