Martha Stewart gets 5 months

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Our streets will be much safer and we will all sleep better at night.

5 Months for Martha (http://money.cnn.com/2004/07/16/news/newsmakers/martha_sentencing/index.htm?cnn=yes)

FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!

[Tall_James]

If she gets raped with a broomstick in jail (ala Linda Blair in the cinematic classic "Caged Heat"), she can always decorate the handle with cute appliques in order to make it appear more festive.


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[Mike Teacher]

Someone can find the show, not that anyone cares, but months ago I Radio Psychic-ed that MS would indeed see the inside of a jail cell because of the way things were set up.

Lucky guess.

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[Hottub]

ala Linda Blair in the cinematic classic "Caged Heat"


Oh,man, did I spank it to that movie. Is it out on DVD?


Oh, yeah, Martha's in jail. Don't care.

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[Freakshow]

Let's hope she kicks someone's ass, or becomes someone's bitch the first day.



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[WRESTLINGFAN]

One thing that Martha Stewart and Charles Manson have in common is that they are both Convicted Felons

FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!

[Lumber]

Yea, The woman is a flamming asshole. She`s from the same town as myself and they all hate her. She got what she deserved.
I still would`nt mind a little snack on her daughter`s Queefer though! :p

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[Mike Teacher]

...listening to the Radio, the chants of

'Save Martha! Save Martha!'

are either so hysterical, or so pathetic, not sure which, maybe both.



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[LiquidCourage]

This is the greatest news I've heard all week. Of course it's not going to be much of a prison though. It'll be like the one in Goodfellas, where she gets her choice of red or white wine and all that.

[Melrapuo]

One thing that Martha Stewart and Charles Manson have in common is that they are both Convicted Felons


AND psychotic.

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[JohnTolos]

FREE MARTHA!

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[Katylina]

Do you think she'll be in charge of the menu in the dining room?

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[FUNKMAN]

she'll be using her crochet needle for a (them weapons in prison they make from spoons and such which i can't think of the name right now)

not sure how i feel about it being i didn't get into all the detail... in my simple mind i just think about OJ going free and she's gotta go to jail and i say 'what the!'

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