More Wisdom from the Commander-in-Chief

[Neogoon]

The fool knows everything, and nothing...

Bush Misspeak Cites U.S. Readiness to Harm U.S.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we," Bush said.

Yahoo News (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=564&e=8&u=/nm/bush_misspeak_dc)

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[Furtherman]

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha why does he even talk?

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[A.J.]

They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we," Bush said.

Actually, he didn't entirely misspeak:

When the plot thickens, the CIA calls in the professionals -- Hollywood screenwriters.

Addressing what the Sept. 11 commission said was one of the main failures of government -- imagination -- a senior CIA official said Wednesday the spy agency was willing to "push beyond the traditional boundaries of intelligence."

CIA Checking if Life Imitates Art (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=5883882)

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[Furtherman]

This video shows that our president really can speak his mind.

Straight Talk (http://www.kintera.org/atf/cf/{06DAEF0E-9000-4422-B4DA-AFBAA10CAF60}/STRAIGHTTALKHI.ASX)

More info:
White House West (http://whitehousewest.com/)

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[JerryTaker]

I heard that before, and nearly fell off my chair laughing....

who could possibly want 4 more years of THAT?

3 more months!!

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[TheMojoPin]

When the plot thickens, the CIA calls in the professionals -- Hollywood screenwriters.

Actually, both the CIA and FBI initiated similar "think tank" sessions within months of the 9/11 attacks.

Must be a slow news day with Reuters.

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[Furtherman]

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I'M GONNA EAT YA!

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[Teenweek]

can't wait to see this on tonight's Daily Show

[CaptClown]

Ironically he is right

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[Yerdaddy]

Our president talks like Clark Griswald at the lingerie counter.

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[A.J.]

Does Laura call him "Sparky" as well?

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[Furtherman]

As Bush rambled, looking like a schoolboy unprepared at the front of the class (http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5633644/site/newsweek/)

It is about time people starting laughing at him!



It didn't sound like a hard question. After George W. Bush delivered a tepidly received address to a convention of minority journalists, a Native-American editor from the Seattle Post-Intelligencer asked, "What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century?" As president and a former governor, the journalist said, Bush had a "unique experience, looking at [the issue] from two perspectives." The president fumbled. "Tribal sovereignty means that-it's sovereignty," he stammered. "I mean, you're a-you're a-you've been given sovereignty and you're viewed as a sovereign entity." As Bush rambled, looking like a schoolboy unprepared at the front of the class, many of the hundreds of Asian, black, Native American and Hispanic journalists gathered before him.well, snickered.


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[Melrapuo]

It's like 5th grade for him all over again. Makes you almost feel bad for him.

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[high fly]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we," Bush said.



WELL JUST WHICH SIDE IS THE SONOFABITCH ON, ANYWAY?

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[Furtherman]

"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'" -George W. Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004

"Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life." -George W. Bush, Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004

"As you know, we don't have relationships with Iran. I mean, that's - ever since the late '70s, we have no contacts with them, and we've totally sanctioned them. In other words, there's no sanctions - you can't - we're out of sanctions." -George W. Bush, Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004

Adventures In George W. Bushspeak (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm)

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[HBox]

If this isn't edited, this is my favorite Bushism so far: OB/GYN love. (http://mywebpages.comcast.net/atrios/bushlove.wmv)

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[Doomstone]

If this isn't edited, this is my favorite Bushism so far: OB/GYN love. (http://mywebpages.comcast.net/atrios/bushlove.wmv)



Keith Olbermann just showed that clip on his show, but with a much better camera angle. When they cut back to the studio you could hear someone in the background cracking up, and Keith himself seemed to be struggling to hold in the laughter.

So yeah, it's not edited, the monkey really did say that.

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[FUNKMAN]

If this isn't edited, this is my favorite Bushism so far: OB/GYN love.


i heard this earlier today, good stuff!

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[FUNKMAN]

i saw some new footage this evening and this is what he had to say:

"John Kerry is gonna raise taxes on the wealthiest people. Well you know what, those people have lawyers and accountants so you know who is gonna wind up paying, the middle class"

pretty much word for word!

and these are probably the truest words he has ever spoken and you know why? because he comes from a family in that 'wealth' category... so what did he do, he gave the wealthiest the largest tax break...

if that's not a i'n your face/kick in the teeth' to the middle class whether your republican or democrat then you really are not being honest with yourself...

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[DarkHippie]

"John Kerry is gonna raise taxes on the wealthiest people. Well you know what, those people have lawyers and accountants so you know who is gonna wind up paying, the middle class"
So bush's logic is that they're not gonna pay the taxes anyway, so we might as well give them a tax cut and see if it boosts the economy.

Why don't we just close off the tax shelters and loopholes instead?

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[HBox]

Here's a portion of Bush's new stump speech:

"You know, it's just too hard to catch these dang serial killers! And once we do, they hire them big city lawyers to defend em! It ends up costing more 'an a mule and forty acres in the end! So I says we just forget bout catchin them damn serial killers!'

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[Reephdweller]

Not to add fire to this thread, but the scariest thing of all is that he's surging in the polls regardless of the stupid things he says...

WASHINGTON - President Bush has surged to a 13-point lead over Sen. John Kerry among likely voters, a new Gallup Poll shows. The 55%-42% match-up is the first statistically significant edge either candidate has held this year. (http://usatoday.printthis.clickability.com/pt/cpt?action=cpt&title=USATODAY.com+-+Bush+clear+leader+in+poll&expire=&urlID=11666886&fb=Y&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.usatoday.com%2Fnews%2Fpolitic selections%2Fnation%2Fpresident%2F2004-09-17-gallup-poll_x.htm%3FPOE%3DNEWISVA&partnerID=1660)

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[A.J.]

Why don't we just close off the tax shelters and loopholes instead?

Because the millionaires who represent us in Congress (from BOTH parties) aren't too keen to do that. You talk about rewriting the tax code and all hell breaks loose.

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[LordJezo]

Not to add fire to this thread, but the scariest thing of all is that he's surging in the polls regardless of the stupid things he says...

WASHINGTON - President Bush has surged to a 13-point lead over Sen. John Kerry among likely voters, a new Gallup Poll shows. The 55%-42% match-up is the first statistically significant edge either candidate has held this year. (http://usatoday.printthis.clickability.com/pt/cpt?action=cpt&title=USATODAY.com+-+Bush+clear+leader+in+poll&expire=&urlID=11666886&fb=Y&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.usatoday.com%2Fnews%2Fpolitic selections%2Fnation%2Fpresident%2F2004-09-17-gallup-poll_x.htm%3FPOE%3DNEWISVA&partnerID=1660)


Not scary at all! Just shows that the people are bright enough to vote for the right guy instead of the lying killer named Kerry.

Seems the loud angry left is not as strong as they thought they were!

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[FUNKMAN]

What's the date on that poll? I saw on CNN yesterday that it was 46%-Bush to 45%-Kerry with likely voters and dead even with registered voters...

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[silera]

Just shows that the people are bright enough to vote for the right guy instead of the lying killer named Kerry.


Wow.


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[Furtherman]

Just shows that the people are bright enough to vote for the right guy instead of the lying killer named Kerry.


Spoken like a true Bush.

If your short, yellow bus comes to a stop on train tracks, just close your eyes. It'll be over quickly.

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[FUNKMAN]

just read this:

Woman Disrupts Laura Bush Speech in N.J.

a few interesting clips

"The first lady continued speaking, touting her husband's record on the economy, health care"

health care? - there are more people without healthcare than when he took office. i personally have had to pay more out-of-pocket- for less benefits since he took office.

economy? - more people living in poverty, largest tax-cut for the wealthiest.

"Bush said. "It's for our country, it's for our children, our grandchildren that we do the hard work of confronting terror."

as far as i know none of the terrorist of 9/11 came from Iraq, or were even Iraqian. or any other terrorist attack...


i'm sure the Bush's are for the most part 'decent people' but it's a sorry state of affairs in this country where hundreds of millions of dollars are being spent to have bullshit shoved down the throats of the American people...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040917/ap_on_el_pr/laura_bush_protester


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[Reephdweller]

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Kerry's lookin' a little dogged lately...why the long face John?

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