Vandalism

[Katylina]

Hooray! Summer is here, and all of the teenagers are out of school. Do you know what they do at night? They come to the school where I work, spread feces on the windows, break in at 4 am just to steal a globe and a radio.

I came to work today to see cops and detectives in classroom 3, where the stupid asshole teenagers broke in the window. We share a school with "troubled" teenagers, so they are suspect for the breaking and entering.

When we take the little ones outside on the field to play, we find condoms, beer cans and other assorted things. They sneak over the fence at night and party it up.

I hope they install a camera or have a night security guard now that our school was broken into. What's even scarier is that I sometimes go there on weekends when no one is there to make curriculum or do extra work. I was in there this Sunday with my friend dropping off the shopping cart. This makes me feel very unsafe.



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[SatCam]

Have you shown Ed yet? I'm sure if he cought the kids he'd kick their asses for mis-using feces. Feces should stay inside the bathroom (or atleast inside the picnic basket)

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[Katylina]

Ed was very fascinated by my feces story.

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[DJEvelEd]

I'm a sucker for a F‘ces story with a happy ending.

Kat, I didn't realize how well you discharge F‘ces in the pool. The anal release and kick away is a great cover up for diarrhea but I was swimming with big chunky floaters. The water was unusually warm near you sweetie ;)

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[Def Dave in SC]

Wow, this gag has grown incredibly stale, Ed.

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[Iamnotatool]

I agree, how about more penis talk Dave

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[FUNKMAN]

not much you can do other than have police do more drive-by's, possibly put cameras , or hire a security guard for off-hours...

oh that's right, all our money is being spent in Iraq

sorry, watch out for the broken glass with feaces on it, can give you a bad case of Hep C - C is for crap...

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[Wormwood]

break in at 4 am just to steal a globe and a radio


I came from a town where the kids would break into the school and the only thing stolen would be the triple beam balances from the science rooms.

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[SatCam]

I came from a town where the kids would break into the school and the only thing stolen would be the triple beam balances from the science rooms.

Did they, by any chance, also steal the one gram weights?

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[DJEvelEd]

Wow, this gag has grown incredibly stale,


If your nose was any more up my ass, you would be milking my prostate...


OK.........Lets see........LETS MAKE DAVE HAPPY!!!

How about a skit then:

EvelEd: "C'mon Deaf Dave, Milk my prostate!!!"

DeafDave: "WHAT?"

EvelEd: "Put something in my ass boy!!!

DeafDave: "WHAT?"

EvelEd: "Hey! Are you fucking deaf boy?"

DeafDave: "No I'M DEF!!!

EvelEd: "WHAT?"

Eds Grandma: "WHAT ABOUT MY SPONGEBATH DEAF DAVE?"

DeafDave: "No way lady!!! I can smell your vagina from here!!!

*Evel Eds Grandma jumps on Deaf Dave and they roll on the floor. There is a sucking & popping sound as grandma's lips stick to the floor as they roll around together*

Eds Grandma: "SPONGEBATH!!! SPONGEBATH!!! I NEED A SPONGEBATH!!!!"

DeafDave: "OK LADY OK!!! HERE *rub* *rub* "Nicey nice, here lemme get under there for ya"

Eds Grandma: "Put it more inside there.....yes that's it.....deeper.....deeper......HEY!!! who has their thumb in my ass???

tenbatsuzen "I'm here for the incontinent old woman on the rotisseree party."

DeafDave: "You take the mouth first. it's all gummy/cummy."

EvelEd: "That's HOTT!!! I'm defenitely adding some jack sauce to this cookout. Let's all sing now:

"Grandma on the rotisseree"
"Bang her in the pee & the poo"
"Grandma on the rotisseree"
"You can cum inside her too"

Is that ANY better Dave? Yeah I know....go fuck myself.... :(

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ROTFLMFAO

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[Hottub]

Right now they are spreading F‘ces on the windows, breaking into my neighbor's house just to steal a globe and a radio.

And these hooligans better stay off of my lawn!!

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[Katylina]

The shit is still on the window today. I don't know why I would expect anything different because the custodians don't even know how to clean a bathroom properly.

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[FUNKMAN]

Kat,

you would have to agree that knowing whether there was water on Mars some billion years ago is much more important than your safety... and don't forget the rocks


i'm kidding

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[Duke]

i hate it.... a few years ago kids put some graffti on a chruch and some other places around town of course they took it off where it was on the chruch but the other stuff is right on a busy road and makes our street look like some bad area....


its a shame what america's future is doing



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[JohnnyCash]

Damn savages in this town...

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[bigbaldirish]

I came from a town where the kids would break into the school and the only thing stolen would be the triple beam balances from the science rooms.



and shopping for drums at the same time. boy the jazz band teacher was pissed.

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