Jokes !! I need to laugh

[Captain Rooster]

I always wanted to know the end of the joke from the movie Breakfast Club when the stoner is crawling in the ceiling and he falls through...

"A blonde walks into a bar with a poople under one arm and a three foot salami under the other she walks up to the bartender and says...aaaaaaaaaaahhhh....


I think it was something like that!

Does anyone know the rest??

...and are there any good jokes out there to take the edge off?

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This message was edited by LTRooster on 9-19-01 @ 2:23 PM

[gone]

yeah the end is "and he(or she i forget) says OOOHHH SHIIITTTTT." its not supposed to make sense i think!

19yr old bisexual grrrl from jersey. booya

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

A little bit of movie trivia:

Judd Nelson just ad libbed that joke. It wasn't in the script! There is no real punchline.

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[Captain Rooster]

thats awesome - he ad-libbed that - COOL!

anybody wanna try and create funny endings to that joke?

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This message was edited by LTRooster on 9-19-01 @ 3:50 PM

[jamesdiggy]

Did you hear the one about the english professor who died of semi-colon cancer? He wasn't in any pain though because right before he died he slipped into a comma.

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[babychanel]

I will find out cause that's my favorite movie I will get back to you....

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[DreamWeaver]

maybe this will make you laugh.....

There was a guy who had never learned to hold his liquor
very well and usually puked down the front of his suit
well before he got home. One evening, he was talking
to a friend and said, "My wife said that if I come home
covered in puke one more time that she is never going
to let me go out drinking again. What am I going to
do?"

His friend advised him to keep a $10 bill in his jacket
pocket and to tell his wife that someone else had done
it and then given him the money to have his suit cleaned.

The following morning, the wife discovered the suit
covered in dried vomit and started to make threats about
cutting her man off from drinking. "But, sweetheart,
it was a guy at the pub that did that. He gave me $10
to have it cleaned; look in my jacket pocket if you
don't believe me".

The wife said "Do you know the man who did this?"

"Yeah, I think so" replied the husband "Why?"

"You might want to get some more money off him. He's
managed to shit in your pants as well".

[JustJon]

Somewhere around here I have a copy of the Breakfast Club script that's a couple drafts before the shooting script and has an additional female teacher character.

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[IrishAlkey]

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[mark]

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[girl germs]

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how many recovering addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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[mark]

i smoke when im bangin a chick snapper head the ashtray slips off her ass now and then ya want me to call again owww

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