RIP EMERIL_DICE, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS

[Emeril_Dice]

I'M DYING OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STICK A FORK IN ME, I'M DONE.............................................. ........



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[ChickenHawk]

Mhmm.

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[JohnnyCash]

Ok, bye.

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[SatCam]

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[Jennitalia]

yawn

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[WindowSill]

Swiiiiing.........and a miss.......


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[Iamnotatool]

What Jenni said.

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[SilentSpic]

Worthless thread for a worthless comedian.

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[Yerdaddy]

die funnier or die faster

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[Duke]

not funny

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[TheMojoPin]

You all wouldn't know funny if it hit you with a funny stick on the funniest day of its life and it was powered by an electrified funny-machine.

R.I.P. E_D. All I have left now is the cold Novemeber rain.

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[Mike Teacher]

Mojo, it think that was hysterical; but, is that a good or a bad thing? :eg:

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[keithy_19]

Oh...Some say something...A few words...

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[MHasegawa]

If I could say a few words....





























































































I'd be a better public speaker.

Who is Karim Garcia?? I no respect heem.
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[keithy_19]

Oh you, you and your silly white spaces. You may not be a good public speaker but you're a good white space leaver!





























































See! Doesn't have the same effect as it does when you do it!

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[Freakshow]

NO One uses the white space as well as































































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The white spaces are f'ing



























annoying.






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[Tall_James]

What about the big white spaces.....


































































.....with white text? Talk about overkill!





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[keithy_19]

Yea...




































































....East Side Dave is dreamy.

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[Iamnotatool]

What a waste of bandwith

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[reeshy]

I'd like to quote someone on this thread but he becomes like a little girl if I do!!!! Anyway , it was a good line!!!

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[HBox]

[color=white]WAR AND PEACE by Leo Tolstoy
BOOK ONE: 1805
CHAPTER I

"Well, Prince, so Genoa and Lucca are now just family estates of the Buonapartes. But I warn you, if you don't tell me that this means war, if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist- I really believe he is Antichrist- I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend, no longer my 'faithful slave,' as you call yourself! But how do you do? I see I have frightened you- sit down and tell me all the news."

It was in July, 1805, and the speaker was the well-known Anna Pavlovna Scherer, maid of honor and favorite of the Empress Marya Fedorovna. With these words she greeted Prince Vasili Kuragin, a man of high rank and importance, who was the first to arrive at her reception. Anna Pavlovna had had a cough for some days. She was, as she said, suffering from la grippe; grippe being then a new word in St. Petersburg, used only by the elite.

All her invitations without exception, written in French, and delivered by a scarlet-liveried footman that morning, ran as follows:

"If you have nothing better to do, Count [or Prince], and if the prospect of spending an evening with a poor invalid is not too terrible, I shall be very charmed to see you tonight between 7 and 10- Annette Scherer."

"Heavens! what a virulent attack!" replied the prince, not in the least disconcerted by this reception. He had just entered, wearing an embroidered court uniform, knee breeches, and shoes, and had stars on his breast and a serene expression on his flat face. He spoke in that refined French in which our grandfathers not only spoke but thought, and with the gentle, patronizing intonation natural to a man of importance who had grown old in society and at court. He went up to Anna Pavlovna, kissed her hand, presenting to her his bald, scented, and shining head, and complacently seated himself on the sofa.

"First of all, dear friend, tell me how you are. Set your friend's mind at rest," said he without altering his tone, beneath the politeness and affected sympathy of which indifference and even irony could be discerned.

"Can one be well while suffering morally? Can one be calm in times like these if one has any feeling?" said Anna Pavlovna. "You are staying the whole evening, I hope?"

"And the fete at the English ambassador's? Today is Wednesday. I must put in an appearance there," said the prince. "My daughter is coming for me to take me there."

"I thought today's fete had been canceled. I confess all these festivities and fireworks are becoming wearisome."

"If they had known that you wished it, the entertainment would have been put off," said the prince, who, like a wound-up clock, by force of habit said things he did not even wish to be believed.

"Don't tease! Well, and what has been decided about Novosiltsev's dispatch? You know everything."

"What can one say about it?" replied the prince in a cold, listless tone. "What has been decided? They have decided that Buonaparte has burnt his boats, and I believe that we are ready to burn ours."

Prince Vasili always spoke languidly, like an actor repeating a stale part. Anna Pavlovna Scherer on the contrary, despite her forty years, overflowed with animation and impulsiveness. To be an enthusiast had become her social vocation and, sometimes even when she did not feel like it, she became enthusiastic in order not to disappoint the expectations of those who knew her. The subdued smile which, though it did not suit her faded features, always played round her lips expressed, as in a spoiled child, a continual consciousness of her charming defect, which she neither wished, nor could, nor considered it necessary, to correct.

In the midst of a conversation on political matters Anna Pavlovna burst out:

"Oh, don't speak to me of Austria. Perhaps I don't understand things, but Austria never has wished, and does not wish, for war. She is betraying us! Russia alone must save Europe. Our gracious sovereign recognizes his high vocation and will be t

[Hottub]

Sleep well E_D. You had a few shining moments.




BOOK ONE: 1805
CHAPTER I

"Well, Prince, so Genoa and Lucca are now just family estates of the Buonapartes. But I warn you, if you don't tell me that this means war, if you still try to defend



hbox, that was horrible!

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[JPMNICK]

this whole thread is horrible.



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[HBox]

I'm just too high-brow for all of you. Get back to your fart jokes, ruffians!

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[MHasegawa]

I got into to this with the best intentions...I'm not responsible for these heathens.

Who is Karim Garcia?? I no respect heem.
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[Hottub]

Hey, HBox. Pull my finger!! :p

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[keithy_19]

Did you guys ever hear of a hershey squirt? It's when your poo is all lose and stuff! Gross!

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[Def Dave in SC]

Characters should never start threads

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[AppleBoy]

Compared to the comedic stylings of Emeril Dice, Billy Staples killed at Red Bank.


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[Iamnotatool]

Compared to Emeril Dice, I'm funny.

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[ChickenHawk]

There's really nothing left to say in this thread, so I'll just throw one of these into the mix...

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[grlNIN]

Did someone say...YATTA?!!

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[SatCam]

I heard they had to get two grave plots... one for each personality!

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[Yerdaddy]

I heard they had to get two grave plots... one for each personality!

that would mean no grave plots

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[ag]

and you posted this why?

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[TheMojoPin]

So we could share in the memories.

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[fluffernutter]

Memories of a talentless hack?

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[serVice]

Memories of a talentless hack?

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Hey, leave me out of this.


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[FUNKMAN]

white space users are losers,,,, and gay

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[shamus mcfitzy]

i didn't get to give my stupid character a death. That sucks. My character is the best San Diego Chargers related character ever. Just remember NATRONE fans: the truth is out there. TheyS might'veC saidH cokeU overdoseM atE theR autopsy,D butI everyoneD knowsI whatT happened.

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[high fly]

MY DICK



















I figured it was time everyone looked at my dick again, what with the thread going the way it is and all.




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[blakjeezis]

Wow, HighFly. My dick's pretty big.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Wow, HighFly. My dick's pretty big.


Hey, is this some sort of stereotype reinforcement? I notice it's black surrounded by a lot of white. Of course it looks big.

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[Mike Teacher]

fucking racists.

Q: Whats 16 inches long and White?

A: Nothing.

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[Iamnotatool]

Where is Ani????????


I still wanna know who reeshy was gonna quote on page 1 of this worthless thread

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