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Gwen
06-14-2004, 07:33 AM
<a href=http://money.cnn.com/2004/06/11/news/fortune500/barbie_fashion/index.htm?cnn=yes>Mattel set to launch Barbie clothing line and make up line for women</a>.

Well, its good for a laugh at least.

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Tall_James
06-14-2004, 07:35 AM
They're also doing a "Ken" line of clothing for the gentlemen. There's no flys or zippers on any of the pants because of Ken's lack of genitallia.


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Freakshow
06-14-2004, 07:52 AM
Do you have to be 39-18-33 for these clothes to fit?

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JPMNICK
06-14-2004, 07:55 AM
This is one step below those stupid t-shirts girls wear that have the playboy symbol on them. Here's a hint, you are not hot enough to be in playboy and I can almost gaurentee you are not skinny enough to be a barie.

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Tenbatsuzen
06-14-2004, 02:14 PM
Do you have to be 39-18-33 for these clothes to fit?



And have you ever seen Barbie's shoes? Gwen, your feet are gonna need a whole lotta training.



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GwEnYpOo
06-14-2004, 02:34 PM
I like it how everybody over looks the fact that the clothes are horrible and are probably cheap quality.
They sure do look it .

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grlNIN
06-14-2004, 06:37 PM
I like it how everybody over looks the fact that the clothes are horrible and are probably cheap quality.
They sure do look it .


Quality aside those coats are in great vintage styles and i would wear a couple of them. If that's makes me a queer, well then i guess i'm a queer but atleast i'll look better than you.

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Fallon
06-14-2004, 07:03 PM
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
http://www.phonelosers.org/cwp/cwp_aqua2.jpg

The chick that used to be in Aqua (Lene Nystrom) is smokin' hot now. Downloaded a couple of her UK music videos. Nice!

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skullcrush
08-04-2004, 03:24 AM
aww. you are my barbie!

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scorpion
08-04-2004, 08:01 AM
Ok so you want to have plastic boobs and no genitalia?

I think your great as you are now.

Thats just my opinion...


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JustJon
08-04-2004, 07:08 PM
Quality aside those coats are in great vintage styles and i would wear a couple of them. If that's makes me a queer, well then i guess i'm a queer but atleast i'll look better than you.


Don't worry, ninny, there's a post that makes you look butch...


And have you ever seen Barbie's shoes?




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Yerdaddy
08-04-2004, 07:43 PM
If I see a chick in Barbie clothes I'm going to have a hard time not jacking off using her legs like dick pliers when my sister isn't around. Fair warning.

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