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Johnny Fontane
07-21-2004, 06:55 PM
Every so often, a woman will give me her number, and then it's a whole project getting in touch with her. I'm not very patient or persistent. I know that girls like to seem inaccessible, but I'm going to need to invoke a new policy: I'll give her my number, and I'll let her know in advance that I think she's wonderful and that I would love to get together. If she wants to call, fine. If not, so be it. If she's not there when I return her call, fine, I'll leave my number, but I'm not going to go nuts trying to reach her. It makes me feel stupid. This is why I have no real desire to date - too many games. And that's why there are so many single girls out there who can't seem to get it together - the games turn us off.

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This message was edited by Johnny Fontane on 7-21-04 @ 10:57 PM

MHasegawa
07-21-2004, 07:01 PM
Girls are fuckin dumb, they don't know what they want. Just pay for ass.

Who is Karim Garcia?? I no respect heem.
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07-21-2004, 07:09 PM
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Girls are ugly and stupid!!

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whoopsy
07-21-2004, 07:14 PM
whenever I get a number in a bar and make that initial call, I always turn on the stereo.. That's the move, Fontane. My old roomate said it reminded him of an eigth-grader... and he's probably right.. I acknowledge that this is somewhat off topic.

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Lumber
07-21-2004, 07:23 PM
Every so often, a woman will give me her number, and then it's a whole project getting in touch with her. I'm not very patient or persistent. I know that girls like to seem inaccessible, but I'm going to need to invoke a new policy: I'll give her my number, and I'll let her know in advance that I think she's wonderful and that I would love to get together. If she wants to call, fine. If not, so be it. If she's not there when I return her call, fine, I'll leave my number, but I'm not going to go nuts trying to reach her. It makes me feel stupid. This is why I have no real desire to date - too many games. And that's why there are so many single girls out there who can't seem to get it together - the games turn us off.

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"The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis."

This message was edited by Johnny Fontane on 7-21-04 @ 10:57 PMI could`nt agree more...

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07-21-2004, 07:24 PM
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Johnny Fontane
07-22-2004, 05:12 PM
Just pay for ass.


Can I get tits with that as well? Do they have something like an extra value meal?

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07-22-2004, 05:30 PM
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07-22-2004, 06:54 PM
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