Rhetorical Questions - The play at home version

[mikeyboy]

Last night, Fez asked a bunch of rhetorical [edit: hypothetical] questions on the air (courtesy of Heckler), and listeners and others added a few of their own. Those parts of the show can be heard here (http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2326) and here (http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2325).

Anyway, here are most of the questions that were asked. Care to offer up your own answers?

1. Would you drown a box of puppies and kittens for a brand new car?
2. Would you take $1,000,000 to never set foot in the United States again?
3. Should rapists be branded or castrated?
4. Would you allow yourself to be castrated for $1,000,000?
5. Would you eat a human to stay alive?
6. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
7. If your friend sold heroin to children, would you rat him out?
8. Would you release a video of yourself having sex for $2,000,000?
9. Would you allow yourself to be videotaped dropping mud in a glass toilet for $2,000,000?
10. If you hit someone's parked car and caused damage, do you stick around or not?
11. Would you kill an innocent person to stop world hunger?
12. Would you kill an innocent person if a voice that you believed to be God told you to?
13. Would you murder a stranger knowing it would save a family member from a tragic death?
14. Would you want to be totally ripped or totally intelligent?
15. Which would you rather have cut off, your arms or your legs?
16. Would you drink a cup of Cigar Sid's chaw juice to end rape?
17. If you could find out how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?


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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 8-4-04 @ 8:31 PM

[mdr55]

OK....Terrific!

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1 No
2 No
3 yes
4 yes
5 no
6 deaf
7 HELL YES
8 Hell Yes (pg-13)
9 Hell Yes
10 yes 11 yes
12 No
13 Hell Yes
14 Smart
15 Arms
16 Yes
17 Hell No



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[BoondockSaint]

1. Depends on the car.
2. Yes
3. Both
4. No
5. Yes
6. Deaf
7. Yes
8. Yes
9. Yes
10. Stick around
11. No
12. Yes
13. Yes
14. Intelligent
15. Legs
16. Yes
17. No

18. Isnt't a rhetorical question not asked to elicit an answer but rather asked to cause an effect?

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[mikeyboy]

18. Isnt't a rhetorical question not asked to elicit an answer but rather asked to cause an effect?


Yes. I'm an idiot. I was thinking hypothetical questions, and I even used the right word when loading the files into the file library. Too bad even mods can't edit thread titles.

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This message was edited by mikeyboy on 8-4-04 @ 8:30 PM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

1. Would you drown a box of puppies and kittens for a brand new car? No
2. Would you take $1,000,000 to never set foot in the United States again? No
3. Should rapists be branded or castrated? castrated
4. Would you allow yourself to be castrated for $1,000,000? Yes I'm not having kids so what do I care?

5. Would you eat a human to stay alive? Yes
6. Would you rather be blind or deaf? Blind

7. If your friend sold heroin to children, would you rat him out? No
8. Would you release a video of yourself having sex for $2,000,000? Yes That's for others to fret over
9. Would you allow yourself to be videotaped dropping mud in a glass toilet for $2,000,000? Yes
10. If you hit someone's parked car and caused damage, do you stick around or not? No
11. Would you kill an innocent person to stop world hunger?No

12. Would you kill an innocent person if a voice that you believed to be God told you to?No

13. Would you murder a stranger knowing it would save a family member from a tragic death?No

14. Would you want to be totally ripped or totally intelligent? intelligent
15. Which would you rather have cut off, your arms or your legs? legs

16. Would you drink a cup of Cigar Sid's chaw juice to end rape?No

17. If you could find out how and when you were going to die, would you want to know? No



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[JohnnyCash]

1. No
2. No
3. Both
4. No
5. Yes
6. deaf
7. Yes
8. Yes
9. Yes
10. No
11. No
12. No
13. Yes
14. Itelligent
15. Legs
16. Yes
17. No


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14. Itelligent


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[bigbaldirish]

1. Would you drown a box of puppies and kittens for a brand new car?
how big of a box? and what kind of car?

2. Would you take $1,000,000 to never set foot in the United States again?
nope

3. Should rapists be branded or castrated? Branded on their balls, and forehead

4. Would you allow yourself to be castrated for $1,000,000?
absolutely not

5. Would you eat a human to stay alive?
i hear they taste like bacon, so sure.

6. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
Blind.

7. If your friend sold heroin to children, would you rat him out? yes

8. Would you release a video of yourself having sex for $2,000,000?
damn straight i would, cuz that sucker distributor wont be making any money on it.

9. Would you allow yourself to be videotaped dropping mud in a glass toilet for $2,000,000?
See Above

10. If you hit someone's parked car and caused damage, do you stick around or not?
have and didn't, and will not. was minimal damage (scratched paint, fender bender) though, major damage i'll stick for

11. Would you kill an innocent person to stop world hunger? yep. break eggs to make omelet

12. Would you kill an innocent person if a voice that you believed to be God told you to?
that's a conundrum.... Thou shalt not kill... or disobey the voice of believed God.... no, either way i'm going to hell for stopping world hunger.

13. Would you murder a stranger knowing it would save a family member from a tragic death? nope, someone elses family member would be murdered tragically then.

14. Would you want to be totally ripped or totally intelligent? would i have to use the word "totally"... depends on the day really i have no answer for that one as i'm neither right now.

15. Which would you rather have cut off, your arms or your legs? legs.

16. Would you drink a cup of Cigar Sid's chaw juice to end rape? yep. but it would have to end all rape.. date rape... child molestation...

17. If you could find out how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?
yes. if it's soon i'm going a spendin on the credit card! if i'm gonna be a ripe old man, i'm going live the best damn life I can.



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