THEORY: Chicks will bang ANY celebrity.

[fezident]

I got nothing but love for the ladies but, I've friggin' had it!
According to women everywhere it seems as though every single guy on the tube was "cute" or "hot".

George Eads from CSI??? You're telling me THAT guy would stand a chance if he wasn't rich and famous??!

Clay Aiken??!!! Younger girlies are drooling over that kid. I mean, WTF??!

Simon Cowell: "there's just SOMETHING about that guy...."

Christopher Noth who plays "Mr. Big" (tee hee, isnt that funny) on S&TC. Puh-lease.

And then there is a whole platoon of loser guys who appear on all these stupid reality shows. Each one is dumber and lamer than the last yet, chicks fall in love with them all.


I'm convinced that if a guy is on TV...any chick will fuck 'em.


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[silera]

Christopher Noth who plays "Mr. Big" (tee hee, isnt that funny) on S&TC. Puh-lease.


This example shouldn't be on your list.

He's not "cute" or "bangable" he's a handsome motherfucker.



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[Tall_James]

What about Mr. Belding from "Saved By The Bell"? I hear he gets more ass than a women's room toilet seat.


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[zathrus]

sorry fezident,
none of those guys do anything for me. Some women would bang any and all celebrities. they think it would open doors or something for them. who knows!! and you can't tell me that there isn't a few guys out there that wouldn't love to bang some female celebrities


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[fezident]

Men don't care if a chick is "famous" for being on The Real World or some shit like that. In fact, very few men actually care aboot what a woman does for a living.
When a guy tells his friends about a new girl he's seeing, her occupation (and salary) are never really mentioned.

Girls care about celebrity.

Look at Lance Bass. I rest my case.





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[newport king]

guys would bang most celebrity chicks because lets face 90% of female celebs are hot. if not they wouldnt be celebrities.

girls on the other hand are for the most part attention seeking pigs that would bang someone for "who he is".

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[kevcala]

This is a little off topic, but I just wanted to vent. I'm really sick of going to web pages and seeing pics of people posted with 2nd rate "celebrities?". For instance, when a kid posts a pic titled "Me and so-and-so from the Real World". Or even worse, when these people are guests on other shows. A majority of the "characters" on these reality shows are some of the most rock-stupid, epitome of all that is wrong with this world people, and now they're being glorified. Just needed to get that out.

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[Lumber]

and you can't tell me that there isn't a few guys out there that wouldn't love to bang some female celebrities


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Absolutly...Your 100% correct. But, men on the other hand , will sit on the sofa, look at hot women on the Boob Tube and say I`d hit it ! , all day long. 9 times out of 10 it`s all about sex when it comes to the male mentality. Women on the other hand (Not All) will bang you if you look like Shrek providing you have a lot of scratch in your pocket. From child hood, males are always told , "Just find your self a nice girl to settle down , get married and have kids. Females are told , and believe they should find a rich guy so they could be taken care of.

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This message was edited by njlumberdude on 7-20-04 @ 2:56 PM

[calikid]

as much as i hate good charlotte, i think they said it best "girls dont like boys, girls like cars and money"

[Jennitalia]

fezident, you dont know what the fuck youre talking about

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[Doctor Manhattan]

guys would bang most celebrity chicks because lets face 90% of female celebs are hot. if not they wouldnt be celebrities.

And the other 10% have that celebrity to even things out a little. People in general will bang a celebrity

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[fezident]

fezident, you dont know what the fuck youre talking about

Hey, I said it was a THEORY.
So, where are the female counterparts to Clay Aiken, Mick Jagger, Hugh Heffner, Lance Bass, Joey Fatone, DONALD TRUMP, and Howard Stern?
I mean...are you really telling me that these guys would attract supermodels if they werent huge success stories?!

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[East Side Dave]

So, where are the female counterparts to Clay Aiken, Mick Jagger, Hugh Heffner

Joe from "Facts of Life," Patti Smith, Oprah Winfrey?

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[JPMNICK]

Joe from "Facts of Life," Patti Smith, Oprah Winfrey?


You just listed my fantasy 4-some. A quick round of golf then off to the bedroom.

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[Bama]

Fame is power.

Women are attracted to power.

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[silera]

THEORY: Guys will bang ANY chick.



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[Mike Teacher]

Silera, my 'bar' for a woman who id bang has changed so drastically it even amazes me. Not tha Bea Athur is looking hot, but God Damn there are So many fine women out there and why am I not boning many of them on a regular basis?

It used to be like a chick had to be like the 'model' stereotype or whatever The Beautiful People looked like; but now? I see some lady in her 40 or 50s walking around in some outfit and I am like Oh my God if that lady knew what Sick twisted fantasy I have spinning in my mind right now...

And it seems to be getting worse. I think Mammal will be accceptable soon for me. Anything else is just flash.

[Edit: having said that, there is NOTHING like a hot babe in a Costume like the one in your Sig Pic, was that from Night of Frights? Some of the ladies had costumes on at the Night of frights that still conjure up, well, this thing right here...]

Whats the Jay Mohr line? [looking down at dick; "So, what're you gonna do about this?"

One of his funny moments. One.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

yea look at martha stewart and look at hugh heffner. Heff gets all that trim b/c of the empire he has amassed on the other hand if you look at martha stewart and all the money she has made but I bet she doesn't have hordes of dick running behind her.

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[FUNKMAN]

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[JohnnyCash]

THEORY: Chicks will not bang guys who say "tee hee" and "Puh-lease".

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[Se7en]

Another example: Lil John.

He's apparently dating Christina Milian, after recently breaking up with Mya.

My question is: if he wasn't famous, would this ugly motherfucker even get women HALF as good looking as the two of them? I'll even answer: oh hell no.

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