OMG! Mutant Children are here! Call Senator Kelly!

[Tall_James]

Somewhere in Germany is a baby Superman, born in Berlin with bulging arm and leg muscles. Not yet 5, he can hold seven-pound weights with arms extended, something many adults cannot do. He has muscles twice the size of other kids his age and half their body fat.

DNA testing showed why: The boy has a genetic mutation that boosts muscle growth.


How come Cerebro didn't find this kid? (enough with the X-Men references already!) (http://www.dailycamera.com/bdc/nation_world_news/article/0,1713,BDC_2420_2984793,00.html)


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[schmega]

maybe the fuhrer vas on to somefing!

http://gilseed.home.acedsl.com/spsig.jpg

[ADF]

I think Nietzsche predicted this.

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[Mike Teacher]

I think Nietzsche predicted this.


OK, ADF is officially the smartest person on this board, in my opion.

Also Sprach Zarathustra!

The Uber-Mensch!



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[JPMNICK]

Link to MSNBC (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5278028/)

There is a pic of him on the page

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[Hoojibs]

Xavier has already been in contact with him.

If he had heightened senses and a healing ability, I'd be impressed.

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[blakjeezis]

OK, ADF is officially the smartest person on this board, in my opion.


Really? No offense to ADF, but the smartest person on the board for knowing about Nietschze's uber-mensch? Anyone who graduated high school should at least be able to link the 2 things, even if they can't write a paper on them.

Now on to the topic at hand - It's a shame the kid didn't inherit some gene that would cause his penis to grow. Did you see that thing? Ha! Even I put him to shame, and I'm no 'Don Johnson', you know.

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[Freakshow]

Yeah, we all shown have known something was up when he strangled those serpents that were sent to his crib.


Has Steinbrenner signed him to play first base yet?

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[Tall_James]

Yeah, we all shown have known something was up when he strangled those serpents that were sent to his crib.

Or when he lifted Pa Kent's truck when they found him in the field.


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[Mike Teacher]

Really? No offense to ADF, but the smartest person on the board for knowing about Nietschze's uber-mensch? Anyone who graduated high school should at least be able to link the 2 things, even if they can't write a paper on them.


My experience with high school students states, perhaps from grading a CAHSEE question involving this; perhaps 80% had absolutely no idea what was being talked about.

Or what Also Sprach [Spake] Tharathustra is.

[Edit: Hey i'll throw it out here. Anyonw wanna give a non-Googled summation of Also Spprach Zarathustra? Just what you know about it, now, reading this sentence. No cheating! I see you back there Zinsky!]

Also; Blackjeezus, I pray you are right and i am wrong.



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[Tall_James]

Or what Also Sprach [Spake] Tharathustra is.

It was Elvis' entrance music.


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[Freebird]

More important, it's Ric Flair's entrance music.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Now about this kid, don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

[Mike Teacher]

It's a shame the kid didn't inherit some gene that would cause his penis to grow.


Have you tried the Penis Enlargement Resource Center?

1. Penile Ballooning Technique
2. Herbal Supplement

and ya Gotta Love:

3. Stretching Devices and Weight Hanging - Many different types of stretching devices for penis enlargement are on the market.

Even including [those are copy and paste folks, not me]

Expert Commentary on Penis Stretching and Weight Hanging Provided By. Dr. Mitchell McNiff

But Beware [again, copy and paste]

Fatal Consequences
of Excessive Masturbation

is also there.


Penis Enlargement Resource Center (http://www.herballove.com/library/resource/penisenlargement/stretch.asp)

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[Furtherman]

Anyone who graduated high school should at least be able to link the 2 things, even if they can't write a paper on them.


On Earth 2.

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[TwiztidRock]

Rumor is the kid wasn't born naturally, or by c-section. He just got tires of being in the womb, and punched his way out.

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[TheMojoPin]

When you look into the abyss...the abyss looks back into you.

I just know of Nietschze and his philosophies because he's the "easy" one. All of my poseur friends in high school or college that wanted to seem "deep" would go around, hauling his books with them (Which they would selective quote from, but never read), and attempt to expound on the miseries and failings of mankind while somehow wearing six different shades of black at the same time.

I actually got into him when I heard Joe Schuster and Jerry Siegal based much of their initial designs of Superman on the idea of the "uber-mensch."

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[ADF]

Not only am I the smartest man alive, I'm also Allah and Vishnu rolled into one.

.

http://www.somesuch.org/images/rhymes.jpg

<center><a href="http://somesuch.org" target="_blank"><img src="http://somesuch.org/sigpics/topato.jpg"></a><i><br><br><b>blablam!</i></b></center>

[Tall_James]

[quote]Not only am I the smartest man alive, I'm also Allah and Vishnu rolled into one.

.

http://www.somesuch.org/images/rhymes.jpg

ADF - You HAVE to use that as your mod pic. It's priceless.


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[ADF]

Notify your local admin and it will probably get done.

<center><a href="http://somesuch.org" target="_blank"><img src="http://somesuch.org/sigpics/topato.jpg"></a><i><br><br><b>blablam!</i></b></center>

[TheMojoPin]

Only if somebody shrinks it for us.

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[ADF]

http://www.somesuch.org/images/rhymes2.jpg

<center><a href="http://somesuch.org" target="_blank"><img src="http://somesuch.org/sigpics/topato.jpg"></a><i><br><br><b>blablam!</i></b></center>

[TheMojoPin]

It can be 100 X 100 if you want.

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[ADF]

Actually, I like this one better.

Edit: 100x100, you say? maybe that'll be more viewable.

http://www.somesuch.org/images/rhymes3.gif

<center><a href="http://somesuch.org" target="_blank"><img src="http://somesuch.org/sigpics/topato.jpg"></a><i><br><br><b>blablam!</i></b></center>

This message was edited by ADF on 6-24-04 @ 11:59 PM

[ADF]

This is a lot of work for the amusement of Tall James.

http://www.somesuch.org/images/rhymes4.gif

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[ADF]

I now have two mod quotes that aren't even quotes! I'm king of the non-verbal mod quotes!

<center><a href="http://somesuch.org" target="_blank"><img src="http://somesuch.org/sigpics/topato.jpg"></a><i><br><br><b>blablam!</i></b></center>

[FMJeff]

its not really a blessing...they say the boy could have heart problems...

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It made my heart sing.

[Tall_James]

This is a lot of work for the amusement of Tall James.

This is the best that the "Make A Wish" people could come up with for me.


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[SatCam]

For the past five years this boy has been living and we hear about it NOW?

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[Patches]

cuz he just broke out of the Fuhrer's secret lab.

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[SatCam]

Is this kid's name Uber?

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[Marist Mike]

[quote]
OMG! Mutant Children are here! Call Senator Kelly!
[/qu

Didn't he become a mutant though

[FoulMouthElmo3]

Hi Ya,Ron Fez.Did You Guys miss Me?........ MAYBE NOT!!!!!!!!I would call in but I dont have L.D.Calling.I dont know where the hell this is going,i hope Ron Fez sees it,this is Your old buddie Elmo,the real one,I NOT F!%$#ING DEAD!!!!!!...... I LIVE MOTHER F#%*@ER'S.

[Furtherman]

Another one has been born.

FROG BOY!

Woman 'gives birth to frog' (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1003174.html)

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[jeffdwright2001]

Sounds like Froggy went a courtin'

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v297/jeffdwright2001/Twain_quote.jpg

[Tall_James]

The paper claims the mother-of-two, from the south-eastern city of Iranshahr, unwittingly picked up the larva when she swam in a dirty pool.

I knew a guy who got crabs from sitting on a public toilet seat.

9 months later - this came out of his ass....

http://www.game-revolution.com/games/pc/action/postal_2_lobster.jpg


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[Furtherman]

Major press picking up on Aquaboy! A picture should be available soon.

Better start building that Hall of Justice.

Iranian woman 'gives birth to frog' (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3844441.stm)

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[Furtherman]

And here comes.... uh..... Tall Man!

8'4 and still growing.... (http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/07/12/tallest.man.ap/index.html)

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[Furtherman]

It's HAIRBOY!!!

http://channels.netscape.com/fotosrch/2/20040818SHA08D.jpg

China's 'Hairboy' Aspires to Be a Rock Star (http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-PLS&idq=/ff/story/0002/20040817/2204592761.htm&photoid=20040818SHA08D)



"People laughed at me and called me 'caveman'. I used to throw stones back and fight them as a kid


Well, that doesn't help your image.

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[Furtherman]

Another Superboy. The German one is 8, this one is 3.

Will they become a Super-Duo? Or arch enemies?

"Superkid," 3, Moves Furniture, Weights (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/04/02/earlyshow/health/main4912859.shtml)

Liam likely has a condition called myostatin-related muscle hypertrophy, which means his body has very little fat and enlarged muscle fibers that make him really strong.

Because of his fast metabolism, Liam needs to eats constantly, as many as six meals a day to avoid a caloric deficit.

And, Ashton has been told, because he's so strong -- he falls, for instance, without getting hurt -- Liam's not learning the appropriate fear judgment of a child testing his or her limits.

[A.J.]

Sounds like:

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/4836/bambam.gif

[topless_mike]

he's gonna be like the hulk, except the whole turning green, growing big, and being portrayed by horrible acting.

seriously. his parents are gonna have a fucking rough time teaching this kid to walk away.
kids fight, and if he's that strong, he's really going to hurt somebody badly.
bless them, cause college will end up free, but still...

[Furtherman]

We are all mutants say scientists (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8227442.stm)

Each of us has at least 100 new mutations in our DNA, according to research published in the journal Current Biology.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46307000/jpg/_46307715_g340156-designer_baby_conceptual_artwork-spl_body.jpg

[cougarjake13]

its just evolution evolving