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Hosp
07-06-2004, 09:28 AM
Lifted from my own blog (http://www.gary-o.blogspot.com), since I know most of you don't read it.

As far as the rest of the weekend, we went out to my aunt's house in the Hamptons. And let me just say, that my aunt has been out there 15 years and we've been going there before the hamptons became "THE HAMPTONS", pretty much from the when the hip hop types discovered it. And when we go there, we mostly hang at my aunts house and her pool, go to the beach and town in Montauk (where I worked at the Montauk Yacht Club for one summer), and the movies in East Hampton (where my cousin Denise used to work). I've never been to a club out there, and I really have no interest. So on Sunday we decided to go see Spiderman 2 at the 10:00 show so if there were any fireworks going on, we could see them and see the movie. But me, being the knowing person that I am, knew that it would be smart to go earlier in the day to get the tickets because it would probably be sold out by the time we got to the theater that night (which it was).

At about 4:30, me and Mario drove out to East Hampton to get the tickets. When we got to town, we were trying to make a left into a parking lot down the street from the theater, but oncoming traffic wasn't stopping. As we waited, about 6 pretty attractive girls all piled out of an SUV. The driver, girl with dried out blonde hair, was facing away from us and talking to the other girls. At the same time that traffic let up and we started making our turn, she took 2 steps backwards and then turned towards us. We were 18 inches from hitting her. She was startled, she threw her hands back and you saw that she lost her breath. And as she gave us a dirty look, I realized then that with 97% certainty that it was Lizzy Grubman. And I say that much because it would be really unfortunate if 2 women looked like that. It was surreal. I told my brother in law who it was and he said "Who?" I told him what she was known for, Plowing 16 people over with her SUV outside of a club and then calling them White Trash. And he laughed. I said we would have been famous for it, the postal worker and a guy in a Sexy Beast T-shirt plowing down Lizzy in a Minivan with Vanity license plates. He thought I was crazy, but I told him to just tell the people back at the house what happened. And without any coaching, they all said we would have become instantly known out there, and a national sensation.

So that was my weekend, how was yours?


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JPMNICK
07-06-2004, 09:36 AM
i would read your blog, but Tall James' blog takes up the Lion Share of my daily alloted time for blog reading. Sorry about that.



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TheMojoPin
07-06-2004, 09:40 AM
Lifted from my own blog, since I know most of you don't read it.

I think we've just been blog-raped.

Bloped?

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JPMNICK
07-06-2004, 09:50 AM
Blaped?

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jeffdwright2001
07-06-2004, 09:52 AM
blassaulted

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Tall_James
07-06-2004, 09:59 AM
blogsconded


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Furtherman
07-06-2004, 10:03 AM
Actually, we have all been deprived of having the most ironic justice served in recent memory because Hosp wasn't 18 inches closer. Next time, run her down.

And we've been bloghauled.

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jeffdwright2001
07-06-2004, 10:52 AM
blanghaied

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Tall_James
07-06-2004, 11:04 AM
We've been "Blog-jammed"!!!


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jeffdwright2001
07-06-2004, 11:11 AM
blogbushed and bloglestted

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ADF
07-06-2004, 11:19 AM
Blogwhacked.

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Tall_James
07-06-2004, 11:22 AM
Blogarhythemed ?


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furie
07-06-2004, 11:25 AM
BLOGBOOZLED



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TheMojoPin
07-06-2004, 11:25 AM
Somebody gave me a Rusty Blogbone and now I'm crying.

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JPMNICK
07-06-2004, 11:31 AM
18 Inches of Infamy was the chapter title about me in my ex-girlfriends auto biography.

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Tall_James
07-06-2004, 11:32 AM
Blog Cabin Republicans ?


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jeffdwright2001
07-06-2004, 11:33 AM
18 Inches of Infamy was the chapter title about me in my ex-girlfriends auto biography.
Which one of you had the 18 inches? Have you ever had Rockout over for some television watching?

:p

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golfcourseguy
07-06-2004, 01:35 PM
I8 inches closer and the jury award would be determined with the blogarithmic equation.

" editing posts since day one"

This message was edited by golfcourseguy on 7-6-04 @ 5:36 PM

WindowSill
07-06-2004, 01:55 PM
Too bad you didnt hit her Hosp, maybe then you could quit your job and host a show on the gameshow network or have a walk on role in a UPN show...


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Hottub
07-06-2004, 02:04 PM
I wanted to reply to this post earlier, but I got all bloggged down with work.

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Reephdweller
07-06-2004, 02:25 PM
If this were a president it would be Blograham Lincoln.

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Mike Teacher
07-06-2004, 03:35 PM
TJ's Most Awesome Blog has inspired me to make my site a little more intesting. Wow my site sucks.

I read that 96% of on-line Blogs go unread. I think I'm in there.

And all the good references for Log are already done! I wish to Blodge a Complaint.

See? Even that stinks on Ice. I was SO set for a cool Blogarithm reference, but grrrrrrrrrrr....



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Hottub
07-06-2004, 03:44 PM
18 Inches of Infamy was the chapter title about me in my ex-girlfriends auto biography.


If you liked that one, coming next tuesday to DVD...




Hottub - 1.8 inches of Infamy.


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Tall_James
07-06-2004, 04:00 PM
TJ's Most Awesome Blog has inspired me to make my site a little more intesting


Thanks Mike. But your blog kicks my blog's ass. You've got Buzz Aldrin for Pete's sake! I've got a picture of my front seat.

No contest...game over man!


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Marist Mike
07-06-2004, 05:11 PM
What about blogomy?

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Mike Teacher
07-06-2004, 05:16 PM
Thanx TJ but any schlub can grab a photo with Buzz, a true artist does A Study in Front Seat


What about blogomy?


Ring the winning Cowbell, thats hysterical.

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Hosp
07-07-2004, 05:36 AM
Thanks for staying on topic guys.

I'm glad I could be your straight man.

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Tall_James
07-07-2004, 05:39 AM
Thanks for staying on topic guys.

I'm glad I could be your straight man.


Who are you again?


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Justice4all
07-07-2004, 07:05 AM
18 Inches from Infamy

Sounds like someone has been trying the wiffiball bat challenge.

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Recyclerz
07-07-2004, 09:59 AM
18 Inches of Infamy was the chapter title about me in my ex-girlfriends auto biography.


Warning: lame joke ahead.

Sorry guy, but 3 in. X 6 strokes does not equal 18 inches in this context.


Back to the original derailment -

All the cross-promoting is turning this thread into a blogliography.



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