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Doctor Manhattan
08-06-2004, 10:26 AM
Review: Collateral (2004)

Fucking awesome!

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08-06-2004, 10:29 AM
nice

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mikeyboy
08-06-2004, 10:36 AM
informative!

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Tall_James
08-06-2004, 10:36 AM
Your reviews - succinct and effective.

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Doctor Manhattan
08-06-2004, 10:37 AM
I figure there's plenty of reviews that go on and on trying to impress the reader (or in the case of Aint it Cool News, describe Fat Harry's day before the screening) If you really want that stuff you should go to rottentomatoes.com (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/collateral/) And you'll find a bunch of reviews put together.

Bottom line, this isn't a regular Tom Cruise movie or some formula action film . And that guy from In Living Color was real good!

If you liked HEAT you'll love this.

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Hoojibs
08-06-2004, 10:38 AM
With in depth and spoilerific reivews like that you will be putting Little Tony DeFranco out of work.

I wish they had reviews like that that during the commercials. Ebert says " Fucking Awesome".

I just checked www.metacritic.com which has all the reviews from all media sources. It looks like LA Times, NY Magazine, Variety, and a list of more giving this movie good reviews. I might have to go check it out now.

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Doctor Manhattan
08-06-2004, 10:42 AM
...you will be putting Little Tony DeFranco out of work.

I almost put "Heartbeat is your heart pumping blood to the rest of your body" at the bottom of the "review"

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jeffdwright2001
08-06-2004, 10:43 AM
Review: Collateral (2004)
Fucking awesome!


Review: Body Heat (1981)
Awesome fucking

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Doctor Manhattan
08-06-2004, 10:43 AM
touch‚

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FMJeff
08-06-2004, 11:08 AM
Blows a DeFranco review right out of the water

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Doctor Manhattan
08-06-2004, 11:09 AM
I just read this:

* Adam Sandler was considered for the role of Max before Jamie Foxx was cast.


That would have sucked!

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Doctor Manhattan
08-06-2004, 06:08 PM
I don't know if Paul O actually saw Collateral. "Moments" was a theme in the film, but there was no "I'm not sure if I should pick up Tom Cruise in my cab" moment like he described. Not a spoiler: he's just a regular fare when Jamie Fox and Cruise meet for the first time.

Possible spoiler:<font color=white>That guy, Jason Statham, from "Transporter" "Snatch" "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels " and "The Italian Job" was in the beginning of the film for a second, but he never showed up again, I expected him to return. </font>No big deal.

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Mike Teacher
08-06-2004, 07:30 PM
Co-Lateral me that statue, I'm scoring a touchdown with Oscar!!! ... geh geh geh

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Teenweek
08-07-2004, 03:44 PM
I second that review. Fucking awesome especially the dance club scene.

Yerdaddy
08-07-2004, 04:05 PM
Man, you guys all suck!!!!1! I took your guys' advice and went out looking for this movie and ended up seeing something called "Colon-Terrell" by mistake. It turned out to be SF 49er running back Terrell Owens's colonoscopy!!1!!!!1 It was like a black-on-brown crime scene!! Talk about your dark side of the moon!!!1 Now I know why they're named after the "Miner 49ers"!!!1!!!!1!! That doctor was mining for coal!!!1111!! I think I saw the canary, and I for damn sure know it was dead!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!

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JustJon
08-07-2004, 06:30 PM
Blows a DeFranco review right out of the water
And even grammatically correct!

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08-07-2004, 07:47 PM
Frikkin Awesome!
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Doctor Manhattan
08-08-2004, 05:47 AM
I want to see it again.

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