i need your advice

[WNEWstinks]

I was mowing the lawn today. Wearing an old t-shirt, sweating, my hand green because the piece of crap bag never catches all of the grass; when this girl who lives down the block comes up to me with a friend of hers.

So here I am, a mess. I see them walking across the street and then cross over infront of my house. I take off my headphones, turn off my korn cd.

I greet them, they greet me and we talk for a few mins. Keep in mind I never talked to her before, but have taken notice. She invites me to her 14th birthday party (i'm 19) Saturday night, I say yes.

She said she has noticed me since I moved a little over a year ago and has a ''crush'' on me. She asks me if I have a girlfriend, I said no. She says "do you want to take me out sometime". I say yes. I can't pass this up.

I'm having second thoughts. What if I get sexual with her and statuary rape is reported. My whole life is gone. I don"t want to pass this up but if i don"t i could fuck up the rest of my life What the fuck should I do?

[Lumber]

Don`t fuckin` do it...14?

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[ADF]

Your first mistake was listening to Korn.

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[Mike Teacher]

Yer 19 shes 14 dont matter if she begs for it and then seconds and thirds its rape. just say no and run at a high rate of speed. why? i have no idea.

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[grlNIN]

Your first mistake was listening to Korn.





ding ding ding.



I don't know why you'd have to second guess this, she's 14, you're a pervert.

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[mikeyboy]

Just a bad, bad idea.

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[ADF]

I don't know why you'd have to second guess this, she's 14, you're a pervert.


First Guy: Hey, you got 14 year old in my pervert!

Second Guy: Hey, you got pervert in my 14 year old!

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[Arienette]

the first step in making sure you don't get caught is posting about it on an internet message board. they are never monitored. you should be fine. have at her.

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[grlNIN]

This reminds me of a scene from the movie Grind, where the Dad gets out of his car with a baseball bat to beat the shit out of a boy that's hitting on his daughter.

I cannot apologize enough for seeing this movie and knowing this.

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[Lumber]

This reminds me of a scene from the movie Grind, where the Dad gets out of his car with a baseball bat to beat the shit out of a boy that's hitting on his daughter.

I cannot apologize enough for seeing this movie and knowing this.

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[Reephdweller]

Um. I stopped at the part when you said "14". Though I should have stopped at the "Korn" part.

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[JohnnyCash]

Stay away from that. 14 is way too young. Dont even go to the party.













And, as posted before, STOP LISTENING TO KORN!

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[FUNKMAN]

Your first mistake was listening to Korn.


Word Up!

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SHOCK POSTER COME BACK!


I agree with SatCam. Either this is a shock post, or you are a moron.

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[reeshy]

I learned a new word today...Pedophilia...can you say that???..Welcome to my neighborhood....

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[monsterone]

souldn't even cross your mind unless you like the idea of jail time.

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[Lumber]

Here`s the best advice :
1) Drop pants
2) Lube ass
3) Take pounding like a good boy
4) Tell new boyfriend "Biff" you`ll always be their

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[kevcala]

15 'll get you 20. Or in your case, 14 'll get your 19. Either way its a good chunk of your life pissed away in prison Why not masturbate to "barely legal" pron to get by, like the rest if us., Chances are you little promiscuous friend my already be on a web site. ps i love pron.

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[East Side Dave]

I believe this to be an important issue, and one that many Americans struggle with every day. I personally would if I was dr- oh! Sorry. I thought this was the "fucking a dolphin in the ass" thread.

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[TheMojoPin]

Wearing an old t-shirt, sweating, my hand green because the piece of crap bag never catches all of the grass

Ooooh.

Forget her...I'LL fuck you.

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[Katylina]

the first step in making sure you don't get caught is posting about it on an internet message board. they are never monitored. you should be fine. have at her.


Hahahahahha.

Can't you get a girlfriend your own age?

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[ag]

Your first mistake is saying hello to her, second, you'd have to be really desperate to go after a 14 year old

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[keithy_19]

I say go for it. Seriously, just do horrible things to her. Poo on her face and stuff. People on this board are telling you that you're stupid for even thinking about doing this, but I think they are wrong for judging you! It seems like you realy want this, so go for it. You won't get in trouble. So...GO FOR IT!

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[WNEWstinks]

I went to the little bash lastnight, and had a good time. this is how it went....

Took a shower, put on some of my best duds, got pumped (lput on a little Korn,,ya ya I read), got her a card and put a fifty in it (I'm the chepest german out there, I had to think long and hard about this).

I was a bit nurvis because I didn't know anyone there except some kids that live 2 houses down that I hardly see. She introduced me to her friends, I talked and joked the night away. Nothing too eventful until we talked about us as far as dating.

Where going out this Friday night. She's excited about it, as am I. She looks great and is a nice person from what I've seen. I'll be at my best and hay she's a horney 14 now, only 5 years younger then me. What's the big deal.

I'll keep everyone updated, ccc ya

[Arienette]

idiot.

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[reeshy]

I read this as a poor attempt at immature, adolescent shockposting...doesn't do a thing for me!!!

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[Lumber]

I stongly suggest you start shoving small things up your ass now & gradually work your way up to larger items. You`ll need it when your new boyfriend gets ahold of your ass. On the other hand, maybe your Dad or Her`s should have a chat w/ you. Maybe a good fuckin` beating would straighten out that warped brain of your`s.

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[Def Dave in SC]

Why ask for advice if you do the exact OPPOSITE of what everyone has told you.

Look, a really good friend of mine did 2/12 years in a state prison because of something like this. He was in his early 20s and she was, I believe 16. Everything was consensual, but the parents found out and flipped out, as they should.

Bottom line, life is all about choices, and right now you are making a very bad one. Its one thing if you guys are seeing each other on the down low, but the entire neighborhood and all her friends now know.

And why would you give her $50? If you want to pay for sex with an underage girl, go get an oriental massage. Its a lot cheaper.

Not only that, but Korn???? It can't be said enough; these guys stink. C'mon, your not in middle school anymore, its ok to like real music.


Oh, and by the way,


nurvis


thats a joke, right?

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[mdr55]

So what do her parents think about you taking their daughter out???

P.S. Don't forget to bring her back before her curfew. Just make sure her parents don't catch you kissing her at the front door before you say goodnight. ;p

[reeshy]

P.S. Don't forget to bring her back before her curfew. Just make sure her parents don't catch you kissing her at the front door before you say goodnight.


Why do you even encourage this asshole????

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[Duke]

bad idea....

thats all i have to say






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[WNEWstinks]

1. I'm not a ''shock poster'', something interesting happened in my life and I posted about it. Sorry if nothing interesting goes on with you.

2. I gave her $50 so I wouldn't look like as ass by not getting her anything. Why not show up to her birthday bash with nothing, you ass.

3. I'm going on a date with her. Nothing sexual is going to happen on this date. If all goes well and we click then i'll let nature take it's course.



This message was edited by WNEWstinks on 8-8-04 @ 11:17 PM

[Duke]

hey are you going to be "charming" and share your bed with her and give her warm milk....

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[keithy_19]

You sir, are my new hero.

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[TheMojoPin]

Giving money to somebody for their birthday, and they're NOT your niece/nephew/grandchild, is the sleaziest thing you can do, whether she was a chick, dude, 14 or 44.

And if you're not dicking around, think how much you'll be fucking this girls' life up if you "make a move" on her. I don't give a fuck how much YOU think she "wants it"...she was just 13 a week ago, for Christ's sake. You'll ruin the rest of her life if you do anything to her.

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[Lumber]

Why even bother chewing his ass to try & help him out w/ some logic. He most likely started wackin` his wood while laying on his Spiderman sheets just thinking about that Queefer...

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[mdr55]

2. I gave her $50 so I wouldn't look like as ass by not getting her anything. Why not show up to her birthday bash with nothing, you ass.
$50 is kind of steep for a girl you just met. You should have bought her a picture frame or something. Besides she invited you at the last minute.

3. I'm going on a date with her. Nothing sexual is going to happen on this date. If all goes well and we click then i'll let nature take it's course.
If your going to do that please wear protection. One of you is already too much- don't want to see another one of you running around. 2 mouths to feed--that's alot of grass cutting.

[reeshy]

I'm going on a date with her. Nothing sexual is going to happen on this date. If all goes well and we click then i'll let nature take it's course.


Let me know what kind of smokes you like...I'll send them to the Pen so you can give them to your new "Sugardaddy"


And he thinks we're assholes!!!!! HEEHAW

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[Lumber]

Not only is it alot of grass cutting, she`ll have to sell off her "Barbie" collection.

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[Mr.Angelino]

I think there is nothing wrong with your situation whatsoever as long as her parents are aware of your relationship together. Being that the first "real" time you spent was at her house and I'm taking a calculated guess that her parent(s) were there you are doing nothing wrong. Sounds like the two of you are just being human. By some of the responses in this thread one would think you are a habitual sex offender, some people need to calm their nut.

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[mdr55]

At least she knows how to cook................with her E-Z bake oven.

[TheMojoPin]

Sounds like the two of you are just being human. By some of the responses in this thread one would think you are a habitual sex offender, some people need to calm their nut.

Bullshit.

He's a young man talking about dating a child.

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[reeshy]

some people need to calm their nut.


Mr. Angelino,
If you read this pedophiles first post in this thread...he was talking about statutory rape...you figure it out , Genius!!!!

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[Lumber]

I think there is nothing wrong with your situation whatsoever as long as her parents are aware of your relationship together. Being that the first "real" time you spent was at her house and I'm taking a calculated guess that her parent(s) were there you are doing nothing wrong. Sounds like the two of you are just being human. By some of the responses in this thread one would think you are a habitual sex offender, some people need to calm their nut.

<IMG SRC=http://members.aol.com/CTPinayGirl/Pics/angelino.jpg>Dude! Can I fuck your little daughter? It sounds like your views are a little bent too.

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[Mr.Angelino]

And if you're not dicking around, think how much you'll be fucking this girls' life up if you "make a move" on her. I don't give a fuck how much YOU think she "wants it"...she was just 13 a week ago, for Christ's sake. You'll ruin the rest of her life if you do anything to her.

Thank you for your services Doctor but we can do without the melodramatics just fine.

Quit making this much more than it really is.

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[keithy_19]

Hey Mr. A, why don't you go with him and double team her! It's ok. She'll 'want' it. Ugh...People...

We had an assembly at our school this year about sex offenders and stuff. 5 years is not kosher man. It doesn't matter if she likes you, you need to be the adult and take reponsibility for your actions.

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[mdr55]

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Are you sure you were listening to a KORN CD not a JoJo one??

[canofsoup15]

Which KoRn cd was it? (Just to clarify, I must know)

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[keithy_19]

I rented secret window, and I like how he buries the bodies in the corn field. And then he bites the corn. Creepy. And really funny.

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[mdr55]

19 years old is too old to go out with a 14 year old.

If you want to be friends.....fine. Other than that forget about it.

But if you like being called Chester.......you'll have fun in the Big House. ;p

[Lumber]

19 years old is too old to go out with a 14 year old.

If you want to be friends.....fine. Other than that forget about it.

But if you like being called Chester.......you'll have fun in the Big House. ;p

How true...But, look at the bright side Dude, you`ll be close to home. The N.J. Dept. of Corrections for Adult Diagnostic & Treatment is only 20-30 mins out of N.Y.! Shit, it`s right next to Rahway State Pen!

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[Mr.Angelino]

The most important factor you must remember is to hide nothing from her parents. Any kind of relationship the two of you may have in mind can only occur with her parent's consent. If you stray from this law at all then you open yourself up for all the displeasing "revelations" the "concerned" people here have shared with you.

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[TheMojoPin]

Quit making this much more than it really is.

You're a hack.

And even though this is all fake as hell, there's never any justitifcation for a 19-year-old dating a 14-year-old that JUST turned 14 a few days ago.

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[Lumber]

[quote]The most important factor you must remember is to hide nothing from her parents. Any kind of relationship the two of you may have in mind can only occur with her parent's consent. If you stray from this law at all then you open yourself up for all the displeasing "revelations" the "concerned" people here have shared with you.





I have a good idea...Let`s start a "Encourage Phedophilia" thread...

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[mdr55]

WNEWstinks- take the Jailbait quiz posted in an earlier thread and tell us how you did.

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[Duke]

this is just plain wrong

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[keithy_19]

I blame rap music. Oh wait...he was listening to Korn, I guess I blame vegetables with no talent.

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[serVice]

Jailtime and all else aside, the thing you're not thinking of is the fact that she is in like middle school. Do you, having graduated high-school, or at least of the age to have, want to picking up your girlfriend in front of a middle-school. A middle-school for god sakes.
Plus don't forget the fact that if you ever piss this girl off, she will always have an easy way to get back at you, and there's nothing that you'll be able to say to get people to believe a damn word you say in your defense. Jailtime for breaking up with a fucking broad. And don't think for a second that this girl is different and wouldn't do it.

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[mdr55]

Didn't O or was it A that had a fascination with the Olsen Twins before they both turned legal???

[mdr55]

But if he picks her up at the school, she'll be one of the Cool kids cuz her boyfriend has a car. ;)

[Mr.Angelino]

You're a hack.


Very well Doctor but you need to work on your originality.

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[canofsoup15]

Jailtime and all else aside, the thing you're not thinking of is the fact that she is in like middle school. Do you, having graduated high-school, or at least of the age to have, want to picking up your girlfriend in front of a middle-school. A middle-school for god sakes.


If she just turned fourteen a few days ago, and she lives in New Jersey (cause the cut off date is august). Then shes a Freshman. Not justification but it softens the blow a tad.


Just think that if we all lived in the south in hick country, this would be completely normal.

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My work here is done.

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[JohnnyCash]

If my sister was 14 and came home with a 19 year old, I would have a serious fucking talk with him. Its way too young. Theres a reason why its illegal.

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[bigbaldirish]

the middle school argument is enough alone to deter a 19 year old (or should be) unless he has ZERO friends to pick on him for dating a middle schooler.

5 years is not a big difference, IF YOUR 25 AND SHE'S 20!!!!!!!!!1111 (taking punctuation from reeshy)

14 -19 is world of difference in maturity. (not to mention if she's trying to get with a 19 year old, she is and/or will probably be a slut in her own right)

and mojo is a doctor?

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[keithy_19]

Ok. She's a freshman. Four years is ok. Not good, but if you are both in school I can get it. But you're out of school man. This girl has plenty of time to get knocked up by other old guys still in high school.

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[Lumber]

and mojo is a doctor?


and mojo is a doctor?

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When I have a cold I got to mojo. He gives me nyquil, and cambells soup.

When I have a fever I got to mojo, and he gives me more cowbell.

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[reeshy]

Very well Doctor but you need to work on your originality.


you just started posting and already made enemies...why don't you leave..there are other boards that will support your position...like NAMBLA!!! go go the fuck away!!!!

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[Arienette]

I'm going on a date with her. Nothing sexual is going to happen on this date. If all goes well and we click then i'll let nature take it's course.

i can't quite imagine what a 19 year old and a 14 year old could possibly have in common other than something sexual. or were you planning on talking politics with her? even though she might look like an adult, you know that she's not one. she can't handle even dating you. if you don't end up in jail, you'll be lucky to just end up with her as a crazed stalker when you realize that you don't really want to be with a little girl.

and, as far as speaking to the parents, if they say that it's ok for you to date their daughter, you might want to consider running as fast as you can in the opposite direction... far too much drama.

are you really that pathetic that you can't find a girl closer to your own age? and one that has the capacity to actually make adult choices?

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[East Side Dave]

Maybe he could get a time machine and go back four years and bang her....... nope...... because that would mean that she would be nine... ok, then go back five years earlier than that and become nine yourself and- no, no...she would be four, then.......oh! maybe you could freeze yourself for five years and then half a decade would go by and you two would be the same age! Having mutual and consensual, awesome nine-year-old sodomy!! See? It always comes back to time machines!

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[JPMNICK]

There really is nothing to advise here. This is an easy NO. I know a few 14 year old girls who look 18 or 19. Still does not make it ok. and even if it did, you would have to feel like a tool going out with a 14 year old. it just SOUNDS pathetic. if you are 19 you must have just graduated higschool and maybe are in college. find a chick your age. it is really easy. college girls, especially freshemen, are usally drunken whores.

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[phixion]

awesome nine-year-old sodomy


east side dave is a genius

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[grlNIN]

Atleast if he slides on jailtime he'll get to personally introduce himself to every and all neighbors as a recognized sex offender.


Have fun with that.

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Horny 14 year olds should stick with horny 14 year olds.

Horny 19 year olds.... do you have any idea how many horny 19 year old women are out there.... LOSER!?

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[Hoojibs]

Ok. She's a freshman. Four years is ok. Not good, but if you are both in school I can get it. But you're out of school man. This girl has plenty of time to get knocked up by other old guys still in high school.


Actually if she just turned 14 then that means she hasn't actually even started high school yet. She just finished junior high school. This month she should be doing high school orientation.

I don't care if she looks 20, that line won't work in any court of law. Don't be stupid and stop thinking with your dick.

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[phixion]

what is this jr high school and middle school bullshit? i went from grade school to high school no inbetween nonsense.

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[Emeril_Dice]

Mr. Angelino was banned from this board because of this:

I tried to quote directly from the thread titled "Why Mojo Why" where a member was upset over an apparent abuse of power from "TheMojoPin". That thread is no where to be found as far as I can see. Odd or maybe just convenient.

Poor baby Mojo had his little, itty, bitty feelings hurt. Awwww.

Ban Angelino that tyrant, how dare he say such hurtful things! He knows Mojo has a sensitive vagina and should have known not to utter such honesty.

Btw...I'm no fan of Angelino (although his sig rocks) or his opinions but this censorship and manipulation by the mods has got to be stopped or at the very least acknowledged.

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[keithy_19]

Mr. A was instigating.

And can we just stop with all the board politics? It's a message board! Just have fun.

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[Emeril_Dice]

Mr. A was instigating.


Wrong kid, he gave his opinion and then was attacked after certain people didn't like his views. See for yourself in this thread. The guy did nothing wrong and you're old enough to realize that banning him is a reflection of the adolescent way this site is run by some of the big babies they call moderators here.

And can we just stop with all the board politics? It's a message board! Just have fun.


That's the whole point, he was banned and "shut up" due to a few juvenile people that constantly poilce this board thinking they are some kind of "cyber" constables.

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[Def Dave in SC]

OH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Look, if you want to go on some "crusade" against the evils of this board, do it on your own time. Stop using a funny character to "take it to the man".

Look, I've said it many, many, many times. If you don't like the conditions, quit crying about it and leave for good. Don't leave, then come back with another name and bitch. Nobody actually believes that there are a whole bunch of people who feel the same as you, I think its pretty clear that it is a very small minority of people who use more than one name.

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[keithy_19]

Oh Dave, just wondering, how's college treating ya? Are ya happy at your school?

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[Def Dave in SC]

Actually, Keithy, I leave for school on friday, but I'll make sure to keep you informed.

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[keithy_19]

Thank you sir. I'm looking for colleges so I'm curious I guess.

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so I'm curious I guess.


So I've heard. Blue berries and all.

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[Iamnotatool]

Emeril Dice sucked as a character, and sucks as a soap box talker as well.

Someone get him a kleenex.....BAMN BAMN BAMN


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Keith, you like blueberries?

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[TheKnicks23]

Well said Dave.

Stop pretending that you "come and go when you please". You're obviously constantly reading this board. I've never seen anyone who hated a place so much, return time and time again.

If you look at your post history (on either name), its constant bitching and moaning. Get a life, one that doesn't involve a message board.

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[Def Dave in SC]

I have a feeling that its not Moe, he was always very adament that people should say whats on their mind, rather than use characters or alternate names to do so. So, if it is Moe, than hes a humongous hypocrite, but I don't think so. I'm pretty sure I know who it is though...

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[JPMNICK]

Wait.. so emeril dice is east side dave?

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[Freakshow]

nope, try again. (I think I know, and there are hints, but I really don't care)

Are there really like 3 or 4 people on this board with like 8 or 10 'second' identities?



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An alias is an alias.

Just let it slide.

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its not always JUST an Alias


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I killed him. He's decomposing in my locker.

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WNEW, this is what you do.
You be nice to her, but don't let her know all about you, so as to preserve an air of mystery.
Of course you can't touch her now, but that crush'll linger and just think, when you're 25, or even later, you can knock the bottom outta that thang.
In my late teens and early twenties, a few young girls got crushes on me and I played my cards right and had -em sorta in reserve till much later when the age difference didn't mean as much.

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[Mr.Angelino]

Are there really like 3 or 4 people on this board with like 8 or 10 'second' identities?


Yes and I've been told I'm one of them!

Just let it slide.



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[WNEWstinks]

High fly, you got the right idea. Great men think alike.


I'm going out with her tonight. I'm taking her to eat at 'Singaltons'...a nice place in Bethpage. Then were going to the Nassau mall's movies and catch whatever is playing at the time we get there.

I hear rain tonight so im going to keep a light jacket in my back seat and offer it to her if need be.

I'm hoping for a kiss when it's all said and done. I'm not expecting anything more. I'm da man!!

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Don't forget to ask for a bib and highchair for her when you get there sicko.

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[DreamWeaver]

I'd like to share a short story with you. When I was 14 I dated an 18 year old. I thought he was the greatest thing in the world. He had a car, could take me out to dinner, get me high. It was heaven. A month or so into it I gave up my virginity to him. Not only did I lose my virginity to the biggest scumbag in the world, I lost any sense of reality I had. When I look back I wonder what the hell we had in common. Oh wait...he wanted to fuck me. Oh that's right. Oh and he got me pregnant and never spoke to me again. That was fun.

Thank you, good night.

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[Justice4all]

Wow G...talk about putting some personal shit on the board. I would not know what to say other then on behalf of MOST men everywhere...I am sorry???
Now as for the topic at hand....first off....WNEW it sounds like to me she is playing you. And not only that kids at 14 are NOT the naive little virgins they used to be. chances are this kid has been sucking dick (which today seems to be a polite form of greeting amoung teen agers today) for quite some time. You said her friend was with her? I am willing to bet SHE bet her friend as to see if she could get a 19 year old to ask her out. Or however it was worked out. Were you decent enough to go to the party and get her something...yes. Should you go out with her on ONE date...yes...and ON that date make sure she realizes that sex is NOT an option. Dude you might wind up fucking her (GOD I HOPE NOT) and she could then turn around and pull a Kobe Bryant on you. Sounds like this chick is up to something.
When I was 16 I dated a 13 year old. This chick had an awsome body and looked like SHE was 19. But even if the body rocks she was STILL 13 and it STILL felt weird dating her.

I know someone who had a girl who was friends with his sister...they always had a little flirtation thing going on and it was AFTER she turned 18 they acted on it. It was BRILLIANT on his part to wait. And it was not like he was just sitting and waiting. She wanted it from him. (I should point out this guy is my hero!!!)

Hey all men fall under the temptation of wanting that "dirty little girl" but the difference between a normal fantasy and a pervert is the pervert ACTS on it. If you have a 14 year old wanting you like she does why not aim a little higher for like 16...THAT seems to be a little more normal. (Yea like this topic is normal)
Oh yes...and by the way....if you did plan on banging a 14 year old and you are an adult in the eyes of the courts...posting it here for the world to see was not the brightest idea.




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[DreamWeaver]

Actually I'm serious. I don't care if you guys know about it. It was 13 years ago. I'm over it. Well not really but whatever. I'm not looking for an apology from men everywhere or even sympathy. Just sharing a relevent story is all.

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[keithy_19]

sucking dick (which today seems to be a polite form of greeting amoung teen agers today)


Why is no one polite to me?

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[canofsoup15]

sucking dick (which today seems to be a polite form of greeting amoung teen agers today)


It hasn't gotten so bad as that it's the greeting yet, but I can imagine that happening (as awful and perverted and sick as that may seem). Nowadays it's almost "mandatory" after a couple months in a "relationship (I have trouble saying that because at younger ages can you even consider it love?)" as a way for the girl to prove she loves the guy apparently.

It's awful, it's completely immoral, and it's just wrong. It's getting younger and younger too, it has already bred itself into middle school and if it continues this trend, I think we should bring castration back (in a big way).

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sucking dick (which today seems to be a polite form of greeting amoung teen agers today)


Why is no one polite to me?


because your miserable




sorry couldn't leave it alone keithy :)

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[keithy_19]

It's ok. I actually thought it was more because of the fact that I lost one ball in a blender accident. But it could be that I'm miserable, who knows?

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[bigbaldirish]

what wouldever make you go near a blender with your testicles? lose a bet? mean brothers?

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It's ok. I actually thought it was more because of the fact that I lost one ball in a blender accident. But it could be that I'm miserable, who knows?

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[keithy_19]

what wouldever make you go near a blender with your testicles? lose a bet? mean brothers?


Curiosity... :confuse:

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[East Side Dave]

I just remembered the School House Rock episode/song that talks about this. It's a little guy in a pink suit with a hard hat on and the lyrics go:


Fourteen year-olds are cute,
sweet as chocolate cake
but you can't bang 'em
or it's statutory rape!


And then the guy does this little dance and dives into a pool of Capri Sun where he uses a pencil eraser as a surf board and quite possibly this episode never happened but rather was hallucinated I'll need to investigate...

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[kevcala]

It's ok. I actually thought it was more because of the fact that I lost one ball in a blender accident. But it could be that I'm miserable, who knows?

Blender. . . Maxim or Stuff I could see, but Blender?!

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[Mr.Angelino]

When I was 14 I dated an 18 year old. I thought he was the greatest thing in the world. He had a car, could take me out to dinner, get me high. It was heaven. A month or so into it I gave up my virginity to him. Not only did I lose my virginity to the biggest scumbag in the world, I lost any sense of reality I had. When I look back I wonder what the hell we had in common. Oh wait...he wanted to fuck me. Oh that's right. Oh and he got me pregnant and never spoke to me again. That was fun.


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[TheMojoPin]

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[reeshy]

Why is this asshole still here???

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[Duke]

so what ever happend?

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[WNEWstinks]

Funny you should bring this up. I was working yesterday (lifeguard at a gym) and she comes to visit me.

I have some small talk with her. How's school, vacation ect. and she wants to go out again. (We went out a total of 3 times) I like her and have nothing better to do so were going out on Wednesday night. She's cool and I like her.

Also she is on the school ''kickline'' team...this is the closest to a cheerleader as I'll ever get.

[keithy_19]

Fourth date, huh? Time to fuck her without a rubber!

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[JesterOfSadness]

Sorry to say this bro, but I thought I was sad.

Your thread about giving her money reminds me of my adventures of being a clown

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[mdr55]

So you guys went out 3 times and making it a fourth...........does that mean you guys are going study???? Sweet!!!!

But your a lifeguard that works in a gym and you can't find no other girls (over 18) to "HANG" with??? What's up with that????????


Hafa Adai

[grlNIN]

Also she is on the school ''kickline'' team...this is the closest to a cheerleader as I'll ever get.



Adorable.


Just adorable!

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[INFOSTUD]

I wonder if the prison gym will have a pool. She could come watch you make license plates or watch you get electro-shock treatments to treat your pedaphila

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[WNEWstinks]

I like the way girls over 18 look, but that's about it. Younger girls are much nicer. I feel like I can be myself around them. They are funny to talk and hang around with. I guess I just enjoy being around a young, cute, non-warshedup girl. You should try it sometime, you'll be impressed.

On a funner note, I have 3 more years of College and then I'll be a teacher...How ironic would it be if I was her teacher?

[JesterOfSadness]

Nah, I think I'll stay a lonely guy instead of...well.....dating a kid


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[grlNIN]

Are you for real?


Seriously.

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[INFOSTUD]

You're going to be a teacher and you like girls under 18. It's suddenly becoming a lot clearer.

What happened you couldn't get into seminary school or land a job as a lifeguard at Neverland.

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This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 9-12-04 @ 12:12 AM

[INFOSTUD]

The idea is to have children--not date them.

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This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 9-11-04 @ 11:51 PM

[Duke]

by the way is her name sat cam?

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[INFOSTUD]

I thinks Mary Kay Letourneau's jail cell is un-occupied.

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This message was edited by INFOSTUD on 9-11-04 @ 11:58 PM

[WNEWstinks]

[quote]You're going to be a teacher and you like girls under 18. It's suddenly becoming a lot clearer.

What happen you couldn't get into seminary school or land a job as a lifeguard at Neverland.



See this is where you have me all wrong. I will not do anything more then kiss and or feel her. If anything mor is to happen then it will be her who starts it. I'm being a nice guy here. Anyone else would take advantage of her. I'm the good guy for going out with her. Her parents have no fears when she's around me because it will only go as far as she wants it to go.

Also she came back for more. She must like me and I like her. Nothing wrong with that.

[JesterOfSadness]

Whatever floats yer boat man

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[INFOSTUD]

Sounds like a great defense that will hold up in a court of law. Why didn't Mary Kay Letourneau think of that?

Yeah, it's all the under-aged kid's fault. Why should someone five years older be more responsible.

Yeah, it's all the under-aged kid's fault .

I like that. I like that a lot.

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[grlNIN]

I'm the good guy for going out with her.


Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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[Duke]

wow its also great newstinks that your profile under intrest says jacking...

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[Hoojibs]

Younger girls are much nicer. I feel like I can be myself
around them. They are funny to talk and hang around with. I
guess I just enjoy being around a young, cute, non-warshedup
girl. You should try it sometime, you'll be impressed.

Wow, this reminds me of that South Park episode where a
twenty something year old is dating Stan's sister. "I told you
I'm a very immature 19."

If you can only be yourself around 14 year olds then there's
something wrong with you.

And yeah all girls are washed up once they hit 18. Good call
getting them before they have all that emotional baggage.

Try and rationalize it all you like, you are still lusting after a girl
who's been in high school all of what 2 weeks?

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This message was edited by Hoojibs on 9-12-04 @ 12:39 AM

[grlNIN]

And yeah all girls are washed up once they hit 18. Good call
getting them before they have all that emotional baggage.


I resent that!

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[keithy_19]

I love this guy.

You sir, are a pedafile, and you don't care if anyone knows.

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[mdr55]

I like the way girls over 18 look, but that's about it. Younger girls are much nicer. I feel like I can be myself around them. They are funny to talk and hang around with. I guess I just enjoy being around a young, cute, non-warshedup girl. You should try it sometime, you'll be impressed.
So does that mean you're afraid of fully developed breast???? Can't wait for you to dump that girl so she could go "Poison Ivy" on your ass.


On a funner note, I have 3 more years of College and then I'll be a teacher...How ironic would it be if I was her teacher?
Yeah but you wouldn't want to be with her anymore........after all she be too "OLD" for your taste. Besides she should be able to drive on her own by then.

Hafa Adai

[keithy_19]

Oh, but he'll have to give her A's just because of the memories.

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[FUNKMAN]

Oh, but he'll have to give her A's just because of the memories.


it would only be appropriate being she is giving him the A'ss

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[reeshy]

Kill yourself now!!

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[WNEWstinks]

[quote]I love this guy.

You sir, are a pedafile, and you don't care if anyone knows.



No sexual contact has ever took place so how am I a pedafile? You sir are an ass.

[canofsoup15]

You sir, are a pedafile, and you don't care if anyone knows.


ALRIGHT, this needs to stop right here. And right now.

He's not a pedafile.












He's a pedophile.

Get it straight skippy.



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[JohnnyCash]

Listen to Reeshy! Go eat a bullet. You sir have a problem.

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[keithy_19]

He's a pedophile.


Yes, I'm sorry. My damn mind was playing tricks on me.

And...

See this is where you have me all wrong. I will not do anything more then kiss and or feel her.


...that says it all. Kissing and feeling her are both sexual contact. Not sex as in intercourse, but it still is sexual.

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[INFOSTUD]

Our friend might just need a little therapy. I can't wait until this "situation" blows up on him.



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[keithy_19]

I really don't want it to blow up on this guy. But with that being said, since he isn't listening to us and he's a pedaphile(word of the day, AHHHHH!!!), he can go and let it explode in his kid touching face.

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