)) Major Forum Announcement ((

[Doomsday]

Attention, all halfwits.

.......you are all losers. Your parents were losers and you're all doing a most glorious job of following the tradition. This forum is nothing more then a collection of various newbies, lackwits, and sex deprived virgins from around the 'net.

I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part I am forced to have to share oxygen with you freaks. So do the universe a favor and mistake a shotgun for your fathers penis and stick it down your throat.

This forum has got to be one of the largest and currently longest running circle jerk of pussies and worthless bottom-feeders the net has ever seen. Congratulations folks, you've made history!

Considering the status as lowly rejects that you all currently possess, this is probably the last
time you'll ever hear that comment.

Come on and respond dorks so I can systematically rip your heads off like the pathetic bitchboy and tard'gals that you so obviously are.

[jafter]

Dude, Who pissed in your corn flakes? "Lighten up, Francis. One of these listeners might save your life one of these days." "Then again maybe we won't."

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[Reephdweller]

*yawn*


Another newbie trying to mouth off and add drama, that's something we never see here.

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[scorpion]

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[jeffdwright2001]

Attention, all halfwits.

.......you are all losers. Your parents were losers and you're all doing a most glorious job of following the tradition. This forum is nothing more then a collection of various newbies, lackwits, and sex deprived virgins from around the 'net.

For the most part accurate and I've made peace with that.

And while we may be halfwits, if this is your shining example of superlative brilliance, then I fear the majority of this board is still a "half" step ahead of you.

If it's merely a joke, then please re-read the above paragraph as it still applies.

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[sr71blackbird]

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[Tall_James]

Better this than his coming to grips with his homosexuality through violence.


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[jeffdwright2001]

Better this than his coming to grips with his homosexuality through violence.
As long as it's masochism, I don't see any problems.

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[walking joint]

my new favorite poster.

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[Tall_James]

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[DemonPenquin]

Shocking?

Im not sure if I was told off by someone upset (if that be the case why try to prove how "big a loser" we all are by posting in the very place that makes us said "losers"), or just by a 12 year old with a keyboard.

Have fun being angry, incase you didnt catch it from the above posters, you really failed in getting us all "riled" up. Congrats.

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[ADF]

Ooooh, darn you! You're a doodie head!

Sorry.. for the language, but posts like this just get me feeling so ornery that I feel like I'll explode if I don't just say something.

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[grlNIN]

Original.

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<br>Don't know about you
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[irishkb]

oh no... i now need to look at my life and see where i have gone wrong that has lead me to this place.... oh thank you sooo much Doomsday for making me realize this... yeah right ahhahhahaaaaaaaaa... here is a question for you Mr. Doomsday.... who is a bigger loser... the people on this board for entertaining themselves through a good forum with quality people or the person who takes the time to register on a message board only to make 2 posts and one of them is to bash the people of the board that he or she just joined.... hmmmmmm i wonder....

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[fiestygal]

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What did the 5 fingers say to the face..


SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!


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THANX TENB

[BrownTown]

This half-wit has got to know what Doomsday's 1st post was. I'm beyond intrigued with following the chain of events that brought this outburst on.

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[barramac]

wow combined logging into forums with cut and paste - shock on dude

<p> God I miss Billy

[mikeyboy]

Did anyone read either of this guy's retard posts and think to themselves "What the hell is Doomstone doing?"

Damned similar board names!

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[East Side Dave]

So do the universe a favor and mistake a shotgun for your fathers penis and stick it down your throat.


I do! It's my family's Thanksgiving tradition!!

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[Freakshow]

Yes, I thought the same thing mikeyboy. I even had a snappy response that, alas, now I cannot use.



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[East Side Dave]

tard'gals



Are these the same as Pixie Stix? MMMMMMM, sugar!!!

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[schmega]

welcome!

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[stickyfingers]

This forum has got to be one of the largest and currently longest running circle jerk of pussies and worthless bottom-feeders the net has ever seen. Congratulations folks, you've made history!


We couldn't have done it without your help.



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[curtoid]

I prefer to look at my wit as half full, thank you very much.




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"Don't believe everything you read on message boards." - RB

[Mike Teacher]

You GOTTA love the Doom-O-Nator:

1. Ripping all the peeps who use the forum

and then


Come on and respond


2. Asking, yes, requesting people to respond so that Doom can...

Use The Forum!!

Nice!!!!

Welcome Aboard!
:)

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[stickyfingers]

Doom,

its not too late to show up for the softball game this sunday.



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[Arienette]

is it wrong that i want to do the sarcasm detector?

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[JeremiahTrotter]

Jeremiah Trotter is no halfwit.

You best stay far away from the Sports forum, fool. Or i'll sack your ass like you was Quincy Carter. Or Andy Reid.

Fool.


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[angrymissy]

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[TwiztidRock]

Wow, Doomsday has made me think. I wanted to be cool. I was debating on becoming a regular poster on this forum, or buying a Motorcycle. I decided the forum would be the way to go. So what this guy is saying is, posting=not cool. Damn, I should have bought that Harley, oh well, looks like I'm going to have to keep going on this message board thing. I figure, I'm a loser anyway, so now I can hang with more losers.

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This message was edited by TwiztidRock on 6-25-04 @ 12:08 PM

[Furtherman]

I found out who Doomsday is. His name is Regis and he's very angry that you are all toiling on this messageboard and not watching his show.

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[TheMojoPin]

What?

It's not like he was lying.

He's just very protective of the "Off Topic" forum. He saw what's happened to the "Wrestling" forum and got scared.

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[JohnnyCash]

Welcome to the board.

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Thank You Reefdwella

[canofsoup15]

His first post: It's Your Lucky Day. In which he claims that he is our lord and savior Jesus Christ and that he has come back to judge us. (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/39147/page/It_s_your_lucky_day.htm)

Jesus...Jesus, why are you so angry. You need to calm down, I know the world has gone to hell and everything, but that's no need to rag on people such as ourselves. Why don't you do something fun, stop judging people and go out and get hammered, ride a pony, do something.

Good day, sah.

I SAID GOOD DAY!

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[ChickenHawk]

Careful what you say people. Looks like we got ourselves a...

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[keithy_19]

I think someone needs a hug!

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[JustJon]

sorry, I can't take anyone who uses aol to login seriously.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Death Metal Annie (http://unhallowed.com/sigs/DMA.jpg) sez

GET BENT!!!

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Thanks M1! Again!

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[Iamnotatool]

Nothing major about this announcement. We've got a keyboard cowboy on our hands...

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[IrishAlkey]

This guy rocks!

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[TheGameHHH]

alkey beat me to it, but i really like this dude

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[SatCam]

Hello my future girlfriend.

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[Snoogans]

funny how your reading and posting in the forum with the halfwits you claim you cant stand to share your air with.your one of those wonderful assholes who feels so shitty about himself and his situation, that the only way to think you feel better is to try to make everyone else feel as bad.
what you dont realize is, that because of this little tirade, you made everyone on this board who has never posted a faggity little tirade, not realizing his own self has to be included, look like the greatest person on the planet.

see even if you feel that way, and it comes to be true, which it isnt, by you opening your mouth, you look like a bigger, and very jealous, asshole.

and btw, STOP READING THE FUCKIN SITE IF IT ANNOYS YOU SO MUCH. your worse then us cause you make fun of what we do while you're sitting there, reading and being consumed with all of us.

YOU NEED US

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[Iamnotatool]

Yeah!

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[ag]

whats the matter doomsday Mommy didnt pay enough attention to you when you were younger? Aww wuts da matter Mommy and Daddy arent hugging and kissing you enough? Oh look everyone I found a picture of Doomsday, Hey Mr Doomsday, are you so upset because Mommy made you dress like this??

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[mikeyboy]

Why are people even reacting to this tool?

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[Iamnotatool]

1st of all...


Whay are people even reacting to this tool


Watch your mouth pipsqueek



and 2ndly






Wow, Doomsday has made me think. I wanted to be cool. I was debating on becoming a regular poster on this forum, or buying a Motorcycle. I decided the forum would be the way to go. So what this guy is saying is, posting=not cool. Damn, I should have bought that Harley, oh well, looks like I'm going to have to keep going on this message board thing. I figure, I'm a loser anyway, so now I can hang with more losers



Be more funny. At least make SOME sense. The Harley will cost money, where as this is a free message board.

You had the loser part right though

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[TwiztidRock]

Be more funny. At least make SOME sense. The Harley will cost money, where as this is a free message board.

You had the loser part right though



Ok, this would make more sence. I was going to steal a Harley, or post. Is that ok with you? I'm sorry I didn't make you laugh. F'n Tool.

All of a sudden we have to make sence here. If you don't like what I have to say, screw ya. Nobody tells me what to do, not even me. Bop now it's mine. Did that make sence?

Hey Imnotatool, can you go around and check all my posts and make sure they are funny, and they all correct in every single way. Douche, way to pick on a new poster. I always heard this forum was notorious for picking on the "new kids." Shut up!
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This message was edited by TwiztidRock on 6-28-04 @ 9:54 AM

[Iamnotatool]

I don't have time to keep track of your drivel.

I will tell you that sence isn't a word. I believe what you were trying to say is that you have no common "sense"

Dumbass

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[TheMojoPin]

Hey, that's great.

Now cut it out.

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[TwiztidRock]

I don't have time to keep track of your drivel.

I will tell you that sence isn't a word. I believe what you were trying to say is that you have no common "sense"

Dumbass



OH MY GOD!!! Call the newpapers! Stop the presses! Someone has bad grammer on a message board!!!! I have never seen that before, some one hits the wrong key on a keybord, or is just not paying full attention to every single word and spells a few words wrong. I come from a long line of horrible spellers. I'll give you this, I suck. But you are still a tool, no matter how many times you correct me.


So far, just about everyone here has been cool. I've made spelling errors on other threads. I have posts that make no sense (thanks tool) and nobody seemed to care. I guess every board has a few assholes, on some boards, I'm that asshole. I guess Tool got beat up so much in High School he has to pick on someone on a message board to feel like he's the Big Man On Campus. As you can see, what you say to me has no effect on me at all. I'm just so bored here at work, I have nothing better to do than mess around here. I'll still post nonsense (thanks tool) and still spell words wrong, and still not be funny.

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This message was edited by TwiztidRock on 6-28-04 @ 10:43 AM

[walking joint]

yeah!!!

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[SatCam]

What's the major forum announcement?

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[fezident]

To quote the ever-wise BIG DADDY:


"You're not mad at ME, you're mad at your Father. IT'S OKAY.... I FORGIVE YOU!"



Fez 4 Prez!!

[Iamnotatool]

thanks tool


Thats "thanks, Iamnotatool"



I guess Tool got beat up so much in High School he has to pick on someone on a message board to feel like he's the Big Man On Campus.


I don't claim to be Joey Bigguy or Mikey Muscles, but I'm not exactly the type thats getting picked on on a daily basis.

I could really give 2 shits about spelling and/or grammar. I was fucking with you because you came in trying to be all shocking and/or funny, yet failed miserably in both attempts. You obviously broke open your sister/mother's thesaurus and found a bunch of big words you didn't know how to use, and threw them into your post.

That's ok. I wish you nothing but good times here.






I am truly sickened by the fact that due to some grand joke on someone else's part I am forced to have to share oxygen with you freaks.


You aren't forced. In fact, I'd be happy to put a stop to all that breathing you are doing thats getting in the way of you leaving us. Feel free to take me up on that anytime.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Lacey29]

gee, I wonder who this could be.......

lost my pen, damn it.

[Tenbatsuzen]

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<h1>Whoa!</h1>



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[TwiztidRock]

I was fucking with you because you came in trying to be all shocking and/or funny, yet failed miserably in both attempts.
How was I trying to be shocking? What was so shocking about, "I was going to buy a Harley." I was trying to be funny, and according to you, I failed. Fine, I'll move on and try again, and again, and again, and again...

I would never use a thesaurus. Hell, untill now I couldn't even spell thesaurus. Again, sorry if I didn't make you laugh, but I got a kick out of it. I'm just here to have fun, not to get into fights over something stupid, like my own sense (thanks Imnotatool) of humor.


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I'm not interesting
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This message was edited by TwiztidRock on 6-29-04 @ 2:26 PM

[Tall_James]

I click on this thread whenever it reappears in the hopes that I will see more than 2 posts credited to the author of this thread. I would love for him to come back and respond.

Pussy.


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[jeffdwright2001]

He can't respond. His parents took away the computer until he cleans his room.

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[Mike Teacher]

I click on this thread whenever it reappears in the hopes that I will see more than 2 posts credited to the author of this thread. I would love for him to come back and respond.


Mommy found out he stole her password. Happens all the time.

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[JesterOfSadness]

and I thought I was sad.......

"I am a broken soul. Tricked by many, and laughed at. For I feel nothing now since my whole life is nothing but a shallow grave awaiting its prize"-Me

[keithy_19]

Major Forum Annoucnement:


KeithyBoBeefy has been voted the board's sappiest mother fucker on the board. Thank you all, you may now return to your regular activities.

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