JFK's Want Ad for Producer

[stickyfingers]

Major Market Experience Required (http://www.infinityradio.com/jobs/listing.tin?jobID=155000142)


Did they decide to pay Major Market Experience $$ also?



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[Doctor Manhattan]

the nationally syndicated Ron and Fez Show.


Isn't that misleading? or do they have some new stations in the works?

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[mikeyboy]

Maybe they count SU. :)


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[SatCam]

Interesting...


I wonder if they are actually looking for producers or if this is just up (due to legal requirements)

Anyone know if Ron and Fez will have their new producer by monday?

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[mikeyboy]

I doubt they'll have a new producer by the time they are back from vacation. They said on the air that Tommy Bateman will be the interim producer. I don't think they are in any rush. They just want to get the right person for the job.

Names that might be off the table:

Black Earl - they said on the air that he was interested in the job, but was literally panicked by the thought of leaving NY,

Hawk - apparently will not leave NY

Mikey D - At least the last go round, he wasn't able to leave the NY area and come down to VA for the job

Al Dukes - It was mentioned on air that he's probably now making more money in NY than he would taking the producer's job in VA.

Dumpy LaPresto - same sutuation as Al

Billy Staples - R&F mentioned on air that it is unlikely that he would come back from L.A. for the job. Also, apparently,, there is some bad blood between him and Cameron Gray.

This is all based solely on things said on the air by R&F, so don't take it as gospel.


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[Mike Teacher]

I wonder if they are actually looking for producers or if this is just up (due to legal requirements)


Yeah they gotta post it; hey, maybe they get someone great from the ad. Hope so.

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[TwiztidRock]

This position requires the ability to think big, production skills, knowledge of current events and the ability to get the best out of the show they produce.


The ad should also say:

It also requires the ability to take neck slaps, Fair chops, kiss guys, break your own car window, and eat hot sauce. Your mental breakdown will not be covered by the medical plan. Ex-producres of the Ron and Fez show have gone on to such great careers as:
Producers of Totaly lame morning shows with 5 listeners.
APD of the finest classic rock station in Nags Head N.C.
And many other totaly lame jobs were they are never heard from again.

Good luck, and practice your 1000 yard stare!

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[ADF]

Make sure you read the fine print..

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[stickyfingers]

Must be willing to work for tips


Reminds me of a joke about a circumcision doctor.



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[jeffdwright2001]

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OH MY GOD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[Doctor Manhattan]

the nationally syndicated Ron and Fez Show.


DC, Baltimore and now Tampa Florida. That ad didn't lie.

Congrats guys. I was just in Tampa a few weeks ago, I wish I could have been there when they were on the air. If only there was some <i>other</i> way I could have listen to the show...

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[john11209]

what do you think the salary range is?

[Doctor Manhattan]

Wonderboy sounded like a guy making 15-20k a year.

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[SatCam]

Wonderboy sounded like a guy making 15-20k a year.

He sounded like a guy living at the station.

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[john11209]

Wonderboy sounded like a guy making 15-20k a year.

He sounded like a guy living at the station.

... in a van down by the river...

[Billy Staples]

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stop calling me about the producer job, you think I know what the fuckI'm doing anyway

[Tenbatsuzen]

Wonderboy sounded like a guy making 15-20k a year.



You know, part of me wants to say that's really low....

and part of me wants to say that's just about right.

I'd call it 25-30 with a decent benefits package.



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