The secret to winning elections? Pens...

[wilee]

I attended my annual state convention last week and threw my hat into the ring for what I intended to be the last time. This year, I didn't go overboard on pamphlets and position papers like I had previously, and I didn't include an ad in the program book as I had for the previous years.

I passed out pens.

They had my name on them and the position I was running for and apparently did the trick. This year I was running for a 2-year term in a National office as opposed to a 1-year state position, and won- In a landslide. 587 to 64.

In previous years, I had always come pretty damn close, but missed by like 20-30 vote swings. Now, by simply handing out writing implements and giving my usual visits around the state, I was able to garner a 9 to 1 margin.

Maybe Bush and Kerry should try this?

Oh, and on top of this, I also received another National appointment by the National organization. 2 jobs for the price of one. When it rains it pours. I better go out and buy some lottery tickets.

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[Snoogans]

so give me a job, heading up a panel on marijuana law reform or something

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[Jennitalia]

Congratulations, Wilee!

But I keep reading this as penis, not pens.


You'd always have my vote, penis or pen.

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[Patches]

The pen didn't work out too well for Dole...

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[Tall_James]

Congrats Wilee! Let the absolute power start corrupting...ABSOLUTELY!!!

Seriously, get me a patronage job or something.


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[Snoogans]

get in line behind the weed commitee james

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[wilee]

Snoog,

I'll see if I can get you a confirmation. The only caveat is there's no sampling...

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[Snoogans]

thats ok, if the committee does its job, itll be legal in 14 months


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[A.J.]

The secret to winning elections? Pens...


It sure isn't Clark bars.

Good luck wilee!

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