Fat woman stabbed with forks

[manda_c]

I've been searching for about half an hour to find a single news source to the story about the woman being stuck in the restaurant door. I couldn't find one.

It was a story ran by Weekly World News in November 2003 from as far as I can tell. This publication is a tabloid magazine. I love the show, and have been listening for about a year. But I'd consider having whoever comes up with these things check the source.

[Furtherman]

Fatty Fatty Two By Four (http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20031117/106908120003.html)

Horribly hilarious.

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...with thanks to JustJon

[manda_c]

I found that link, and you see the link to "All weekly world news". So, this story was gathered from WWN. I was just looking for one credible news source.

Personally, I don't see the hilarity of it, but to each his own.

[JohnnyCash]

"If I hadn't called for help, the fat lady might have been poked and prodded to death."


Thats terrible. Kinda funny, but terrible.

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Thank You Reefdwella

[A.J.]

"And then I felt the forks. They poked me over and over and over and over again. I remember sobbing and yelling at them, 'Why are you doing this to me? Why? Why?'"

"Because you are a disgusting Fatbody!"

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[UnknownPD]

The forks were plastic


Poked with a plastic fork... how bad could that be?