bits for don friedman

[morecowbell11]

these are my bits for don friedman. i particularly like the more abstract bits so bear with me.

1st bit- this involves 3 people
1st person--this person is made to believe that they are in love with the letter R. They cant get enough of this letter and gets angry when anyone tries to bring up other letters
2nd person- this person hates the letter R. they think that the letter R stole his girlfriend, crashed his car, etc. they're furious at the letter R
3rd person- believes that the letter R has been implanted into our alphabet by aliens asa way to control are minds. his job is to spread the word through the ron and fez show about this evil plot

2nd bit- this bit would work best with crazy jen. Jen is made to believe that she hates fez, she cant stand him or anything he does. but jen will only be polite and curtios to his face but when ever ron speaks to her she thinks that fez left the room and cant hear him, and then starts going off on fez until she hears his voice and then believes hes back in the room

3rd bit- this is for j-dubbs and its a simple idea. i think it would be funny if he thought he were michael jackson and just loved children. thats the whole bit

of course after all these bits hilarity would ensue.
goodday to you all

[Yerdaddy]

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[KennethC]

Here's some light reading I highly recommend.

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[Mike Teacher]

::Reading Bit Ideas::

I'm feeling Sleepy... Very very Sleepy...

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[Yerdaddy]

Bit idea: Say a bunch of funny shit.


and I want royalties.

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Fuck it from behind.

[morecowbell11]

ok..i just emailed ron with a gameshow about celebrity cancer. all you nay sayers better get ready for the funny

This message was edited by morecowbell11 on 8-20-04 @ 10:10 PM

[TheMojoPin]

I'm packing RIGHT NOW!

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[mikeyboy]

Cowbell's trying hard to get back on Ron's good side.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Cowbell's trying hard to get back on Ron's good side.

I suppose calling Ron a sellout is one approach to doing so.

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[East Side Dave]

I have a bit idea, too! This one involves glueing a kaleidoscope to a paraplegic's leg. He'll never know!!......How could he?!?!

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[Mike Teacher]

With a Stump-Cam? It could work.

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[HypnoDude]

I like the bit ideas..keep em coming...Again as far as radio goes, you have to have people who will be very outspoken while under hypnosis since a lot of the bits are really visual.

Cheers,

Don

[ADF]

Make them believer they're imitation bacon.

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