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TomPoo
09-24-2001, 08:37 AM
There have been alot of funny bits in wrestling... what was your favorite???


One of my all time was when Jericho was fueding with Malenko in wCw. (Jericho was the heel and Malenko was the Face)

Malenko's gimmick was the man of 1000 holds.

Jericho came out to the ring and announced he had been counting his moves and he had 1004. So he started wearing tights that said 1004 and in his first match after this, he said he would perform the Jericho Maple leaf (which was the same as Malenko's finisher, the Texas Colver leaf)

After his oponent submited Jericho grabed the mic and said that was the worst wrestling move ever, and would never use it in the ring again!!!!



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TomPoo
09-24-2001, 08:44 AM
Another great one was when Rocky was feuding withthe Big Show.

The Rock is making fun of his entrance, and he says something on the lines of:

"Then Big Slow, you raise your hand in the air and say 'AHHHH!' and all the people in attendance raise to there feet, put down there drinks, raise there hands in the air and say "WELL THIS GUY SUCKS; I'M GONNA TAKE A LEAK!!!!"

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Fallon
09-24-2001, 09:22 AM
I was at the RAW when The Rock n' Sock Connection was born and after they won the Tag Title's and the show went off the air they got on the mic's for about 15-20 minutes.

Foley stealing The Rock's lines rules!!!

Also at a House Show (non-televised) Triple H got on the mic and said: "To the thousands in attendance and millions not watching at home, leeeeeeeeeeeeeets hget read to SUCK IIIIIT!!!

I just thought that was funny.

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jamesdiggy
09-24-2001, 01:45 PM
From the 80's it would be Uncle Elmer's wedding.

More recently, back when the NWO was in full swing they did a bit dressed up like the Four Horsemen, and Kevin Nash's Arn Anderson was one of the funniest things I've seen in wrestling.

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CYYYFYYY
09-24-2001, 02:13 PM
I will have to say when DX was
just Micheles Helmsley and
Chyna and one time they
started playing strip poker
outside the ring during other
matches and how they used to
make fun of Slaughter was
great also


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Death Metal Moe
09-24-2001, 03:37 PM
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It would have to be the Raw where DX was at odds with The Nation, and all DX members came out as Nation members, and RAGGED on them for like 20 minutes! I MISS THAT SHIT!



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Se7en
09-24-2001, 05:48 PM
I'm with James. The NWO / 4 Horseman skit was priceless. "Not his spot, not their spot, not my liver spots, not my dog Spot.....but MY SPOT!"

The Jericho stuff was good too. "Move number one: Armbar! Move number two: bodyslam. Move number three: Armbar!"

And the Hurricane Helms stuff is pretty good right now. He and Lance Storm just did a Wonder Twins joke! Unbelievable!!!

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TomPoo
09-25-2001, 04:56 AM
Last night STEPH and RVD

Steph: "Good to see you Rob"
RVD: "Good to be me Steph"

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Anyway, Old school stuff, when Rowdy Roddy Piper hit Jimmy Snuka in the head with a coconut... CLASSIC!!!

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Another one of my favorite Jericho moments was when he was feuding with Goldberg.

He was in the ring with his Jericho 3
Greenberg 0
shirt... and he was saying something about how Greenberg was jealous that he had a mediocre Football carreer and Jericho was a Hockey legend in Canada (during this Schivone asks Tenay if Jericho even played hockey, Tenay say "I think J.V. in High School, and Heenan jumps in and adds "Give him credit... he was Captain")
During all this Goldberg drags out a tied up and gagged ralphus who he beat up and said to Jericho "YOUR NEXT" Jericho starts sreaming... "Greenberg stay away from him... he's a killer, I can't control waht he is gonna do to you!!!!"

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Evil Al Dukes
09-26-2001, 05:22 PM
there are so many. As it was said earlier the DX impersonation of the nation was great. X-pac had the caution tape all around him Triple H was the rock. It was just so funny.

Another DX moment was when they had the face masks with windo wipers they put them on when Sgt. Slaugther was talking to make sure he wouldnt get any spit in there eyes.

There are so many more exspecially DX when they went to WCW headquarters in a tank and said they were taking over...... kinda ironic now isnt it.

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10-01-2001, 12:11 PM
Rock Rockbotoming The British Bulldog into bulldog feces on Smackdown!.. SICK but funny. PERIOD!

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