WEDDING EXPERIENCES

[fiestygal]

this past saturday i attended a friend's wedding - it was very lovely and such and she of course looked radiant! sadly half the wedding i was sitting with a migrain about to form but luckliy the waitress snuck me some asprin..... we partied the night away and i was darn proud of myself being able to wear my 4 inch stilettos for 3/4 of the reception before running outside to my car barefoot to get my flip flops- a flame red dress and cornflower blue old navy flip flops- what a fashion diva i am....HA!




do you have a wedding experience whether good or bad that you have encountered being a guest, in the bridal party, or the actual one getting hitched?

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..

SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!

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[sr71blackbird]

I kinda like it when the girls kick off the shoes and go barefoot on the dance floor. Ive been to a few Portuguese weddings and they can go on for like 10 hours!! They usually have like 8 courses and know how to party! Sometimes breaking out into singing along with the band and stuff. Im not a big party guy, so after about 6 hours Im ready to call it a night, and I start getting delirious after that and hope that I can bust outta there, but it is a really good time.

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[Jennitalia]

before running outside to my car barefoot to get my flip flops- a flame red dress and cornflower blue old navy flip flops


Classy

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[reeshy]

When I got married, I banged the Bride's Maid in the Photo studio at the reception hall one last time. I mean, it was the last time....so there!!!!!

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[badorties]

a few years back, i went a wedding for my girlfriend's friends' co-worker ...

my girlfriend looked great, the food was amazing, the drinks were better and the topper was that the wedding band was conan o'brien's house band (filled out with some jukes and other notable jersey muscians) ... there had to be twenty guys on the stage ...

turned out to be the best wedding experience and one of the coolest concerts ...



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[Furtherman]

After a great reception my friends and I were on a beach up in Greenport, L.I., surrounding a giant bonfire. Saw the Aurora Borealis that night, a rare sight, with blazing green, red and white streaks across the sky.

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[Jennitalia]

My sister got married last month. It was such a great time. 14 hours straight of drinking that day, and I only tossed my cookies once when I popped a happy pill with one of the bridesmaids.
The limo ride to the reception / wedding hall was a blast. We had this hummer limo with lava lamps and a fireplace. We had to stop on the way to the wedding to pick up some more booze. We downed 2 bottles of champagne on the 10 minute limo ride.
The wedding was beautiful. It was outside, and the rain held up. My sister started sobbing uncontrollably during the reception, and I lost it, mainly because I could not tell you the last time I saw her cry. She has always been a very pretty girl, but she looked absolutely beautiful that day. The reception was so much fun. My dogs were killing me, so the shoes were off halfway during the cocktail hour when we were getting our pictures taken. I didn't bring a date, which was even better, because I got to hang out with my cutie pie partner most of the night. Afterwards, we took the limo back to the hotel for an afterparty. When the hotel bar closed, we took it all upstairs for the after- after party. I think I may have dozed off for 30 minutes from 5:30-6am. It was just non stop with the partying.

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 6-14-04 @ 11:38 AM

[Mike Teacher]

hummer limo


ok thats my new favorite Band Name.

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[A.J.]

I got hammered at the last wedding I attended and DID NOT get pulled over by a cop. That was a great wedding experience for me.

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[Fallon]

I've never been to a wedding. The only person close to me that has gotten married was my sister, but she did that in Vegas.

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[TheMojoPin]

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

WEDDING EXPERIENCES


Oy, don't get me started...

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[fiestygal]

well i was at ANOTHER wedding this past friday (as in 2 days ago)

i was also in the bridal party

one of the bridesmaids drank 9 Xtra dirty martinis and was just smaaaashed!

also it was very jersey with a monester ballad as a wedding song

it was located in bayville, nj

im so glad i dont have anymore showers, weddings, etc

i was sooooooo glad to finally be home before i had to go to work saturday at 5.....

the dj was so aweful and creepy and annoying and started following me in to the bathroom with the mic- I TOLD HIM TO GET AWAY! F U BILLY BARBADO or whatever your name is

you had to do the ELECTRIC SLIDE- it was cool when i was in FIFTH GRADE!

financially i am tapped

the dresses were ugly and it was hot as balls



What did the 5 fingers say to the face..


SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!


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[Zipgun]

it was located in bayville, nj


Blackbeard's is classy.

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[FUNKMAN]

at my wedding i wore a white tux with tails, white shoes, and 'black' socks...

hopefully that doesn't sound racist
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got a card with with no money and no signature... i knew who it was and i didn't mind. he was a friend with a drug problem and his mom probably gave him money but he most likely spent it. he was about 6 years older than me and hung out with my older brothers. one time a big tough older guy(we were 12 or 13) had taken our bat when me and my friends were playing baseball and wouldn't give it back. my friend with the drug problem saw what was going on from across the street, came over and they went to battle in the middle of the ballfield. The guy had about 30 to 50 pounds on my friend but he held his own and i'll never forget him sticking up for us...

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[murfee]

about 20 tears i was best man at my boys wedding and someand i mean dumbwaiter spilled fruit punch in my lap just before i had to make a speech thank god it was before they had vidio camcorders

joe poo ruulz and bring ron
and fez back to nyc damm it

[fiestygal]

Blackbeard's is classy.




hey skid... the church is around the corner from there- ST Barnabus

at the rehearsal the deacon told us a story about a wedding that he was to preside over and no one was at the church 5 min before the service due to a fatality that happened at blackbeards....

what a heart warming story to tell...JERK!

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..


SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!


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[Zipgun]

hey skid... the church is around the corner from there- ST Barnabus


I know St. Barnabus Church well. I particularly like the mosaic of Jesus outside that looks just like George Carlin.

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[Lacey29]

OOH OOH ! I DO I DO! lol I got married on June 11, well, it was an OUTDOOR wedding......RAINING of course, but we bought a canopy at the last minute. The most AWKWARD part of my wedding though was this:.....the TIMING of music. See, we had a non-traditional wedding, no bridemaids or men, no flower girl or ring bearer, in fact, we asked that people just come casual and comfy and my fiance and I were the only ones dressed formally. ME in a lightblue wedding dress with veil, BEAUTIFUL...I might add....he he he....and he in a Tux with Blue Vest and all. Well, we wanted to play TWO songs that were special to us. BUT they were LONG songs. The first one, I wanted to walk IN to. ( Power of Love, Celine Dion ) so.....we just let it play for about 1:30 minutes before he walked in....everyone was staring ....waiting...then I waited ANOTHER 45 seconds to walk in. Reallly bad timing, made it weird. Well, we said our OWN vows.I made it through mine, got a little teary eyed....he got through ONE sentence and cried for a good 20 seconds ( so sentimental and sensitive! AWWWWW ) AND at the end, we wanted to play our second song...and have it as our "dance" song. It was ALSO a fairly long song, "MT best Friend" and it just felt weird dancing to it for 5 minutes in front of everyone before walking back down the aisle. Then, some drunk bastard, OF COURSE, had to make a toast.....and while he kissed my hand, he left a big ol slobber spot. ewwwww. And as he walked away tripped over the already overcrowded area, which was actually funny. Overall, it was beautiful and I loved it..........rain or shine.......it was gorgeous, in my heart. Well, thats my story...

lost my pen, damn it.

[undressa]

I can't wait to get married, I agree with Lacey, she looked beautiful, she sent me a picture.

[Lacey29]

also it was very jersey with a monester ballad as a wedding song



ok.........gimme 5 guesses at the song.

:Every Rose has it's thorn" poision
:Never Say Goodbye" Bon Jovi
IS this Love?" Whitesnake
: The Flame" Cheap Trick
"Feel Like Makin Love" Bad Company.
am I close?????

lost my pen, damn it.

[CruelCircus]

>>> "Feel Like Makin Love" Bad Company.

THAT'S a classy wedding song...


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[Lacey29]

I can't wait to get married, I agree with Lacey, she looked beautiful, she sent me a picture.

Thank You, that was very sweet of you to say. :)

lost my pen, damn it.

[Lacey29]

[quote]I can't wait to get married, I agree with Lacey, she looked beautiful, she sent me a picture.


speaking of PRETTY......You are a knock out! My offer still stands on the tiara!!!!!!!!!! :)

lost my pen, damn it.

[IrishAlkey]

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[Iamnotatool]

lol roflmao a/s/l?

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[NewYorkDragons80]

I actually just did Sabre Guard/was a guest at a friend's wedding on Sunday. It was too perfect. Right on the water in Island Parkperfect day, decent food, Best Man gave a superb speech, the guests actually danced, good times had by all.

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[Mike Teacher]

Well, my wedding was a blast except for me being about 350 lbs and drinky drinkerton, and marrying a chick who thought that was just fine; and now she's wondering why that same person when 2.5 years sober and 120 pounds lighter might not be the same person she walked down the aisle?

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Now on to important matters; a wedding on april 12th 1984? was wonderful; nice outside tent; and then the snow started. It was so cold we all just stood there shaking watching our breath as we poured as much booze as we could into our systems. And we watched the snowflakes.

They rented those big Cannon-looking heaters you see on the sidelines. One drunk lady wanted a little more heat, so she moved the thing, pivoting it so it burned a nice giant black spot on another guests mink coat. This marriage did not last.



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[Jennitalia]

I went to a friend's wedding a couple of years ago. The reception was at a vineyard. So I was drinking wine as if it were water. When I drink, I don't really eat, so I had nothing else in my system. Plus, the place was kinda small, and nobody was dancing. I can't remember if there was even a dance floor. Next thing I know Jon was walking me to the car to take me home, because I threw up in the bathroom. I ended up throwing up again in the parking lot, and some of it got on his car. He said I was yelling at him to go away, which I probably did...because I didn't want him watching me throw up. I'm considerate like that. I passed out right after that and was out the entire 2 hour ride home.
I'm such a hot date

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[Iamnotatool]

Did you at least pass out with your mouth open so he could enjoy HIS ride home? I'm sure the flies buzzing around your vomit infested mouth wouldn't have stopped me from using your mouth as a cum depository after puking in my car.

Fair is fair.

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[Lacey29]

You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with
about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up
on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at
their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them
weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just
standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned
to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded
crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first
thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through
with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the
bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception,
and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in
front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of
church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?


Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends................$32,000.


Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.................................$ 3,000.


Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.............................$ 8,500.


The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man..........Priceless.


There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.


now THAT is a WEDDING experience, yall may have already heard it...but D-D-DAAAAAAMN!

lost my pen, damn it.

[fiestygal]

Now on to important matters; a wedding on april 12th 1984? was wonderful; nice outside tent; and then the snow started. It was so cold we all just stood there shaking watching our breath as we poured as much booze as we could into our systems. And we watched the snowflakes.



that sounded very lovely - wow you were wicked young by my calculations




What did the 5 fingers say to the face..


SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!


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