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Marist Mike
07-15-2004, 11:29 AM
If we went back in a time machine to that time and got George Washington, Ben Franklin, Jefferson, Hamilton, Adams, and even though he's not a founding father let's throw Lincoln in too and brought them to America today what do you think they would think of us?

I think that they would probably be happy that the democracy that they thought up has stayed together this long. I don't think that Washington would be happy because we have a two party system and we have gotten involved in other country's affairs....Lincoln would probably be happy because blacks are better off now then they were hten...far better off.....Franklin would probably be happy with all of our technological advances....as far as the other ones go I don't know...anyone have an opinion on this?

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07-15-2004, 11:33 AM
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Furtherman
07-15-2004, 11:34 AM
They would wonder why the children aren't working out in the fields instead of sitting around thinking about water and bands they hate and White Castle and getting laid and on and on and on..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Marist Mike
07-15-2004, 11:36 AM
They would wonder why the children aren't working out in the fields instead of sitting around thinking about water and bands they hate and White Castle and getting laid and on and on and on..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Well you're sitting in front of a computer too....

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jeffdwright2001
07-15-2004, 11:36 AM
They would wonder why the water tastes so different now.

They would also all agree that Lindsey Lohan is hittable.

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Furtherman
07-15-2004, 11:37 AM
Au contraire, mon frere...I'm sitting in front of a computer and peeling potatoes!

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JPMNICK
07-15-2004, 11:38 AM
"Water, in a Bottle?"
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Tall_James
07-15-2004, 11:49 AM
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"What the fuck? I'm the father of this country and I'm only on the $1 bill? That hick Lincoln is on the five? And what...don't tell me that he freed the slaves? Christ almighty!"


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kevcala
07-15-2004, 11:51 AM
I think Lincoln would be happy to find out his picture is on the penny, but would quickly become upset when finds out how much you can get in trade for one.

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07-15-2004, 11:52 AM
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07-15-2004, 11:54 AM
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SilentSpic
07-15-2004, 11:54 AM
Presidents from 1789 through 1861 are wondering why blacks and women are treated as equals with whites and men?

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Jack_Doff
07-15-2004, 11:55 AM
What do you mean the Red Sox still haven't won another World Series?

mikeyboy
07-15-2004, 12:01 PM
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You beat me to it. :)

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LiquidCourage
07-15-2004, 12:02 PM
They'd probably wonder why they have to do their own yard work now, rather than some *ahem* "indentured servants".

Hoojibs
07-15-2004, 12:12 PM
Dickinson: Right. If the people of our new country are allowed to do whatever they wish, then some will support the war and some will protest it.
Franklin: And that means that as a nation, we could go to war with whomever we wished, but at the same time, act like we didn't want to. If we allow the people to protest what the government does, then the country will be forever blameless.
Adams: [holding a slice of chocolate cake] It's like having your cake, and eating it, too.


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jeffdwright2001
07-15-2004, 12:15 PM
Why is Franklin getting all the hotties, the man has gout for God's sake!

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Lumber
07-15-2004, 12:26 PM
Filthy Savages...

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FUNKMAN
07-15-2004, 12:29 PM
What would the founding fathers think of America?


they wouldn't like it... they wouldn't be able to fuck all of them farmhands and servants because there is just too much press...

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Snoogans
07-15-2004, 12:30 PM
What would the founding fathers think of America?

Why the fuck does this marist mike kid ask so many stupid questions, im guessing thats what they would think

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FMJeff
07-15-2004, 08:20 PM
I think they would love it. Black people are still second class citizens and the British are a joke, military and economically, compared to us.



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reeshy
07-15-2004, 08:24 PM
I think that Jefferson would have a fit. He had advocated an Amserican Revolution every 20 years or so just to keep America vibrant and alive...I thiink he would be very, very dissappointed in the present state of affairs. Just read the "Jeffersonian Papers" published just prior to the Revolution.

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Lumber
07-15-2004, 08:25 PM
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Lumber
07-15-2004, 08:28 PM
What the hell is Ebonics!

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reeshy
07-15-2004, 08:33 PM
What the hell is Ebonics!

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Why the fuck are you causing trouble....I thought for once this would be a serious discussion about our country???

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07-15-2004, 08:57 PM
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07-15-2004, 09:30 PM
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reeshy
07-15-2004, 09:37 PM
Just stay out of my farm....it's called Montana!!!!!!!

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furie
07-15-2004, 09:38 PM
"What the fuck? I'm the father of this country and I'm only on the $1 bill?


not a fan of the quarter?


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FMJeff
07-15-2004, 09:42 PM
What the hell is Ebonics!

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Why the fuck are you causing trouble....I thought for once this would be a serious discussion about our country???

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Was he talking to Benjamin Franklin? Cause Franklin don't play that...

fuck...is this 1992....what the hell am i doing posting in living color references


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reeshy
07-15-2004, 09:44 PM
Shut up, jeff...go make some pornography!!!!!!!!!!!

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