The Yankees hate America and love cancer.

[Patches]

Actual exchange with ticket taker entering the Stadium, Tuesday Night, Yanks-Rockies (bear in mind, we've been drinking):

Ticket Guy: "You can't wear that here!"

My Friend (wearing a BOSTON SUCKS T-shirt): "Why not? It's a free country."

TG: "Because you can't. You can't wear a shirt saying something 'sucks.'

MF: "But they DO suck!"

TG: "No- nothing is allowed to suck here."

MF: "What if I had a shirt that said "CANCER SUCKS? You're not pro- cancer are you?"

TG (obviously annoyed): You're going to have to take it off or wear it inside out.

MF: "All right, I'll just take it off!" (Now he is topless)

TG: "Can't do that. Put it on inside out."

Me: "Cmon, just put it on inside out. Game's about to start."

So remember: Rooting for the Yankees is the same as rooting for terrorism and cancer.

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[WindowSill]

TG: "No- nothing is allowed to suck here."


Well what about the Rockies?

Beat somebody to it...


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This message was edited by WindowSill on 6-10-04 @ 1:39 PM

[schmega]

love the janquis, hate going to the stadium. my last time there, a fuckin usher told me i was in the wrong seat, but couldnt tell me where the right one was. i wanted to throw him off the ledge and spit at him on the way down. i was in my right seat, btw. it was just the front row of the goddamn upper deck, decent seats, but its not like i was pulling some shit on the field level. oh, and being in the bottom of the steep deck, all the runoff from the rain and beer and whatever the fuck settled on the floor there. there was a pleasant stench of vomit and shit and just decay as i sat there with my moose signs waiting for goddamn mussina to rack up the k's. he finished with a measly 3. asshole.

these are the sucky times we live in Patches. all of a sudden 'suck' and 'pissed off' are unacceptable. i wouldnt be surprised if they do the same in shea. but i'll be damned if i'm gonna find out personally.

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[Tall_James]

So remember: Rooting for the Yankees is the same as rooting for terrorism and cancer.

Tell us something we don't know.


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[irishkb]

So remember: Rooting for the Yankees is the same as rooting for terrorism and cancer.


duh..... hahahaaaa lets go mets... and i have never heard of an usher at shea that gave a shit about what you wear to the game. and i have had season sunday tickets for 3 years now..

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<marquee>let's go Mets

[JPMNICK]

The mets would let anyone in wearing whatever the hell they want just to get some asses in the seats.

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[ChickenHawk]

Winners don't have time to worry about cancer.

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[WindowSill]

And already starts the Mets bashing...


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[Crippler]

i have had season sunday tickets for 3 years now..
I've heard those ticket packages come with your own private section, consession, and usher. NICE!...but you are still in Flushing Meadows at the time, so it's all relative.

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This message was edited by Crippler on 6-10-04 @ 2:45 PM

[Patches]

HA- Further proof:

I just noticed Crippler's sig says ronfez.(Yankee Logo)et. the Yankee Logo is NY making it ronfez.nyet which is a Russian word! And it's RED! Commie bastard!

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This message was edited by Patches on 6-10-04 @ 3:08 PM

[Tenbatsuzen]

Oh come on, we know that George Steinbrenner isn't a terrorist.

Because if he was, the planes would have <b>left</b> New York and <b>crashed</b> into Boston.



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[Bama]

Cancer has gotten a bad rap over the past few years.

Too many PC liberals.

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YANKEES SUCK

[Tenbatsuzen]

The Yankees need cancer to win championships.

*spaz callback



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[Tenbatsuzen]

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See, Yankee fans don't need silly cartoons. Just the cold, hard, undenying, gut-wrenching, soul-collapsing TRUTH.



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[Crippler]

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I just noticed Crippler's sig says ronfez.(Yankee Logo)et. the Yankee Logo is NY making it ronfez.nyet which is a Russian word! And it's RED! Commie bastard!
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This message was edited by Crippler on 6-11-04 @ 9:25 AM

[Hosp]

When I went up to Fenway last year I saw plenty of "Yankees Suck" and "Jeter Swallows" shirts, of course, they couldn't beat the yankees, so maybe it's all nonsense that doesn't matter.

And I think everyone can agree, that Crunch 'n Munch sucks.

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[Justice4all]

Oh come on, we know that George Steinbrenner isn't a terrorist.

Because if he was, the planes would have <b>left</b> New York and <b>crashed</b> into Boston.



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That was, quite possibly, the only time and appropriate place that anything that had to do with 9/11 was remotely funny.
Tens you get a thumbs up. That made me laugh out loud.

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[LarryCrunt]

The Red Sox hate cancer and the Yankees. I hate cancer when it's seasoned wrong or overcooked.

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This message was edited by LarryCrunt on 6-13-04 @ 11:58 PM