Here "comes" the judge!

[sr71blackbird]

"On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge
Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the
bench," the petition reads.


Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson's court and police officers called to testify in
trials, said in the petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a penis pump during trials and
saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. The
witnesses said the pump sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.


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[A.J.]

I think he misunderstood the term "all rise".

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Isn't that in direct violation of the penal code?

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Thanks M1! Again!

I try to comprehend you but I have a dyslexic heart.

[FUNKMAN]

he was considered to be very <strong>hard-on</strong> criminals

[FUNKMAN]

he lived by the motto &quot; spare the <strong>rod</strong> spoil the criminal &quot;...

[reeshy]

He likes to put &quot;Extentions&quot; on their sentences!!!

[FUNKMAN]

his favorite movie is <strong>Flacid</strong> Lake

[FUNKMAN]

didn't he get caught playing the banjo naked one time?

[DarkHippie]

He'll probably get off with a slap on the wrist, or aquited by a hung jury

[FUNKMAN]

hopefully if he gets arrested it won't be long before he gets mastur um i mean probation... my bad