worst date ever!

[ag]

So I went out on this little date tonight, I guess you can call it a blind date and all cause this is the first time we actually met, and didnt talk to each other online. First off I met this girl on American Singles.com For some reason or another she "hotlisted" me So after talking to her for weeks I finally get the ball to ask her out. We were originally supposed to go out last Sat night but the night before she told me she got really wasted and had a bad hangover the next day. No big deal I think, Ill ask her out again in a few days. (Oh yea and I forgot to mention this girl is black, talking to her on the ohone she sounds white, and loves the white boys) So we go out tonight and I mean we held conversation and all but boring shit. This girl has probably seen every single movie there is and everytime she'd ask me "did you ever see...........????" Id have to say no. She loves Ben Stiller, I hate him and thinks hes a tool. She wants to fuck Will Farell and loves his movies, I think hes an OK actor stick to SNL. I mean for everything she liked I disliked. The only thing we had in common was the fact that we are both bad at directions. DING point Scored, ME 1 her 10. Then we had a few akward moments of silence and Id ask her general stuff like what type of music she likes. The night finally ended, and then I make an ass out of myself and litterally opne this door that wasnt even going to the outside, I was some like electrical room or something. All Im thinking is NICE HEAD DEEK!I walked her to her car, talked to her for about a minute about her car and then said have a good night and Ill talk to her online. With that I walked away and took a deep breath this was the worst date Ive ever been on

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[MHasegawa]

You doin' anything tomorrow? =)

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[Lumber]

Consider it a blessing...

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[reeshy]

Happens to the best of us...sounds like my first date with my wife...and look what happened!!!!

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Poor Anthony-- you should have pointed out her camel toe-- that alway endears you to a gal.

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[FUNKMAN]

opening the wrong door actually made me laugh...

it sounded a bit awkward but no big deal... i give you credit for venturing which alot of guys have trouble doing...

the 'bad hangover' part gives me the "uh-oh" reaction but it may be an overreaction. keep dating, her and other girls, have fun, you're bound to have much better times

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[keithy_19]

I took this girl out and we just walked around and had ice cream. Sweet, innocent, it was nice. Of course when it came time for me to pay for the ice cream, it took me 15 minutes to convince her that I would handle the bill. Looking back, I should have split it with her, but whatever.

Another time I hung out with this girl, we had gone on dates before, and I walked her home. She thanked me for being a ncie guy and walking her home(she lives in a different town)and when we got to her street I kissed her. She pulled away and I was flabergasted. I smiled and said, not thinking, 'your lips tasted nice.' I turned around and took the long walk home defeated counting the cracks in the sidewalk. Sure it wasn't the smoothest thing to say, but whatever. Live and learn.

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]And the irony is that it sounds like the plot to pretty much every Ben Stiller movie.

Better luck next time.

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[Lumber]

I took this girl out and we just walked around and had ice cream. Sweet, innocent, it was nice. Of course when it came time for me to pay for the ice cream, it took me 15 minutes to convince her that I would handle the bill. Looking back, I should have split it with her, but whatever.

Another time I hung out with this girl, we had gone on dates before, and I walked her home. She thanked me for being a ncie guy and walking her home(she lives in a different town)and when we got to her street I kissed her. She pulled away and I was flabergasted. I smiled and said, not thinking, 'your lips tasted nice.' I turned around and took the long walk home defeated counting the cracks in the sidewalk. Sure it wasn't the smoothest thing to say, but whatever. Live and learn.

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[JohnnyCash]

Does meeting people online ever work out? Ive never heard of it turning out well.

Better luck next time.

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[JPMNICK]

Edit: I decided to be nice (Not to you AG, someone else)

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[Bangtron5000]

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[Reephdweller]

Does meeting people online ever work out?



Lord knows I'd never get into a relationship with someone I meet online. ;)

I think that it sounded like an OK date. Then again I've had dates with people I had nothing in common with or disagreed with on various issues. It never really worked out for me, though I know it has worked for others. Sometimes it's those differences in opinion on things that make it interesting.

I also think the part about opening the wrong door was actually a pretty funny moment.

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I smiled and said, not thinking, 'your lips tasted nice.'


When you lose your virginity, I want you to use the same exact line.

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[ag]

A little advice...whenever (You) take a girl out, pay the tab.
I payed for one of her beers, she payed for her food that
Poor Anthony-- you should have pointed out her camel toe-- that alway endears you to a gal. Yea that always works!
Edit: I decided to be nice (Not to you AG, someone else) Ok terrific!


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[Tenbatsuzen]

pointless blathering about a boring blind date

If this is your worst experience in dating online, you've got a lot to experience.

And for fuck's sake... you spoke with her for weeks online and possibly phone before asking her out (strike one, BE THE MAN - ask ASAP... she's on a GODDAMN dating site! You waited THAT long to ask her out?)

Big deal. She was boring and shit didn't work out.

Get some game, date a little more, then try again with this thread.




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[keithy_19]

I smiled and said, not thinking, 'your lips tasted nice.'


When you lose your virginity, I want you to use the same exact line.

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Oh, I sure will.


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[ag]

Get some game, date a little more, then try again with this thread.
I dont think "Game" is what I need , Ive got plenty of that

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[fiestygal]

I dont think "Game" is what I need , Ive got plenty of that




i just spit out my water...

ah ant! you know i luv ya!

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Its time to party.... Italian Style

[Johnny Fontane]

First off I met this girl on American Singles.com


I just went to that site, which is suposedely "Free!", but obviously it's not. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you can't reach out to anyone unless you pay.

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[ag]

I just went to that site, which is suposedely "Free!", but obviously it's not. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you can't reach out to anyone unless you pay.
you are 100% correct, but thats why I used my fathers credit card, oh and that and to pay for an earlier flight back home, I was getting so many e-mails off that site I had to join. Figures though every other one I talked to after that fell of the face of the earth but fuck em

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[Lumber]

Dad`s Credit Card?

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but you can't reach out to anyone unless you pay.




so basically its like a whorehouse


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[Tenbatsuzen]

Get some game, date a little more, then try again with this thread.
I dont think "Game" is what I need , Ive got plenty of that



Um, sorry. Using an online dating site does not equal having game. Online dating is acceptable, but if you think you have "game" yet you're using a personals site, SOMETHING DOES NOT EQUATE there.

C'mon. Think before you respond.





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[FUNKMAN]

I smiled and said, not thinking, 'your lips tasted nice.'


i liked to use the line "i long for your warmthness'

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