What do you hate about being a guy or a girl?

[Marist Mike]

The one thing I hate about being a guy is growing facial hair...I hate it it gets itchy and shit and I just find that I look better clean shaven anyway....well what do you hate about being the gender that you are...what do you envy that the other gender can do that you can't?

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[walking joint]

i hate that i don't have my own breasts to rub and molest.

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[BrownTown]

Good looking out, having to shave everyday is pretty fucking annoying. I'm not to crazy about getting hit in the balls either (though I'd take that over getting a period any day).

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[Marist Mike]

I'm not to crazy about getting hit in the balls either (though I'd take that over getting a period any day).

Very true Brownie...I think most guys would say the same thing

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[Doctor Manhattan]

My large cock gets in the way most of the day (when I'm not having sex at least)

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[Jack_Doff]

The thing I hate about being a guy is being expected to pay all the time. Most of the time I don't mind, but sometimes a chick will be like, Hey, let's do this, this and this and then when you get everywhere, she makes you pay for all the stuff she wanted to do.

[Jennitalia]

Periods and menstrual cramps.

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[TheMojoPin]

What do you hate about being a guy or a girl?

Are you planning on some kind of big decision soon that maybe we should all know about?

Just because you're not using it NOW doesn't mean you have to chop it off.

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[Arienette]

Periods and menstrual cramps.i agree with jenn.. and i have a feeling that childbirth isn't a big picnic, either..

and you guys are going to complain about having to shave? at least it's just your faces. girls have to worry about being smooth everywhere.

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[Jack_Doff]

Isn't the whole idea of shaving so strange? Hey let me take this really sharp piece of metal and drag it across my face. And girls' shaving is so much worse than boys' shaving, although I have dated a couple of girls that needed a little help with their 'staches.

[fiestygal]

PERIODS and the ability to squeeze out a child
FUCK YOU EVE FOR EATING THAT APPLE YOU WHORE!


shaving (everywhere) and waxing


the fact girls are bitches and petty



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AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

[JohnnyCash]

Nothing-I think we have it easy.

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[Jennitalia]

Isn't the whole idea of shaving so strange? Hey let me take this really sharp piece of metal and drag it across my face. And girls' shaving is so much worse than boys' shaving, although I have dated a couple of girls that needed a little help with their 'staches.



i dont have a 'stache to shave, just a tookie. but that's a pain in the ass, too.

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[TheMojoPin]

I praise whatever higher power saw fit to make me a white American male. I've got it made in the shade, baby.

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[jeffdwright2001]

I praise whatever higher power saw fit to make me a white American male. I've got it made in the shade, baby.
Yea, a white American male with dyslexic stun!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Waddle-doodle!

Hopefully having dyslexic nuts doesn't mean that when I bust a load it shoots out of my no-no hole.

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[Mike Teacher]

I can't complain

But some times I still Do

Life's been Good to me so Far...

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[Jennitalia]

What it Feels Like for A Girl
Madonna

(Spoken:)
Girls can wear jeans
And cut their hair short
Wear shirts and boots
'Cause it's OK to be a boy
But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading
'Cause you think that being a girl is degrading
But secretly you'd love to know what it's like
Wouldn't you
What it feels like for a girl

Silky smooth
Lips as sweet as candy, baby
Tight blue jeans
Skin that shows in patches

Strong inside but you don't know it
Good little girls they never show it
When you open up your mouth to speak
Could you be a little weak

Chorus:

Do you know what it feels like for a girl
Do you know what it feels like in this world
For a girl

Hair that twirls on finger tips so gently, baby
Hands that rest on jutting hips repenting

Hurt that's not supposed to show
And tears that fall when no one knows
When you're trying hard to be your best
Could you be a little less

(chorus)
(chorus, prefixing 3rd line with "What it feels like")

Strong inside but you don't know it
Good little girls they never show it
When you open up your mouth to speak
Could you be a little weak

(chorus, repeat)

In this world
Do you know
Do you know
Do you know what it feels like for a girl
What it feels like in this world

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[East Side Dave]

I used to hate that thing between my legs so I cut it off! :)

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 7-12-04 @ 12:16 PM

[Lumber]

It`s a pain in the ass getting my "Rig" out when I have to piss.

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[fiestygal]

It`s a pain in the ass getting my "Rig" out when I have to piss.



but at least you can whip it out where and whenever you like when you gotta pee.....

if a girl has to pee in the woods shes gotta squat



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AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

[JPMNICK]

One time I was at a keg party and I saw a girl who was wearing a skirt pee standing up and shoot it forward. It was an amazing trick. And before anyone tries to be funny: No she did not have a penis, and Yes I am sure. She was fairly hot, and def. 100% woman.

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[Freakshow]

I saw a girl who was wearing a skirt pee standing up and shoot it forward.

Did it look something like this?
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(my dad actually owns a copy of this poster, and has it hanging in his bathroom. most people have theories about why it is a guy or a girl.)

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[fiestygal]

the only logical explanation for that phenominon would be she pulled her, as jen would say "tookie", up and her pee hole was able to shoot

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AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

This message was edited by fiestygal on 7-12-04 @ 1:56 PM

[canofsoup15]

That little pocket right under the balls.


And can anyone explain to me the reason guys (and girls for that matter) have pubic hair? I don't know about you people but it ain't doing anything for me.

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[Hottub]

I saw a girl who was wearing a skirt pee standing up and shoot it forward.



So freakin' hot!

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[saveopieanthony.net]

i hate the fact that any girl can get f---ed if she really wants it...but a guy can't get f---ed when he really wants it.

god damn it i wish i was gay sometimes.

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"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[fiestygal]

And can anyone explain to me the reason guys (and girls for that matter) have pubic hair? I don't know about you people but it ain't doing anything for me.



so they can use it as protection instead of a condom....

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AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

[Mike Teacher]

shoot it forward


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[Furtherman]

i hate the fact that any girl can get f---ed if she really wants it...but a guy can't get f---ed when he really wants it


That is why they invented ether.

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[Marist Mike]

Are you planning on some kind of big decision soon that maybe we should all know about?

No I'm not just cause I'm still a virgin doesn't mean I want my dink cut off

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I may go to Rider but I'll always be Marist Mike. Maria Sharapova is the future mother of my children.

[Jennitalia]

we know you're a virgin. no need to bring it up every time you post.



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[mikeyboy]

Man, he really is trying to be Keithy.

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[Marist Mike]

Man, he really is trying to be Keithy.

Who the hell is Keithy?

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I may go to Rider but I'll always be Marist Mike. Maria Sharapova is the future mother of my children.

[Furtherman]

Marist Mike is the new Keithy.

Marist Mike, IN
Keithy, OUT
Olsen Twins, SO FIVE MINUTES AGO.

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[mikeyboy]

So is Marist Mike the poor man's KeithyBoBeefy or vice-versa?

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[Iamnotatool]

Bean bag getting caught in a zipper

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[sr71blackbird]

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[sr71blackbird]

oops

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This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 7-12-04 @ 8:19 PM

[Lumber]

the only logical explanation for that phenominon would be she pulled her, as jen would say "tookie", up and her pee hole was able to shoot

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AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

This message was edited by fiestygal on 7-12-04 @ 1:56 PMYa gotta love it!

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