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ChickenHawk
08-11-2004, 07:38 PM
Wow, I have NEVER heard a story like this. This is just fuckin' incredibly SICK. Apparently this fat bastard literally didn't leave her couch for anywhere from 2-5 years, and as a result, BECAME PART OF THE COUCH. If this were in the National Enquirer, I wouldn't believe it for a second.

That's a whole lotta TV watchin' (http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html)

That right there is a sad moment for humanity.

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HBox
08-11-2004, 07:43 PM
We all pay for this kind of shit. If she has insurance, everyone in her insurance pool will have their rates go up. If she didn't, either Medicaid or the hospital will cover her, which means the taxpayer pays and the people who go to that hospital will have to pay more. All because of this lazy fuck.

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fluffernutter
08-11-2004, 07:47 PM
So what did I learn?

Emeril_Dice is a woman.

I now understand her goodbyes last night. She must have been one of the original Tampa listeners.

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Yerdaddy
08-11-2004, 07:49 PM
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT...

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Lumber
08-11-2004, 07:51 PM
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT...

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Fuck it from behind.THE BACK OF HER NECK LOOKS LIKE A PACK OF HOTDOGS...

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Tall_James
08-11-2004, 07:55 PM
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT...

...that they had to Scotch-Guard her ass!


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sr71blackbird
08-11-2004, 07:57 PM
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT...


She has to tie a boomerang to her scarf to throw it around her neck...

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Mike Teacher
08-11-2004, 08:00 PM
im seriously a little nauseous

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Tall_James
08-11-2004, 08:06 PM
Those firefighters are wearing hazmat suits. That alone tells you how fucked up this is.


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ChickenHawk
08-11-2004, 08:10 PM
Woohoo! R&F mentioned the story!

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sr71blackbird
08-11-2004, 09:05 PM
I heard yesterday about this other guy who weighs like 1300 lbs somewhere who hasnt been out of the house in years. Remember that guy Walter Hudson?

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blakjeezis
08-11-2004, 09:06 PM
Isn't Paul O's wife named Gail? Don't they live in Florida?

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canofsoup15
08-11-2004, 09:38 PM
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT...


She only wears one shoe!

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FUNKMAN
08-11-2004, 11:09 PM
a case of neglect, or if it is simply a very sad story.


i kind've feel sorry for the lady... maybe it was depression

reminds me of what Fat Bastard said:

"i eat because i'm unhappy and i'm unhappy because i eat"

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ChickenHawk
08-11-2004, 11:16 PM
What I wanna know is, since this lady obviously wasn't getting up from her couch, who was giving her all her food? Those people should be held somewhat accountable, don't you think?

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FUNKMAN
08-11-2004, 11:24 PM
Those people should be held somewhat accountable, don't you think?


i'd say there is some responsibility but i wouldn't go with 'criminal'... curious how they dealt with the odor. maybe they were drugged/cracked up all the time?

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furie
08-11-2004, 11:27 PM
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT...


when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, it took her 13 years to die.


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who6489
08-11-2004, 11:27 PM
And even more important.....
How in the Holy Hell did she go to the bathroom!?!?

Y U C K !!!!

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AnaTickle
08-11-2004, 11:46 PM
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT...


....she eats Wheat Thicks

Evilpete
08-11-2004, 11:57 PM
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT...

when she farts, it sounds like a 747's passing ove the house!!!

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furie
08-12-2004, 12:27 AM
And even more important.....
How in the Holy Hell did she go to the bathroom!?!?

Y U C K !!!!

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now you know why she was stuck to the couch.


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monsterone
08-12-2004, 12:42 AM
And even more important.....
How in the Holy Hell did she go to the bathroom!?!?

Y U C K !!!!

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now you know why she was stuck to the couch.


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the disgusting thing is that it's more than likely true. my friend who worked at red lobster when they had alls you can eat shrimps.
there was this fat bitch who wouldn't get up from her set to stop eating even from a moment. she pissed herself and just kept eating for an hour. they couldn't even seat around her from the stench.

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ChickenHawk
08-12-2004, 12:45 AM
she pissed herself and just kept eating for an hour. they couldn't even seat around her from the stench.
Isn't that the part where she gets kicked out?

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FUNKMAN
08-12-2004, 01:21 AM
she pissed herself and just kept eating for an hour.


and i thought that was melted butter in that little plastic cup... no wonder why it was really salty

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monsterone
08-12-2004, 01:29 AM
she pissed herself and just kept eating for an hour. they couldn't even seat around her from the stench.
Isn't that the part where she gets kicked out?

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and get eaten??? are you nuts???

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08-12-2004, 01:58 AM
wow look at the world we live in


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monsterone
08-12-2004, 02:06 AM
the greeks had vomitoriums. we're not that bad off.

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SatCam
08-12-2004, 03:39 AM
What I wanna know is, since this lady obviously wasn't getting up from her couch, who was giving her all her food?
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A.J.
08-12-2004, 08:26 AM
4'10, 480 pounds? Jesus!

my friend who worked at red lobster when they had alls you can eat shrimps.
there was this fat bitch who wouldn't get up from her set to stop eating even from a moment. she pissed
herself and just kept eating for an hour.

If there was any cosmic justice she would have choked to death while she was shovelling food into her pie-hole.

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Se7en
08-12-2004, 08:54 AM
Anyone have a link to that other story - about the fatty fatty 2x4 who got poked with forks?

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Furtherman
08-12-2004, 02:17 PM
I just keep thinking.

WHERE DID THE POOP GO?!!?!?!?


Here's another all star American:

Half-ton man drops 321 pounds, and still counting (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Central/08/11/halfton.man.ap/index.html)

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08-12-2004, 02:40 PM
We need a half-tonner in the White House!!


We came close once...

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FUNKMAN
08-12-2004, 04:14 PM
I just keep thinking.

WHERE DID THE POOP GO?!!?!?!?

it only looks like a couch but it's just a mound of faeces...

or she ate it...

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DJEvelEd
08-12-2004, 09:03 PM
WHERE DID THE POOP GO?!!?!?!?


Let's all ruminate for a moment...































...It probably ate a hole in her underwear that was never changed, then ate through the fabric of the couch until a small F‘ces hole was formed allowing the diarrhea drip onto the floor and thus melding with the secondary F‘ces drip that oozed over the SIDE of the couch, not counting the F‘ces that was schmeared all over her unshaven hairy legs, belly folds and arms & hands over many stinky, maggott filled years...





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08-12-2004, 09:36 PM
I bet she had the whole tv guide memorized...





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