Fork me? Fork you!

[Furtherman]

Woman put fork in lover (http://silive.com/news/advance/index.ssf?/base/news/1086961685200470.xml)

This woman should try out for The Next Action Hero. She already has her own catch phrase.

"She stuck a fork in me and said, 'You're done,'" said the boy friend




Sohmer, 48, insisted the two were joking around while eating lunch, but things escalated out of control, with Ms. Dattilo jabbing him four times with a fork.


Did things get out of control before or after you mentioned that you f'd her sister? HMM?

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[Jennitalia]

[ "She stuck a fork in me and said, 'You're done,'" said the boy friend



That's so funny. I just would've told him to eat me.

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[Patches]

unforkinbelievable.

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[Fallon]

Then a bird flew into her head, like it couldn't avoid it. Weird!

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[Mike Teacher]

did the fork come out moist?

If so, put it back in and bake for another 15-20 minutes; or until it comes out dry.

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[SatCam]

Was she a fan of this woman?
http://www.virtualvoyage.com/celeb/J_M/picture/juliadreyfus.jpg

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This message was edited by SatCam on 6-16-04 @ 5:42 PM

[Recyclerz]

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