I'm new so what's next?

[JohnTolos]

Hi I'm John and I'm new. What are the rules?




I AM THE GOLDEN GREEK!

[reeshy]

Hey John, welcome...no rules for me as far as I know.....but you could take me to lunch oneday!!!!!

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[JohnnyCash]

Never send a poem to any woman on this board. Other then that, welcome!

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Thank You Reefdwella

[reeshy]

oh yea....and don't talk to Satcam!!!!!!!!!


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This message was edited by reeshy on 7-13-04 @ 12:34 AM

[JohnTolos]

LOL I love this. Do people date here?

I AM THE GOLDEN GREEK!

[JPMNICK]

Greetings and blogutations.

http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/jpm_sig.jpg
Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

[JPMNICK]

Everyone gets a turn with MojoPin. he is the Scott Baio of the board.

http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/jpm_sig.jpg
Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

[grlNIN]

I'm new so what's next?


Slapping yourself for finally joining a messageboard would be a good start.

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<br>I hope you know that this will go down on your permenent record</center>

[Lumber]

Welcome John! Only 1 rule here... Never insult Jimmy Page.

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[Melrapuo]

Welcome aboard JohnTolos! Hmm...yea thats all I got. There's a FAQ, which can be located at the top right of this or any page. So have fun. ;)

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Thanks M1
YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[JohnTolos]

I like Jimmy Page but I prefer LaWanda Page!

I AM THE GOLDEN GREEK!

[Lumber]

I like Jimmy Page but I prefer LaWanda Page!

I AM THE GOLDEN GREEK!LaWanda? Who dat be?

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[reeshy]

Jimmy page is actually considered a musician????hahahahahahaha

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[reeshy]

I love double posts!!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 7-13-04 @ 1:03 AM

[Lumber]

Jimmy page is actually considered a musician????hahahahahahaha

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<IMG SRC=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:MMCU_gW497cJ:www2.bumfights.com/indecline/pics/1.jpg>Kick his ass Rufus...

This message was edited by njlumberdude on 7-13-04 @ 1:08 AM

[reeshy]

One word....Keefer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[perry]

Ill be your friend johnny but only if walter can be your friend too and then we could all play cops and robbers!!

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[Melrapuo]

Ill be your friend johnny but only if walter can be your friend too and then we could all play cops and robbers!!


Is the one who plays the cop robbed of his anal virginity?

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Thanks M1
YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[perry]

my mom says im her little mans!

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[reeshy]

You just blew it "Perry"....I know who you are!!!!!!!!1

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[perry]

Youre a big sillybeard!

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[Mike Teacher]

You just blew it "Perry"....I know who you are!!!!!!!!1


Ya gotta be a teacher for a few years; then work for ETS grading essays, and who the 'new' people are fairly Leaps out at me.

I understand the regs trying out a different name, but c'mon, it's too easy; especially from the ones who, shal we say, 'left'. :)

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Its cool, I remember my first day online...

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[SilentSpic]

LOL I love this. Do people date here?
I AM THE GOLDEN GREEK!
We don't date... we just fuck!

This message was edited by SilentSpic on 7-14-04 @ 10:16 AM

[Reephdweller]

LOL I love this. Do people date here?


http://www.imagivision.co.uk/images/movies/55008_lara_wink.gif

oh and....

http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/tshirt05.jpg



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[fluffernutter]

I'm new so what's next?


Slapping yourself for finally joining a messageboard would be a good start.


Or, slapping yourself for joining a messageboard in the first place. That's just joining one, I belong to three. Man am I a loser.




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I HATE stand up comedy!

Dave Chappelle is a no talent hack.

[Mike Teacher]

so what's next?


well, first I gotta eat something, then we should run out of oil in 100 years so we'll all have those Jetson's like flying things, and then one day the sun will explode.

[insert perfunctory greeting and salutation here]

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[Marist Mike]

Welcome there John just rememeber to have fun.....we're all friends here...I think....

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I may go to Rider but I'll always be Marist Mike. Maria Sharapova is the future mother of my children.

[mikeyboy]

You just blew it "Perry"....I know who you are!!!!!!!!1


Ya gotta be a teacher for a few years; then work for ETS grading essays, and who the 'new' people are fairly Leaps out at me.

I understand the regs trying out a different name, but c'mon, it's too easy; especially from the ones who, shal we say, 'left'. :)

Actually, it's not who you think.

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[Jennitalia]

LOL I love this. Do people date here?




No. But we do participate in orgies

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[Mike Teacher]

i think yer mixin quotes there; i never claimed it was perry. it isnt.

[insert perfunctory non-accusatory tone here]

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[mikeyboy]

Dunno. I didn't play with the quoting. I just quoted one of your posts and edited out the end and the sig.

[insert picture of clown throwing a discus] ;)

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 7-13-04 @ 9:53 AM

[Tall_James]

No. But we do participate in orgies

I usually stay away because they often turn out to be sausage-fests.


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Avoiding household responsibilites...one post at a time

This message was edited by Tall_James on 7-13-04 @ 10:21 AM

[Jennitalia]

and not even big sausages....they're more like those teeny, mini breakfast sausages.

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[jeffdwright2001]

There are many options before you, but here are some good rules of the road, many of which I have done.

1. Start thread asking how someone outside the listening area can still catch the show.

2. Start rumor that Ron and Fez are moving to Florida, New York, or an undisclosed secret location where they will be bunking with Dick Cheney.

3. Find a few existing threads and just reply with "I'd hit it".

4. Initiate thread about the "woman, man, or dog" that done you wrong and how you are unlikely to recover.

5. Initiate thread professing your undying love to the new "woman, man, or dog" who just stepped into your life and then ask us whether or not you should "hit it".

6. Pick a political side to be on, enter the "Politics and Current Events" forum, and then immediately start trashing the other side. If you feel up to it, claim that your post is not a personal attack, and then personally attack someone on the board.

7. Redeem yourself for the previous act by finding a picture of a hot chick and then post it in a thread (make sure that you also provide a link that is Not Safe For Work - NSFW).

8. Start searching for threads that discuss horniness or the inability to cum consistently. (Notice that these threads are comprised primarily of posts by two people - one male and one female - adequately covering whichever gender preference you might have)

9. Make a list of ways to improve the board and then post them (note: admins LOVE it when you do this).

10. Remember tongue in cheek isn't just a way of life here, it's a sexual preference.


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This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 7-13-04 @ 10:37 AM

[Hoojibs]

Always start a new thread about the same thing someone else just posted a new thread about.

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Much thanks to M1 for the sig.

[JPMNICK]

Always start a new thread about the same thing someone else just posted a new thread about.



Then bitch when your thread is the one that gets locked

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Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

[Tall_James]

Double and/or Triple Posting will always endear you to your fellow members.

Just like this.


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[Tall_James]

Double and/or Triple Posting will always endear you to your fellow members.

Just like this.


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Avoiding household responsibilites...one post at a time

[Crippler]

Welcome aboard John...how's Chris doing these days?

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Let's get Sirius...
I plead the FiF!

[mikeyboy]

Go as far back in the archives and top as many old threads as you can. It's even better if you don't have anything substantive to add to those threads.

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[Yerdaddy]

#7
http://www.skina.org/happy/movie/n/images/hot%20chick.jpg

<a href="http://www.themwasps.cwc.net/images/Drunk.jpg" target="_blank">NSFW</a>

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Fuck it from behind.

This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 7-13-04 @ 12:08 PM

[Freakshow]

so what's next?


well, First the earth cooled. And, then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And, then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes.



(I know if doesn't fit, but Mizzle's post filled with urge to quote)

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Spring term is almost over, and I'm really hating my job. My lease on my apartment is amost run out. The tags on my car expire next week. If I'm ever going to do it, this just seems like a good time to kill myself..</center>

[JPMNICK]

Also, search for the phrase "Happy Birthday" and then post meaningless belated birthday messages to people who barely know you who are. Everyone here loves to re-read old birthday threads.

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Thanks to Monsterone for my first sig.

[mikeyboy]

How about a little

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http://www.waikikispamjam.com/images/spamcan.jpg

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[Tall_James]

Start a Poll Thread.

Here's one to use?

Are you breathing today?
1. Yes
2. No


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[saveopieanthony.net]

http://www.americorps.org/images/120x240whats_next1.jpg

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[Tall_James]

And remember - use LOTS of emoticons.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


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[saveopieanthony.net]

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Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[saveopieanthony.net]

http://www.dmpweb.net/pinballworld/images/what_S114_image0.jpg

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[saveopieanthony.net]

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Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[saveopieanthony.net]

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Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[saveopieanthony.net]

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Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[saveopieanthony.net]

http://buy.overstock.com/images/products/muze/books/0738207608.jpg

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[saveopieanthony.net]

http://www.uri-geller.com/pics/whatnextcover.jpg

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[SilentSpic]

okay saveopieanthony.net... we all get the point.

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[Reephdweller]

Start as many "would you hit it" threads as you can. Lindsay Lohan (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/80/Topic/38892/page/Lindsay_Lohan___Would_You_Hit_It_.htm) is especially popular around these parts...

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[saveopieanthony.net]

read jenni's hot posts and wonder what she's really like...

Big Ass Card Holder 1230 (whoo--aaah)

"Ronnie...this guy Hank said "I'm going to kill you Fat girl" - Fez
"Really...that means he must know you" - Ron

[TheMojoPin]

Always degenerate a thread into one where people post nothing but pictures.

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1979 << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[mikeyboy]

read jenni's hot posts and wonder what she's really like...


I think you missed the point.

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[canofsoup15]

Start as many threads as you can regarding your personal life. Because I can assure you, we all <B>care </B>about your personal life.

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[Reephdweller]

You haven't lived until you completed derailed a thread!!

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[Reephdweller]

read jenni's hot posts and wonder what she's really like...



Or, you could show up at a board event.

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[reeshy]

Often posting as many threads about what you don't like about people will, believe it or not, make you many life-long friends!!!!!! They will understand your honesty and will realize that you are only saying these things because you care about them!!!! Also, posting drunk helps alot!!!!!! And lay off excessive punctuation marks....you won't make friends that way!!!!!!!!!!!! No sirree Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[ag]

I'm new so what's next?
Bend over and the Mods will show you

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[East Side Dave]

Often posting as many threads about what you don't like about people will, believe it or not, make you many life-long friends!!!!!! They will understand your honesty and will realize that you are only saying these things because you care about them!!!! Also, posting drunk helps alot!!!!!! And lay off excessive punctuation marks....you won't make friends that way!!!!!!!!!!!!


There should be a RonFez.Net Drunk-Tank for posts like this!! Jesus, get it together, Old Man!!!

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 7-13-04 @ 5:41 PM

[Hottub]

Reeshy is so correct about the excessive punctuation. Periods and commas are for fags. Also drunk posting IS highly recomended.

When posting a topic about a news item, it is critical to quote the ENTIRE piece, and then insert a hyperlink just to be sure.

Calling people "Dick" or "Douchebag" is critical if you don't agree with them.

Go easy on the tongue-in-cheek, and the veiled sarcasm. Most of us are too dim to understand that stuff.

If you are a teen/ early 20's, it is important to tell the old farts that they are dead-wrong, and their life experiences and wisdom mean shit. We can learn quite a bit from you whippersnappers.



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[jeffdwright2001]

If you are a teen/ early 20's, it is important to tell the old farts that they are dead-wrong, and their life experiences and wisdom mean shit.
You are soooo wrong, you old fart.

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"Man is the only animal that blushes . . . or needs to" - Mark Twain
Thanks to Reefy for the sigpic!

[reeshy]

Oh yea, one more thing....if one of your threads is locked....stand up like a man.....make another thread about the thread that was locked and the Mods will definately back down...they're afraid of most of us anyway...we run this board, in reality.....not them....those sissies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As FDR once said, "Fuck you, you ain't the boss of me!!!!!!"!!!!!!!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 7-13-04 @ 6:31 PM

[blakjeezis]

http://www.tuttowrestling.com/goldberg.jpg

YOU'RE NEXT!!!!!

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If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!!
<marquee><font color=red>INRI</font> White people are so scared of blakjeezis<font color=red> INRI</font></marquee>
I'm Rick James, bitch!

[Hottub]

You are soooo wrong, you old fart.


Don't you back-sass me you little punk.

And stay off of my goddamn lawn.

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Big A.S.S.#22127
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[SatCam]

Stay away from me.

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[high fly]

[quote] I'm new so what's next?

[quote]

Just like the rest of us, your dick will fall off.

" and they ask me why I drink"
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[Bestinshow]

And dont try to make any point in particular and just make as many run on sentences as possible and no paragraphs because no paragraphs and run on sentences are so much interesting to read and will definitely keep people interested in your post because no point and lots of words is really the reason we are here in the first place.

Oh, and in the absence of anything else, blame everything on the moderators!

:) :) :) ;) ;) ;) ;p ;p ;p

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[TheMojoPin]

Don't forget to use white text in your sig!

It's so subversive and sneaky and clever!

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[Hottub]

Don't forget your sigpic means more to the board than anything you could ever write. Make sure you have a cool one, and reply to every post with one word answers just so everyone can see the new pic.

Serpico would be a sure winner for a sigpic :p

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[East Side Dave]

Make sure to click on all the banners above! There's useful information there!

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Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!

[reeshy]

Make sure to send East Side Dave a PM everyday!!!!!

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[reeshy]

Serpico would be a sure winner for a sigpic


Leave my Serpico alone, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[East Side Dave]

If possible, go on a camping trip with Reeshy! Just remember to bring your mace!1

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Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on Jersey's 90.5 The Night FM;
Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!

[sr71blackbird]

How is it for all my "career" as a rf.net poster I cant make a thread that goes beyond 2 pages and this guy pops on and he gets 4 fucking pages? It aint fair!!

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[mikeyboy]

Somebody's jealous of the new baby.

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[Reephdweller]

http://www.fightthebias.com/Resources/Humor/Images/cap/images/crybaby.jpg

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[sr71blackbird]

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[JohnTolos]

LOL thanks for the advice guys! Is this Reeshy person a female? If so, is she single?

I AM THE GOLDEN GREEK!

[Reephdweller]

Is this Reeshy person a female? If so, is she single?



Yes, but she's engaged to a guy on the board named FMJeff. They just got hooked up recently so you might want to send congrats those two silly bunnies.

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