View Full Version : POOTER!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?
Carter
09-16-2001, 08:39 AM
Returtn to us you dementedly sick humorous being!
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IkeaBoy
09-16-2001, 08:44 AM
he's busy burying a child in the woods
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reeshy
09-16-2001, 08:46 AM
Pooter,
If you come back, I'll give you twin, toothless 5 year old korean boys!!!
I'm finished with them!!!
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The Blowhard
09-16-2001, 08:49 AM
The Toot is fine. He's raising hell on The Backstreet Boy's message board.
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JustJon
09-16-2001, 10:31 AM
He's sp[ending the day molesting children in the park.
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iscream22
09-16-2001, 11:45 AM
*sing to scooby doo opening*
Pooter pooter toot, where are you?
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TomPoo
09-16-2001, 12:36 PM
I think he is busy making a new sig pic for his 2000th post
I am scared
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HordeKing1
09-16-2001, 03:34 PM
I was concerned as are you all, and spoke to him very briefly. He is as OK as anyone can expect to be now.
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erinmoran
09-16-2001, 05:22 PM
Forget Pooter!!!.....Has anyone see Big Al Sharpton??......What about The reverend Jesse??
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Last I talked to him, he told me if I was lactose intolerant that meant I was gay. Then he left to wallpaper his room with money.
I can't figure that dude out for shit.
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EffMeBoobs
09-16-2001, 08:56 PM
I spoke to him earlier and he gives his regards to everyone but he has his hands full showing little boys at his local YMCA how to make little origami bears.
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Pootertoot
09-17-2001, 07:28 PM
Thanks for everyone's concern, unfortunately as of late I can't bring myself to ravage a young boy's ass, let alone post.
Maybe I'll get the energy to post at length soon, but right now I'm just watching and waiting.
The only thing I can say is I urge everyone to drop any political or religious agenda you have right now and work united. There are people dead underneath tons of rubble, and people are angry that Hillary Clinton is showing her face, or that kids don't salute our flag (because of religious beliefs, just in case you didn't know)...how the fuck is that helping anyone?
We're all in this together, don't sweat the small shit because that just takes our minds off the bigger picture...lives have been lost, lives are at stake.
Also, I understand you need a vacation from all the pain and suffering, but to complain that it's still all over the news...this has changed the fucking world. This has affected people's lives in ways most of us can NEVER imagine. But because you want to watch fucking Friends, you say it's time to move on? Shut the fuck up and pop in a tape. This is happening whether you like it or not, whether you want to face it or not.
Finally, this pacifist vs. warmonger bullshit has got to stop. I, personally, am not going to fight in this war, in any war. But I fully support everyone that is going to fight in this war, I'm not judging them, it's incredibly fucking noble of them. But as much as I respect your decision, respect mine. I didn't ask for this, you didn't ask for this, just as much as the people that died at the WTC didn't ask for this. They just wanted to fall in love, maybe have a family, grow old, and die on their own time. They didn't want their lives ended by fucking politics, by the fact that people OTHER THAN THEMSELVES can't live in this world in peace. If it's your decision to give your life to this country, I support you fully. I'd like to keep a hold on to my life and do what I can from home. Respect that, and that's it. Same goes for the shitheads that aren't supporting our military in this. This is, plain and simple, us trying to ensure that something like this never happens again. We're not getting involved in foreign affairs, anything objectionable, THEY BLEW US UP. WE ARE STOPPING THAT. Hug a fucking soldier, they're doing the job that needs to be done when we need it most.
I've been writing this so long, I've lost my train of thought, but I want all those of you who don't think that you're helping enough out there that by that simple thought, you're helping more than you could imagine. Your empathy is remarkably beautiful, and the world thanks you. Moral support is just as valuable as anything else right now...look, it's only been six days and already people are bickering about petty shit. You're a rare breed, and you're doing great as it is.
So thanks for your concern, I'll be around, if anyone wants to talk to me, MulderManX or SlfCalledNowhere on AIM. Keep giving blood long after this is all over, as you can see, it's extremely important. Support NY, support your local police and firemen, drop your fucking politics and unite as one.
I'll get back to kidtouching soon, in the meantime, I'll wave my flag and just think about a 5 year old boy sitting and spinning on the flag pole.
You all fucking rock, I hope you're all okay. Much love.
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EffMeBoobs
09-17-2001, 07:49 PM
Very well said, I don't think anyone could have explained it any better. That was the most wonderfully written collection of thoughts on this whole situation I've read to date. You have addressed all facets of emotion on the emotional scale. It's amazing how people lose their dignity only 6 days after the matter at hand and pretend it didn't happen. It's the best perspective I've read by anyone so far. Kudos to Pootertoot! Oh and wb, we missed you dearly and your kid touching antics too!
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Carter
09-18-2001, 03:16 PM
he's so dreamy
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JustJon
09-18-2001, 06:30 PM
my dreams usually have me atop a pyramid in sun god robes while naked women throw pickles at me.
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Pootertoot
09-18-2001, 06:37 PM
I had a dream once where two girls I knew had sex with a mummy. Not a living, Brendan Frasier mummy, but a Museum of Natural History Mummy. Parts kept snapping off inside them. It wasn't very erotic.
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HordeKing1
09-18-2001, 08:15 PM
JON - You as a godlike entity (symbolizing ultimate power) surrounded by naked women (symbolizing your devoted followers who must worship you) throwing pickles at you? Shall I continue? ;)
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HordeKing1
09-18-2001, 08:20 PM
POOTERTOOT - It depends what culture you're in.
Some cultures refer to sex as "a little death." Some cultures say they are "going" rather then say they are "coming."
Still others almost worship the penis, and the sperm which comes from it. They believe that the sperm which is necessary for male virility, must be offered to the during sex, (giving up a portion of his virility), to bring life into the world.
Then again many of these cultures have their warrior men, giving blow jobs to adolescents, as a means of regaining this lost virility. (Yes, they swallow, that's the whole point of what they do, but it is not considered by thier culture to be homosexual.)
The mummy penis breaking off in your girlfriend's vagina would be seen among those cultures as the ultimate sacrifice a man could make to help bring a child into the world.
Hmmm. This is still not very erotic.
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reeshy
09-18-2001, 08:29 PM
SHIT-that's gotta hurt!!!!
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JustJon
09-18-2001, 08:47 PM
hey HK, ever see Real Genius. The character of Chris was based on me. ;)
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