What's with women and doorways?

[Reephdweller]

I don't know if this is a new thing, or something that has been around for a while now and I'm just getting around to noticin' it, but whenever I enter or leave a store and there happens to be a woman or a group of women in front of me who appear to be looking for something, whether it be their keys, cellphone, or whatever that they become distracted so much so as to have to come to a complete stop. Everyone who is behind them subsequently has to come to a stop as well. And they'll just stand there fumbling through their purses or pockets or whatever trying to find whatever it is, and it's like that they are completely oblivious to the fact that others are behind them and trying to get wherever they're going.

Now if I have the same thing happen, I always make the effort to be mindful of others and step to the side so I can find whatever it is I'm looking for. So as to not impede on the flow of people who are trying to make their exodus. I don't get it, but it's rather annoying.

Note: In no way is this a critique of all women, but rather a casual observation of the female gender in general in regards to this particular form of discussion.

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[hurlmon]

I see this everyday in the subway and people looking for their metrocard. It's not just woman but mostly it is.
They walk down 2 flights of stairs and across the station but only when they enter the turnstile do they look for the card.

How about people who step onto the subway and then just stop... one step in. Then they get pissed when you have to squeeze/push by them.

Or the people who don't let people off an elevator before getting on.

I could go on for days.

I hate people.

I think in general people are less considerate these days.

It's their world, we're just living in it.






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[Tall_James]

What's with women and doorways?

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[TheMojoPin]

Did you witness this in a store? "Because women always be SHOPPIN'! Shoppin'-shoppin'-SHOPPIN'!!!"

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[kc7586]

I do this all the time, I guess I want my phone, keys, or whatever I need out and ready before I leave the building. Don't ask why we do this right in front of the door instead of inside. The nearest I can figure is my gender doesn't remember until we're about to leave. Hope that helps.

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[Katylina]

I do it when the people at the counter rush me out of the way, and I have to still put away my wallet, zip up my purse, and find my keys. If the customer behind me is acting all impatient to get to the register, I make sure to stand right next to them and do this just to piss them off. :)

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[saveopieanthony.net]

People act like it is their world and you are just living in it.

I was driving up 6th Ave the other night back to work and it was raining...and a guy pulled over in the right lane ...stopped his car...and ran out to hand something to another guy in a parked car in the parked car lane. he was holding up a ton and traffic and nearly caused two accidents.

The subway is crazy. Everyone acts like we are visitors in their car. They listen to their CD players BLASTING. They carry shopping bags filled with Jacks 99 cent store crap.

On the LIRR every night I have to smell whatever someone is eating...mcdonalds stinks.. big macs, fries, I had a guy with sausage and peppers next to me and a stupid slut eating a vineger soaked salad and I had tears in my eyes.

People fucking suck.

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[Jennitalia]

My problem with doorways is that I usually walk into them.

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[JohnnyCash]

Not just women, most people are just inconsiderate.

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This message was edited by Freakshow on 8-16-04 @ 6:50 PM

[FUNKMAN]

it's because girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice...

and they keep all of that stuff in their pocketbooks so it's probably tough finding things... they just need to stand in a better place

it reminds me of people who look for their money once they stop at the toll booth instead of before they get there(especially exact change booths) or people who leave their shopping carts on one side of the aisle and block the other side with their bodies...

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[sr71blackbird]

I think it's the "world revolves around me" syndrome too. Brooklyn is the absolute worst. People there are incapable of scaling a flight of stairs or walking in any kind of straight line. If they are standing somewhere, they suddely begin walking backwards and across your path and you have to deviate if you want to avoid collision. They can dance for hours, but expect them to walk up an escalator? HA!

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Did you witness this in a store? "Because women always be SHOPPIN'! Shoppin'-shoppin'-SHOPPIN'!!!"

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[Katylina]

but expect them to walk up an escalator


What the hell are escalators for if you expect everyone to walk up or down them? Moving stairs are there for you to ride, so you shouldn't be annoyed when people are doing exactly what they are made for!
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[Mike Teacher]

What's with women and doorways?


Did you know you can have an entire career in stand up comedy with this premise, just make it a little more generalized, and you're off:

"Women be Different From Men ! ..."
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and then repeat 80 or 90 thousand different variations on the theme. Ok he was funny in Jingle All the Way but thats it.

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[AngelAmy]

most of the time i look for my keys when i get to my car....if im putting my money in my wallet i do it at the counter but i step to the side so the next person can go.

most of the time people tend not to see me so if i stood in the doorway everyone would just right into me.

its no secret that most girls go to the mall in packs but they walk so fucking slow and they decide to stand one next to another so i have to push through the fucking red rover line just to get by.

bitches fucking suck!

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[Katylina]

Amy, when I see groups of teens I like to walk right in the middle of them and use that ol' Norton gag, "you dropped something." It works like a charm.

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[AngelAmy]

i just tell them that i saw their mom waiting for them with the mini van in the parking lot because theyre like 12 and they need to be dropped off and picked up.

theyll have to hurry up and go to the bathroom to put more clothes on since their mother would never approve of the fucking string they wear for a shirt.

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[TheMojoPin]

Was that Chappelle from The Nutty Proffessor?

Yeah, but I couldn't find a picture of him from it.

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[GwEnYpOo]

my mom always does this , so i just push her out of my way so i can get to the car faster .

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[Mike Teacher]

Well, any of us that have gotten Baked has to admit to having spaced their keys more then a couple of times.

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[Marist Mike]

I never noticed this so I'll have to look harder next time

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[Recyclerz]

As any good (or maybe its bad) Freudian will tell you, a doorway is symbolic of a woman's "special place", scientifically known as the "coochie." Therefore, it is natural for women (at least the hetero ones) to show a little hesitancy before either "re-entering the womb" or "being reborn" through a strange "tunnel of love".

Now for me, whenever I approach a doorway I always give it a few licks before running in and out of it over and over like a retard until someone makes me stop or I get tired. Of course, after I do this once I'll always try to find a new doorway and never call any of the old ones. ;)

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i always get my keys out before i leave a store BEFORE i hit the doorway

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