Depressed? Try Jesus!

[Leadbottom]

So many of you whine and complain about your lives. You live like zombies, taking pills and trying to be happy. Well I have some good news: Jesus loves you!

[FUNKMAN]

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[HBox]

http://sweb.uky.edu/~jdbroc2/ball_lock.jpg
with credit to BoondockSaint

http://www.myimgs.com/random/hbox/sig

[BoondockSaint]

Can I win one locky?

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Thanks to monsterone for the sig!

[Leadbottom]

What happened to free speech? Do you fear the Lord?

[BoondockSaint]

I'm going to sleep. Maybe the August bunny will surprise me.

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Thanks to monsterone for the sig!

[mikeyboy]

How to be Leadbottom:

1. Work up a good midnight drunk.
2. Post a bunch of one line posts tailored to get a reaction out of people. Make sure not to post so much that you actually explain or provide support for your point.
3. Don't respond to any rational point made by anyone who doesn't agree with your viewpoint
4. Repeat as necessary


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[Mike Teacher]

So many of you whine and complain about your lives. You live like zombies, taking pills and trying to be happy. Well I have some good news: Jesus loves you!


Insults, intolerance, and you just wished Genocide on people in another thread, who happen to located exactly where Jesus was born. You want it nuked.

Are these the values that Jesus held dear to him? Is that Christian behaviour?

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Lord, please Save me from your Followers.

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[Freakshow]

Try Jesus

No thanks. I've already had dinner.


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Thanks Furtherman, Reefdweller, and Monsterone!<br>I hate traveling, mostly because my dad used to beat me with a globe.</center>

[monsterone]

jesus hernandez sells the best powder around the way. the depreesion just melts away!!!

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[reeshy]

I locked up a guy named Jesus Gonzalez once for fucking his little sister!!!!

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[ChickenHawk]

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!! ORACLE NEVER!!!
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[JohnnyCash]

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Thank You Reefdwella

[Freakshow]

Nobody fucks with The Jesus!


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Thanks Furtherman, Reefdweller, and Monsterone!<br>I hate traveling, mostly because my dad used to beat me with a globe.</center>

[SilentSpic]

Jesus loves you!


So does lucifer.

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[reeshy]

I hope Baby Jesus gives you herpes!!!!

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[Meve]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/stfupope.jpg

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

[Heather 8]

Well I have some good news: Jesus loves you!



I have better news: I just saved a shitload of money by switching to Geico. Let's see your Savior beat that, mofo.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/RFPeachy/dawnsig.jpg
My sexy sig iz pastede on YAY!!!!11!

[Freakshow]

hahahaha. Meve, that's awesome.


Will Jesus help me hit curve? Jobu not help hit curve.


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Thanks Furtherman, Reefdweller, and Monsterone!<br>I hate traveling, mostly because my dad used to beat me with a globe.</center>

[Yerdaddy]

Jesus hates shock posters.

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Fuck it from behind.

[Meve]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative23.jpg

"Suck it. Suck it dry"

[SilentSpic]

http://www.armstrong.home.ro/big_pics/jesus_loves_u_big.gif

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This message was edited by SilentSpic on 8-17-04 @ 12:23 AM

[Evilpete]

Jesus saves.......but he sucks on the rebounds!!!!

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IM: Evilpete66
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[Freakshow]

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Thanks Furtherman, Reefdweller, and Monsterone!<br>I hate traveling, mostly because my dad used to beat me with a globe.</center>

[monsterone]

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[JesterOfSadness]

Satan issues a challenge to Jesus at Wrestlemania

[Heather 8]

Satan issues a challenge to Jesus at Wrestlemania



...and God does a heel turn.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/RFPeachy/dawnsig.jpg
My sexy sig iz pastede on YAY!!!!11!

[fiestygal]

dont push your own beliefs on to other people!

not everyone believes in God, g-d, etc

i do but im not gonna preach to people about it (the born agains do that)

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AIM- yelowrose1981

Its time to party.... Italian Style

[Lumber]

Leadbottom, Thanks for the concern...I`m not depressed but I know something that would make YOU feel better! My nuts on your chin! Grow up!

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Thanks Monsterone

[Def Dave in SC]

I call Shenanigans!!!! This guys a character! Everyone run home and get your brooms!!!

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Much Love to my Homies dcpete, Todd EVF, Pantera, Tall_James, Saddlelight Kam (sp?) and everyone else who made me a sig


UCF:AYBABTU

[Lumber]

This is exactly what Leadbottom wants...Attention. Something Mommy & Daddy never gave him. So he sits their & wacks his pudd , hoping, just hoping people like us give him just that. Your a sorry little man...

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Thanks Monsterone

This message was edited by njlumberdude on 8-17-04 @ 1:44 AM

[JustJon]

Does Jesus come in a liquid form now? Or just those chalky pills?

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[douchebagsean]

So does lucifer


And hes got the better albums...damn i miss bill hicks

"eck-a-see + an-frax=
am-ba-lance!"
"im a gonna c-i-l-l my landlord"

[monsterone]

man does he make a good beer

http://eulogybar.server101.com/beer/image195.gif

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[grlNIN]

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I can't take it
I just can't take it anymore

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<br>Take me out tonight because I want to see people and I want to see life</center>

[monsterone]

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[keithy_19]

I want to respond to his thread in an with an educated, honest answer.

Some people have tried Jesus to make them happy. They pray and pray and they can't find an answer. I know from experience, and I belive in God.

Sometimes people need something else to make them happy, and it's not always so cut and dry, black and white.

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This message was edited by KeithyBoBeefy on 8-18-04 @ 12:01 AM

[fluffernutter]

Satan issues a challenge to Jesus at Wrestlemania


...and God does a heel turn.

You KNOW Vince reads this.



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[Leadbottom]

It's hip on this board to mock the Lord. Go ahead, see what happens. Accept Christ now and save yourselves.

[canofsoup15]

Go to hell.

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[JesterOfSadness]

Post has vanished due to stupidity

This message was edited by JesterOfSadness on 8-20-04 @ 1:10 AM

[grlNIN]

Go to hell.



I second that motion.

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<br>Take me out tonight because I want to see people and I want to see life</center>